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Ashsaber

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Re: Fun with threats.txt
« Reply #60 on: May 17, 2012, 05:06:19 pm »
XKCD?

"You forgot to carry the two!"

...There was one I really liked but for the life of me I can't remember.
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Re: Fun with threats.txt
« Reply #61 on: May 17, 2012, 06:56:28 pm »
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Goodbye.
I AM A SEXY SHOELESS GOD OF WAR!
I am the yawning chasm from before the before; the darkness after the end of all things. I am nothing and nothing is eternal.
Do you not know death when you see him? Die now, and curse in vain!
They always said the universe was a riddle. Today, I am the answer.
Molon labe!
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Quote from: Malarauko
I had an above ground garden built in the grounds of my castle and two young dwarves spent time socialising there over the summer and at the end of the summer they were in love. Remember those long summers of your childhood? That first kiss in the gardens while crossbows dwarves shoot goblins above your head? The rain of dead birds as the hunters get to work? Truly Spearhills is a paradise.

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Re: Fun with threats.txt
« Reply #62 on: May 18, 2012, 03:58:23 am »
How about these?

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I, [SPEAKER:TRANS_NAME], will knock you all down!
Can't let you do that, [AUDIENCE:TRANS_NAME]!
Welcome to DIE!
Game over, [AUDIENCE:RACE]!  Game over!
Give me your best shot...if you're prepared for the void!
It's clobberin' time!
[SPEAKER:FIRST_NAME] SMASH!
LET'S PARTY!
Shall we dance?
Let's get dangerous!
Don't f*** with a [SPEAKER:RACE].
You want to kill me?! You couldn't even kill my boredom!!!
Through fire, justice is turned!  A hero in shining armor is called.  To punish evil forces, I have been charged!
Enough talk! Let's fight!
I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick arse, and I'm all out of bubblegum!
I am ripper! Tearer! Slasher! Gouger! I am the teeth in the darkness! The talons in the night! Mine is strength! And lust! And power! I! Am! [SPEAKER:FIRST_NAME]!
I am the white void. I am the cold steel. I am the just sword. With blade in hand shall I reap the sins of this world, and cleanse it in the fires of destruction. I am [SPEAKER:FIRST_NAME]! THE END HAS COME!"
I am matter...I am antimatter...I can see your past...I can see your future...I consume time...and I will consume you!
Ever dance with the devil in the pale moon light?
SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!
I eat [AUDIENCE:RACE] for breakfast, and right now I'm very hungry!
Get off my lawn!
Two creatures enter! One creature leaves!
This is my world. You are not welcome in my world!
I see dead people.
Playtime is over!
Time to take out the garbage!
I got a present for ya!
NOW IS COWARD KILLING TIME!
It's show time!
Alright, who ordered death?
I'm afraid you're about to become the immediate past president of the Being Alive Club.
Hello! This is the part where I kill you!
I've got half a mind to kill you! And the other half agrees!
We are on Eastern Pain Time, and it is [SPEAKER:FIRST_NAME] o'clock!
EX-TER-MINATE!
ALLONNNNS-Y!!
FEEEEEEEEED MEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
What is a [AUDIENCE:RACE]?! A miserable pile of secrets! But enough talk...HAVE AT YOU!
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Re: Fun with threats.txt
« Reply #63 on: May 18, 2012, 04:02:54 am »
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Re: Fun with threats.txt
« Reply #64 on: May 18, 2012, 08:26:20 am »
Quote from: IndigoFenix on May 18, 2012, 03:58:23 am
How about these?

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I, [SPEAKER:TRANS_NAME], will knock you all down!
Can't let you do that, [AUDIENCE:TRANS_NAME]!
Welcome to DIE!
Game over, [AUDIENCE:RACE]!  Game over!
Give me your best shot...if you're prepared for the void!
It's clobberin' time!
[SPEAKER:FIRST_NAME] SMASH!
LET'S PARTY!
Shall we dance?
Let's get dangerous!
Don't f*** with a [SPEAKER:RACE].
You want to kill me?! You couldn't even kill my boredom!!!
Through fire, justice is turned!  A hero in shining armor is called.  To punish evil forces, I have been charged!
Enough talk! Let's fight!
I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick arse, and I'm all out of bubblegum!
I am ripper! Tearer! Slasher! Gouger! I am the teeth in the darkness! The talons in the night! Mine is strength! And lust! And power! I! Am! [SPEAKER:FIRST_NAME]!
I am the white void. I am the cold steel. I am the just sword. With blade in hand shall I reap the sins of this world, and cleanse it in the fires of destruction. I am [SPEAKER:FIRST_NAME]! THE END HAS COME!"
I am matter...I am antimatter...I can see your past...I can see your future...I consume time...and I will consume you!
Ever dance with the devil in the pale moon light?
SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!
I eat [AUDIENCE:RACE] for breakfast, and right now I'm very hungry!
Get off my lawn!
Two creatures enter! One creature leaves!
This is my world. You are not welcome in my world!
I see dead people.
Playtime is over!
Time to take out the garbage!
I got a present for ya!
NOW IS COWARD KILLING TIME!
It's show time!
Alright, who ordered death?
I'm afraid you're about to become the immediate past president of the Being Alive Club.
Hello! This is the part where I kill you!
I've got half a mind to kill you! And the other half agrees!
We are on Eastern Pain Time, and it is [SPEAKER:FIRST_NAME] o'clock!
EX-TER-MINATE!
ALLONNNNS-Y!!
FEEEEEEEEED MEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
What is a [AUDIENCE:RACE]?! A miserable pile of secrets! But enough talk...HAVE AT YOU!

Yeah, some of these make no sense (mostly the ahistorical ones). Although the Beowulf classic is awesome, I'll definitely get it in. And some other ones.

Quote from: Tirion on May 18, 2012, 04:02:54 am
Just ideas. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdU4V3bNn-g

Very, very good stuff here !
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Re: Fun with threats.txt
« Reply #65 on: May 18, 2012, 09:03:38 am »
I find that "Prepare your Anus" is the scariest thing someone has yelled while attacking me.
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Re: Fun with threats.txt
« Reply #66 on: May 18, 2012, 05:43:06 pm »
Here's some stuff for greet_baby.txt
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You are so tiny!
What sick man sends babies to fight?!
What's a baby doing over here?
You have much to learn before you unlock your true potential, young one.
I think I should build diaper changing station!
Hello bald monkey thing.Some stuff for slayer.txt
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murderer
crusher
extinguisher
strangler
flattener
masher
cactuspie
sugar daddyno_family.txt
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Hrm, I don't recall any of my familly members...
I don't know who my family is, hmm...
I haven't seen my family in a long time...
My home is my family~
I don't want to talk about itAnybody got some stuff for the other .txt s?
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Re: Fun with threats.txt
« Reply #67 on: May 18, 2012, 08:17:29 pm »
"Il attack your weak point for massive damage!!!"

:3
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WHEN POSSIBLE, I PREFER TO CONSUME YOUR FACE.

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« Reply #68 on: May 18, 2012, 09:01:33 pm »
[AUDIENCE:FIRST_NAME], was it? Brace yourself!
You've yet to mettle with a [SPEAKER:RACE] as great as myself!
Cheers to the buzzards! They will eat well when I'm done gutting you!
Well, well, well, [AUDIENCE:RACE]. Let's get through with this, and may Armok choose the victor.
Excuse me!
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I usually think of Armok as the pure essence of FUCK YOU!

davros

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Re: Fun with threats.txt
« Reply #69 on: June 01, 2012, 12:26:41 am »
Tell me, has FAT got your tongue?
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Quote from: Malarauko
I had an above ground garden built in the grounds of my castle and two young dwarves spent time socialising there over the summer and at the end of the summer they were in love. Remember those long summers of your childhood? That first kiss in the gardens while crossbows dwarves shoot goblins above your head? The rain of dead birds as the hunters get to work? Truly Spearhills is a paradise.

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Re: Fun with threats.txt
« Reply #70 on: August 02, 2012, 04:04:40 pm »
Quote from: azrael300 on May 16, 2012, 10:12:11 pm
Quote from: Psieye on March 13, 2012, 05:30:51 pm
Quote from: Naryar on March 13, 2012, 03:54:28 pm
Who the hell do you think I am?
Whenever I see this reference, I feel I have to counter with "My hand is burning hot with power. It is telling me to defeat you!"
WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM?!?!?!?!!? (USES HIS SPIRAL POWER)
Gurren Laggan....Respect for the Bay12 community has been greatly improved.
Quote from: Spaghetti on May 18, 2012, 09:03:38 am
I find that "Prepare your Anus" is the scariest thing someone has yelled while attacking me.
Even worse if a titan says it:
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Titan: "Prepare your Anus!"
Me: "Oh please no......"

lol Shit necro'd.
Well, its worth it xD
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Re: Fun with threats.txt
« Reply #71 on: August 02, 2012, 06:47:45 pm »
"Enough pussyfooting around, you cad!"
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Re: Fun with threats.txt
« Reply #72 on: August 02, 2012, 07:09:44 pm »
"Let's a go!" Anyone?

"It's a me, [SPEAKER:TRANS_NAME]!"
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Quote from: GoombaGeek on August 07, 2012, 11:46:09 pm
This is a side-effect of dwarven animal training (hit animal with hammer until it forgets that it hates you, then lovingly cuddle it).

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Re: Fun with threats.txt
« Reply #73 on: August 02, 2012, 10:22:10 pm »
Loving the Khornate ones.
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Re: Fun with threats.txt
« Reply #74 on: August 02, 2012, 10:24:37 pm »
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I'm going to hit you so hard you land on Meatspin.com!
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