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[umiman]

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Prepare to die!
Your blood shall be spilled this day!
I shall delight in your torture!
I shall feast on your entrails!
I damn you to oblivion!
I am going to split you like a ripe melon!
Pray while you still can!
Pray to your maker!
Submit to the cold embrace of death!
Your head will hang on my wall!
Give in to darkness and despair!
You shall burn in eternal hell!
Your life belongs to me!
I will spill your blood across the ground and dance upon your cooling corpse!
What noise will you make when I tear off your limbs one by one?
My god will torture your soul forever when I present him with your charred corpse!
You shall pay for your trespass with your life!
Your agony shall certainly please my god!
I will bet on how many organs I can remove before you stop making noise!
It has been long since I have seen one of your kind die!
After I tear off your limbs, you will squirm until I crush you in my endless mercy!
You will beg for death before I am done!
Die!  Die!  DIE!
You will be proud to die at my hands!
Perhaps you will be a worthy prey!
There is no escape!
Are you yet afraid?  If not, you will be!
You will know nothing but terror when I am through!
I shall scatter your shredded corpse across the land for all to see!
Your body will fall like a limp bag!
Scream now, for you will soon be unable to speak!
Your screams of agony will give me orgastic dreams this night!
I will show you the true meaning of horror!
Have dread, your life ends now!
Yet another [AUDIENCE:RACE] shall kneel before me!
Your innards will soon fly!
Your flesh shall soon meet my weapon!
You will pay for this!
WHAAAAAGGGGHHHH!
Time to die, meat!
I will crush your brains to paste!
I shall exterminate you, vermin!
You will never stop me!
Feel my wrath!
The gods will find your soul unworthy!
Catch this! With your face!
I shall soon teach you in the ways of pain!
That's right! Run!
Your struggles will hardly trouble me!
You blighter!
I will not let this trespass stand!
Your eyes will burst like sickly boils!
You will soon wear your intestines around your neck!
Blood for the Blood God!
Prepare to be blown apart!
I shall draw first blood here!
I will smack you upside the head with a cave fish!
Your universe will become pain!
The stars have foreseen my victory over you, worm!
Soon your life shall be snuffed!
I shall knock you from the frozen wastes to the burning deserts!
You will be stomped into the ground!
I will bash you until your horrid face is unrecognizable!
Can you conceive the wrath you have called down?
You are making me angry, fool. You would not like me when I am angry.
I will wear you lungs as my vest!
I will knit your hair into a merkin! (look it up, but you might be sorry...)
Your suffering will be legendary!
I have been waiting for this!
Perhaps you would like a moment to change your trousers? Ha ha ha ha!
Do you hear that sound? It is the sound of your doom, growing closer, closer, closer!
I would ask your name, but you will be another anonymous corpse soon enough!
Now that we are introduced, let us fight!
You will not take me today!
I guess I must kill you now. So be it!
I will strike you so hard, your ancestors will feel it!
You should just kill yourself now to save us both time, you know...
I will reduce you to a pile of gore!
Stand and fight!
Show me what you've got!
You should've stayed home!
Death is the only escape.
Life is meaningless. It is in death that we are truly tested.
You seek death?
Be still!
You will find no peace in death.
One foot in the grave, firmly planted.
Sheathe your sword, warrior, lest ye fall on it when stricken
What was yours is mine. Your land, your people, and now your life
BEG! for death, and I'll make it quick
This is MY world, you are not welcome in MY world
Your cries for mercy will not move me.
You are a Maggot! hatched from a mutant Maggot egg!
Your death shall mirror your pathetic life!
I've got a blade with your name on it.
Do not trifle with me, worm.
I'm through playing games with you.
Cross me, and DIE.
I will shatter your soul.
Ahh, a fresh crop of, victims.
HaHa, run weaklings, it pleases me.
Your soul is mine!
Can nooone offer me a challenge?
Come over here, I promise I will heal you.
If the Gods had wanted you to live, they would not have created me!
I am going to strangle you with your own frilly training bra!
To the abyss with thee!
I'm going to stick one arm down your throat, one arm up your arse, and twiddle my thumbs in your guts!
Hm hm hm hm hm hm... heh heh heh heh... Ha ha ha ha ha... Hahahahaha... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!
Behold! POWER!
Run! Run you little fool! Run as far as your little legs can take you! Make this fun!
Every kill I make leads me on the road to salvation for every murder I have sown. Free me in death!
Say your last words, [AUDIENCE:RACE].
You DARE challenge me?
Count your steps child, you shall be dead by the tenth.
Not even the power of Armok himself can save you now.
Fool! Perish at my hand!
This is your atonement!
Lavish these final moments, they will be beautiful.
Don't panic. I don't want your bile polluting your flesh.
Bear witness to power incarnate!
You will scream for torture before I'm done with you!
My body SCREAMS for your blood! It is time to drink!
I sharpened my teeth for this?
Imbecile. The time for talk is over.
It does not matter who is right... only who wins.
We shall not be finished... for a long, long time yet.
Cower before my might and I might just crush you quickly.
Call upon all the gods you want. Even they bow before my strength!
Hah! Was that an attack?
You will cry tears of blood today!
This is an act of mercy on my part; I sin so you may be absolved.
Will you not die for me?
Fight with honor! Die with dignity!
Do you not see? You are dead already.
The string of fate has led us to this battle. Prepare yourself.
I can see the insatiable thirst for violence looming within you. Good...
Even if you do not deserve it, I will grant you a fair fight.
Why aren't you running yet?
You are nothing more than gravel beneath my feet.
Away with thee and ye might live to die another die.
It has been awhile since I last feasted on [AUDIENCE:RACE].
Be a man. Do the right thing.
Mercy is a trait you'd best hope is universal.
Extreme death...
I have waiting long for this moment. Do not disappoint me.
It's time to suffer!
This hand yearns for your soul!
I shall strike you down!
You have already made your final mistake!
Your next move will be your last!
You have not felt suffering yet!
ROAAAAAAAAAAARRRRR!!!!
I will smack your head around like a little ball!
Say hello to my little friend!
Your blood will flow like the crimson sea!
I will purge you from these lands!
No more words! We fight!
You don't believe my might? Then it is time for a live demonstration.
I will rip your beating heart out of your chest!
This will be over soon.
Mortal combat!!!!
You had a chance to turn back long before this. Now you will pay the price for your arrogance.
You are already shivering in fright? Pathetic.
This is your final hour!
I will kill you and the very land you walk on!
Unbridle your fear. This is your last chance to let it show.
You are but a stepping stone in my path to glory.
I see you are wearing your own metal coffin. Makes things easier for both of us.
Fear me, for I am your apocalypse!
It pains me to know that your unclean blood will stain this place.
Your skull had better not be thick enough to nick my weapon.
Listen, [AUDIENCE:RACE]!  The whispers of the wind speak only of your death.  The world itself begs for your blood!
Once I've killed you, I will hunt down your friends and your family and they will curse your name before they die long and painful deaths.
I grant you a moment to consider your path and repent of your sins.  Good.  Now you will perish.
If only there were a bounty on your head.  Then, I'd soon be a little richer and a LOT happier!
I salute you before your death.
Ugh, you're covered in blood and vomit!  I had been hoping to clean my blade on your cloth once it had slaked itself on your blood.
I am destined to be your last foe.
Embrace the end that awaits you!
May the jackals feast on your flesh when I am through with you!
May you find your forebears in the world beyond.
Look into my eyes and see that there is no victory for you.  My determination is absolute.  You WILL fall here and now and by my hand!
Finally, you have come to me.  Know that I am your doom, [AUDIENCE:RACE].  Your training means nothing, for I am better than you.  Your strength means nothing, for I am stronger than you.  Your speed means nothing for I am faster than you.  Your anger, fear and determination will wash against me and turn their flows to your destruction.  Hope will die in your heart even as I wrench the life from your body.  Yes, worm, I will end you.

[MorleyDev]

Now you die!

Morrowind.

When I think Morrowind I think "You N'wah!"
Daggerfall, "Halt! Halt! Halt! Halt! Halt! Halt! Halt! Halt! Halt!"
Oblivion, "Stop Criminal Scum!"

[iceball3]

I'm gonna headbutt ya! I'm gonna headbutt ya! I'm gonna headbutt ya!
I am going to claw my way down your throat and year out your very soul!
Yeah, come get some ya frickin wuss!
This is the part where I fall down and BLEED TO DEATH!
All you have done up to this point was in vain. Every head you've taken, every champion you've defeated, every last accomplishment you have gone through means nothing now. You are a pitiful rat and I shall end you! En Garde!

[EmperorJon]

I want a bandit to shout to his squad to "cauterize and expunge!'.

[davros]

I just checked up on here and I've got one thing to say.

OOH! I've got one!

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I mustn't run away. I mustn't run away. I mustn't run away.

Ahaha, good Jacuzzi quote.

Whut. I'm fairly certain Evangelion and bathtubs aren't related.

[medikohl]

you got real ugly

[medikohl]

I just checked up on here and I've got one thing to say.

OOH! I've got one!

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I mustn't run away. I mustn't run away. I mustn't run away.

Ahaha, good Jacuzzi quote.

Whut. I'm fairly certain Evangelion and bathtubs aren't related.

excepting of course when asuka snaps

[DarthBoogalo]

I'm going to strangle you with your own frilly cave spider silk training bra!

[Kilroy the Grand]

"Prepare to die" is nice, but people always saying the same thing...

So i lengthened the list. Also makes the universe generally feel more badass.

Prepare to die!
Run, coward!
Run, fool!
Run! Run! Run!
I hunger!

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[Kaleb702 Games]

I have found my new favorite .txt file ever.

[Shawarma]

Spooooooooooooon!

[arzzult]

I'll kill you with my teacup.

[Deon]

I'm using a modified version of the threat.txt that came with TomiTapio's version of the Genesis mod. Most of it is his work, though I have added quite a few lines myself.

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Prepare to die!
Your blood shall be spilled this day!
I shall delight in your torture!
I shall bathe in your blood!
I am going to split you like a ripe melon!
Pray while you still can!
Pray to your maker!
Submit to the cold embrace of death!
Your head will hang on my wall!
Give in to darkness and despair!
You shall burn in eternal hellfire!
What noise will you make when I tear off your limbs one by one?
My god will torture your soul forever when I present him with your charred corpse!
You shall pay for your trespass with your life!
Your agony shall certainly please my god!
After I tear off your limbs, you will squirm until I crush you in my endless mercy!
You will beg for death before I am done!
Now you die!
You will be proud to die at my hands!
There is no escape!
Are you yet afraid? If not, you will be!
I shall scatter your shredded corpse across the land for all to see!
Scream! Scream for mercy!
I will show you the true meaning of fear!
Have dread, your life ends now!
Yet another [AUDIENCE:RACE] shall kneel before me!
Time to die!
I shall exterminate you, vermin!
You can never defeat me!
Fear my wrath!
The gods will find your soul unworthy!
I shall soon teach you in the ways of pain!
You should have fled when you had the chance to do so!
Your struggles will hardly trouble me!
I will not let this trespass stand!
Blood for the Blood God!
Your universe will become pain!
The stars have foreseen my victory over you, worm!
Soon your life shall be over!
Can you conceive of the wrath you have called down upon yourself?
You are making me angry, fool. You would not like me when I am angry.
Your suffering will be legendary!
I have been waiting for this!
Perhaps you would like a moment to change your trousers? Ha ha ha ha!
Do you hear that sound? It is the sound of your doom, growing closer, closer, closer!
Now that we are introduced, let us fight!
It seems I must kill you now. So be it!
You should just kill yourself now to save us both time..
Stand and fight!
Show me what you've got!
You should've stayed home!
Death is the only escape.
Life is meaningless. It is in death that we are truly tested.
You will find no peace in death.
One foot in the grave, firmly planted.
This is MY world. You are not welcome!
Your cries for mercy will not move me.
Maggot! I'll finish you quickly!
Your death shall mirror your pathetic life!
I will shatter your very soul.
Your soul is mine!
Come here, I promise I'll be gentle.
If the Gods had wanted you to live, they would not have created me!
To the abyss with thee!
Behold my wrath!
Run! Run you little fool! Run as far as your legs can take you! Make this fun!
Every kill I make leads me on the road to salvation for every murder I have sown. Free me in death!
Say your last words, [AUDIENCE:RACE].
You DARE challenge me?
Count your steps child, you shall be dead by the tenth.
Not even the power of Armok himself can save you now.
Fool! Perish at my hand!
Lavish these final moments, they will be beautiful.
Bear witness to power incarnate!
My body SCREAMS for your blood! It is time to drink!
It does not matter who is right.. only who wins.
We shall not be finished.. for a long, long time yet.
Fall before me!
You will cry tears of blood this day!
This is an act of mercy on my part; I sin so you may be absolved.
Fight with honor! Die with dignity!
Do you not see? You are dead already.
The string of fate has led us to this battle. Prepare yourself.
I can see the insatiable thirst for violence looming within you. Good..
Why aren't you running yet?
You are nothing more than gravel beneath my feet.
Away with thee and ye might live to die another day.
Mercy is a trait you'd best hope is universal.
I have been waiting long for this moment. Do not disappoint me.
It's time for you to suffer!
I shall strike you down!
You have already made your final mistake!
Your blood will flow like the crimson sea!
I will purge you from these lands!
No more words! We fight!
You don't believe my might? Then it is time for a demonstration.
I will rip your beating heart out of your chest!
This will be over soon.
You had a chance to turn back long before this. Now you will pay the price for your arrogance.
This is your final hour!
Unbridle your fear. This is your last chance to let it show.
You are but a stepping stone in my path to glory.
Fear me, for I am your doom!
It pains me to know that your unclean blood will stain this place.
Your skull had better not be thick enough to nick my weapon.
Listen, [AUDIENCE:RACE]! The whispers of the wind speak only of your death. The world itself begs for your blood!
I grant you a moment to consider your path and repent of your sins. Good. Now you will perish.
I salute you before your death.
I am destined to be your last foe.
Embrace the end that awaits you!
Look into my eyes and see that there is no victory for you. My determination is absolute. You WILL fall here and now and by my hand!
Finally, you have come to me. Know that I am your doom, [AUDIENCE:RACE]. Your training means nothing, for I am better than you. Your strength means nothing, for I am stronger than you. Your speed means nothing for I am faster than you. Your anger, fear and determination will wash against me and turn their flows to your destruction. Hope will die in your heart even as I wrench the life from your body. Yes, worm, I will end you.
Another swine to the slaughter!
BEG for death! And I'll make it quick..
You have no purpose but to die by my hand!
Know that I am your fate! And fate carries an executioners axe!
You who would stand against me.. prepare to die!
Death comes for you. FEEL ITS ICY BREATH!
Allow me to teach you.. the meaning of true fear.
You shall have a taste.. of my power!
Your very sight irritates me. Disappear!
I shall break you like a twig!
Your end.. is here!
I want to hear.. your anguish!
Time to die!
I'll burn you alive!
Know your place, there will be no next time!
This place shall be your grave!
Your death is inevitable!
I do not fear death. Do you?
Before my time is done, I will look down on your corpse and smile.
It's almost time for all of this to end. For you, tragedy. And for me, comedy. Die.
Death is but a game. Come, let's play!
Welcome to the end of your life. And I promise you, it's going to hurt!
You are a fool. I am going to crush you, and throw you into the wind!
To death, and glory!
Come on, if you think you can take me!
Time is wasting, let's hurry up and end this.
Okay then, I'll play with you a little bit.
Prepare to meet your end!
Prepare to be eviscerated, fool!
Now then, how would you like to die?
I'll show you hell!
Come at me, any way you like!
If you start running, you might just make it home alive..
Come on! Now is your time to die!
You cannot hope.. to defeat me!
Rage, hate! THIS.. IS.. YOUR.. DEATH!
You are but a gnat compared to my power!
A worthy adversary. Let's go!
You'll see no mercy from me!
Blood and glory! Now ye DIE!

Where did  you get this info? Most of it I took from Small Things mod by Umiman: http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=18552.msg183128#msg183128
And expanded into Flavortext mod with the help of community: http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=58751.0
Credits should belong to right people .

[Samohan25]

Now I have become death, the destroyer of worlds!

I think I've heard this somewhere before, it may have been in a song somewhere.

[runlvlzero]

You forgot:


KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRnSnfiUI54

And...

"From Hell's heart, I stab at thee... For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee..." - Khan's last words, from Captain Ahab in Herman Melville's Moby Dick.