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BigD145

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Re: Fun with threats.txt
« Reply #15 on: March 13, 2012, 11:40:43 pm »
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Re: Fun with threats.txt
« Reply #16 on: March 14, 2012, 12:15:02 am »
I will drink from your skull!!  :P
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Re: Fun with threats.txt
« Reply #17 on: March 14, 2012, 08:55:05 am »
Quote from: Baby_Slaver on March 14, 2012, 12:15:02 am
I will drink from your skull!!  :P
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searaider voice should be included  :P

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Anyone recognizes where i got those threats? :)
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Naryar

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Re: Fun with threats.txt
« Reply #18 on: March 14, 2012, 09:33:29 am »
... Warcraft 3, Arthas's Death Knight voiceset ?
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« Reply #19 on: March 14, 2012, 09:44:39 am »
Quote from: Naryar on March 14, 2012, 09:33:29 am
... Warcraft 3, Arthas's Death Knight voiceset ?

not just Arthas', though most of them are from him.
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Re: Fun with threats.txt
« Reply #20 on: March 14, 2012, 12:27:54 pm »
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Naryar

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Re: Fun with threats.txt
« Reply #21 on: March 14, 2012, 04:49:14 pm »
moar

Your pain shall be legendary!
Squirm like the pathetic insect you are!
There is no escape!
I shall slay thee and leave your corpse to the crows!
Shiver in terror and DIE!
You are unworthy to battle with me. Die regardless.
Perish and rot!
My hatred for you is stronger! You will die!
I shall spill your blood on the ground!
I will end you in a way that will cow the GODS themselves!
Another fool shall fall by my hand!
I am the end of your story!
Die, filthy cur!
Die, you rat!
Fall before my weapon, you worthless sack of flesh!
Your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries!
Let's do this, quick and painful!
Confronting me was your last mistake!
Embrace your death ! See how quick and grim it is!
You are NOTHING!
You are nothing, and you will die!
A pox on you, and your kind!
Feel the point of my rapier, you scoundrel!
May you die alone and unmourned!
Die, dog!
You will die here. I'll make sure of it.
I am the scourge of God!
Pray for your sins, because it's time to die!
Pray to your god. You will join him very soon.
Your life is mine!
Your head is mine!
Your pathetic existence will end right now!
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Re: Fun with threats.txt
« Reply #22 on: March 14, 2012, 07:57:19 pm »
Quote from: Naryar on March 13, 2012, 03:54:28 pm
Death comes to you. Feel it's icy breath!
You have no purpose but to die by my hand.
RRAAAAAAARRGH!
Fall, creature, and feed the earth!
Now I have become death, the destroyer of worlds!
You will suffer! You will all suffer!

Ooh, Baldur's Gate quotes! (Yes, I know Now I have become death predates BG).

How about:
"I will be the last! And you will go first... Heh hehehehe..." (more Sarevok)
"Heh, I do not fear death... do you?"
"I wanted infravision like the elves... But 'tis more than just taking their eyes..." (more Xzar)
"Those the Gods wish to destroy, they first make mad, mad, mad!"
"So the stoic adventurers have found their way down to my lair." (Davaeorn)
"Please don't disturb me while I'm plotting to overthrow you." (Edwin)
"Me will crush you! Crush you to GOO!" (Ogre)
"You mess with me, you mess with YOU!" (Ogrillion)
"I am death, come for thee. Surrender, and thy passage shall be... quicker." (Nimbul)
"You dare to attack me here? Do you even KNOW whom you face? You will suffer! You will ALL suffer!" (more Irenicus)
"Must I be interrupted at every turn?! Enough of this!"
"You are but a gnat, compared to my power."

And just for fun:
"Oh, what is the point?" (Xan)
"Life is so hollow."
"Let us save our effort and just lie down and die!"


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Re: Fun with threats.txt
« Reply #23 on: March 14, 2012, 08:52:01 pm »
*cough*
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"Hiken: Tsubame-Gaeshi" -Sasaki Kojirou (Grand Order}

"Please touch me. Without lying, wherever you want to touch. That is my wish." - Kiyohime (Grand Order)

"Tyranny, violation, genocide. Those are the things that I detest above all else." - Amakusa Shirou Tokisada (Grand Order)

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Re: Fun with threats.txt
« Reply #24 on: March 14, 2012, 09:44:47 pm »
Quote from: Psieye on March 13, 2012, 05:30:51 pm
If only DF had Drills...
Gotcha covered, buddy!
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It's a big drill.
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Re: Fun with threats.txt
« Reply #25 on: March 14, 2012, 10:21:44 pm »
OOH! I've got one!
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I had an above ground garden built in the grounds of my castle and two young dwarves spent time socialising there over the summer and at the end of the summer they were in love. Remember those long summers of your childhood? That first kiss in the gardens while crossbows dwarves shoot goblins above your head? The rain of dead birds as the hunters get to work? Truly Spearhills is a paradise.

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Re: Fun with threats.txt
« Reply #26 on: March 15, 2012, 01:34:53 am »
what about

Vey Victus!!

or the Ever creepy:
"It puts the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again."
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Naryar

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Re: Fun with threats.txt
« Reply #27 on: March 15, 2012, 04:16:15 am »
It's Vae Victis (Woe to the conquered), and yes it is good.

also your last one isn't even frightening...
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Psieye

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Re: Fun with threats.txt
« Reply #28 on: March 15, 2012, 10:46:29 am »
Quote from: davros on March 14, 2012, 10:21:44 pm
OOH! I've got one!
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Ahaha, good Jacuzzi quote.

Quote from: Naryar on March 13, 2012, 06:16:14 pm
Pretty damn sure Psieye's referencing GaoGaiGar.
Actually it was G Gundam.
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Congrats, Psieye. This is the first time I've seen a derailed thread get put back on the rails.

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Re: Fun with threats.txt
« Reply #29 on: March 15, 2012, 11:31:48 am »
Whoa, more like Slowday. nvm this post
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