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[Kadzar]

And so we learn the valuable lesson that everything works out in the end so long as you do whatever you want without worrying about the consequences.

[HissinhWalnuts]

And so we learn the valuable lesson that everything works out in the end so long as you do whatever you want without worrying about the consequences.

Yup.

[wer6]

Well fuck, The Huge Xenobiotic-Phoenix's are now Huge CHAOTIC Xenophobic ACIDIC-phoenix's, and now they are intelligent enough to use tools, I think it may have to do with my experimentation with magic, and they are also wielding... Doom Level spells, Kind of scared of them, and they are now A official faction, Whoops...

[wer6]

Also I think they may be making dyson spheres, cant tell, but I MAY want to trade with them for there spells, mine Are just under there level...

[LeoLeonardoIII]

I found a magnesium fishbowl, what do?

[LordSlowpoke]

I found a magnesium fishbowl, what do?

put your fish in it. what else do you do with fishbowls? the magnesium is just an item value modifier anyway

[Elephant Parade]

Guys, I messed up when installing it (my computer force-restarted while it was finalizing the installation) and the game has a weird glitch. Every so often, a massive explosion almost kills both me and everything around me, and the enemies turn into ghosts that drain my mana. What should I do?

[Elephant Parade]

Guys, I messed up when installing it (my computer force-restarted while it was finalizing the installation) and the game has a weird glitch. Every so often, a massive explosion almost kills both me and everything around me, and the enemies turn into ghosts that drain my mana. What should I do?

Reload your computer, in a dark room lit by 735 black candles.

The old bug is gone, but now my character is constantly covered in fire. It's actually a nice buff, though; it doesn't damage me, but it inflicts piercing fire-based rend damage on anyone in melee range.

[Sirus]

Guys, I messed up when installing it (my computer force-restarted while it was finalizing the installation) and the game has a weird glitch. Every so often, a massive explosion almost kills both me and everything around me, and the enemies turn into ghosts that drain my mana. What should I do?

Reload your computer, in a dark room lit by 735 black candles.

The old bug is gone, but now my character is constantly covered in fire. It's actually a nice buff, though; it doesn't damage me, but it inflicts piercing fire-based rend damage on anyone in melee range.

That's what the last candle is for. You only actually need 734 to fix the bug.

Good thing you didn't light 736 candles. That wipes your entire hard drive.

[Sirus]

Guys, I messed up when installing it (my computer force-restarted while it was finalizing the installation) and the game has a weird glitch. Every so often, a massive explosion almost kills both me and everything around me, and the enemies turn into ghosts that drain my mana. What should I do?

Reload your computer, in a dark room lit by 735 black candles.

The old bug is gone, but now my character is constantly covered in fire. It's actually a nice buff, though; it doesn't damage me, but it inflicts piercing fire-based rend damage on anyone in melee range.

That's what the last candle is for. You only actually need 734 to fix the bug.

Good thing you didn't light 736 candles. That wipes your entire hard drive.

And if I remember correctly, 737 played out the ASCII version of Star Wars on your computer.

Almost: it plays an 8-bit version of the main theme.

[Tsuchigumo550]

At least you didn't use white candles. White candles boot the game in Pirate, and the only way to change the language back is to dance a jig while drunk on no less than two whole bottles of rum.

[Doomblade187]

At least you didn't use white candles. White candles boot the game in Pirate, and the only way to change the language back is to dance a jig while drunk on no less than two whole bottles of rum.

It's less fun than it sounds, trust me.

Well fuck, The Huge Xenobiotic-Phoenix's are now Huge CHAOTIC Xenophobic ACIDIC-phoenix's, and now they are intelligent enough to use tools, I think it may have to do with my experimentation with magic, and they are also wielding... Doom Level spells, Kind of scared of them, and they are now A official faction, Whoops...

There is no faction anymore. I've removed them, with the help of Cmega. You'll be receiving an invoice soon, possibly shortly followed by his fleet.

On another note, can you clone that cat-eyed cyberkraken, whoever had it? I could use it for one of my animalships.

[Tsuchigumo550]

Is it bad when your Antimatter Congress Clowns start chanting in what sounds like latin?

[Elephant Parade]

Is it bad when your Antimatter Congress Clowns start chanting in what sounds like latin?

From what I've heard, it means they're about to start sacrificing people to create the Grand Pie. If you take it from them when finished, it can be a nice weapon on dessert-based ranged builds, apparently.

[Lord_lemonpie]

On another note, can you clone that cat-eyed cyberkraken, whoever had it? I could use it for one of my animalships.

Sure thing, but could you supply the biomass needed? About two QuasiTons will be enough. Im currently located at Phulius IV.