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[Doomblade187]

Guys what the fuck went wrong? Theres babby formers everywhere on my homeworld now.
I tried using my level 32 Mecha Garry Glitter on them but one of them got stuck in my rainbow powerplant!

They are glitching themselves so they shoot into space at warpspeed, what do i do?

Oh, so YOU'RE the guy who I used the curse on. Sorry about that. Wait an IRL week, it should cease by then.

[EDIT] Oh my fucking god, I just fought a level 78 GG Allin and managed to win. I can't use the gear it dropped because I'm not a Communist Goatfighter from Volgaland, if anyone wants it, tune into the spaceradio frequency 183.6-B and tell me where to meet you.

Watch out with that frequency, theres a certain parasitic speices that likes to manifest as nigerian princes. Just use any tech level of grifftonite vuvuzelas to deter them.

Note to self: study possible military applications of vuvuzelas.

[Tsuchigumo550]

Damnit. I took that job from that hacker hanging around on Tharsis, and now everywhere I look is floating fucking numbers. My character is stark raving mad, and the game can't seem to tell if he's NPC or not. I've given up trying to reclaim- shoot to kill. The last time I managed to get through and use him, he was too close to the Tharsis Megadocking Port for comfort. Chances are he's going to stir up some trouble- but none of my other characters are anywhere near Tharsis. What's going on?

[Doomblade187]

Well, about Tharsis...

Somebody just set off a rather large bomb in the heart of the drydocks. It's not very pretty, but at least the damage control systems kicked in. My money says that said hacker is nowhere to be seen on Tharsis now, though.

[Kadzar]

Damnit. I took that job from that hacker hanging around on Tharsis, and now everywhere I look is floating fucking numbers. My character is stark raving mad, and the game can't seem to tell if he's NPC or not. I've given up trying to reclaim- shoot to kill. The last time I managed to get through and use him, he was too close to the Tharsis Megadocking Port for comfort. Chances are he's going to stir up some trouble- but none of my other characters are anywhere near Tharsis. What's going on?

You took both pills at once, didn't you? You poor bastard. You're going to need to track down a quantum splitter, and your character will have to exist in two separate states, though this does have the benefit of you being able to simultaneously see the benefits of any individual choice in two different ways, though you'll also have to suffer both consequences.

[Angel Of Death]

Damnit. I took that job from that hacker hanging around on Tharsis, and now everywhere I look is floating fucking numbers. My character is stark raving mad, and the game can't seem to tell if he's NPC or not. I've given up trying to reclaim- shoot to kill. The last time I managed to get through and use him, he was too close to the Tharsis Megadocking Port for comfort. Chances are he's going to stir up some trouble- but none of my other characters are anywhere near Tharsis. What's going on?

I'm fairly close to Tharsis, and I have two thirds of the parts required to create a quantum splitter. I'll try to track you down to give you the parts on one condition.  Thirty thousand golden griffmonkey testicles straight up. Quantum splitter parts are very rare.

[DrPoo]

Dude we only use power levels as currency in that sector.

[Xantalos]

Well, my bank is now collecting on loans; I seem to have turned into a mafia bank. Right now I'm torturing a mad scientist that tried to turn a sub dimension into a cat tentacle. It didn't turn out well.

[DrPoo]

Ive talked with one of the devs, he says he plans to make a Iraq themed dungeon. Tje final boss will either be Mecha Bush or Triffid Hussein, depending on your alligntment.
Remember that rage vials arent as effective as muhammed illustrations on the insurgents.

[Fniff]

Is that Scoots? I think that's going to be vetoed like his plans for the "Nazi planet" by the rest of the dev team.

[Donuts]

Is that Scoots? I think that's going to be vetoed like his plans for the "Nazi planet" by the rest of the dev team.

Oh man, the Nazi planet. That was a sick as fuck plan.

[Fniff]

Scoots has a weird sense of humor.

[Donuts]

He's got his communist stuff into the game at least. Soviet Rainbow Battleship and the Stalin class Carrier are super epic.

[Fniff]

I love the carrier. They're the perfect ramming weapons, they have so much frontal armor that it's practically a weapon without having any missiles, lasers or anything truly offensive. If you add spikes to the armor and boosters to the engine they're practically unstoppable unless you're completely surrounded.

[Tsuchigumo550]

I'm hovering above an unmarked planet, in my flagship, armed with a single deep fire gauss cannon and enough kinetic charges to destroy a continent. I'm getting some kind of readings I can't decipher- it seems to be natively Korean, but there's some German, and it's all scrambled to hell. If there's anyone who can decode this crap before I'm spotted with the weaponry I have and advise my next move, I'd appreciate it. I'm more willing to avoid letting another Borg outbreak happen.

[Doomblade187]

Let's see, let me pull up my decoder here, and... Never mind- it just crashed from the strain. Does anyone have cryptography or language skills?