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[LordSlowpoke]

I told you guys that the Death March were the best mercs. Zoltan Energy Bombers and Soghun Zelta Fighters, go go go!

oh god so it's you firing energy weapons at their GODDAMN ABSORPTION SHIELDS

[Fniff]

Wait, what, they have absorption shields?

...

I'll be just, making my way out. See you guys!

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Oh hell.

Wait...I know a guy...I can get him to open the as-of-present closed Sci-Fi/Fantasy server portals and have a guild ambush the ships with Dragonriders.

[TheBronzePickle]

Oh, come on, you guys, this should be easy to deal with.

The temporal fields around fantasy worlds don't stop metagravitons. If you have at least a level-5 metatractor beam on a ship with greater than 5 meganewtons of thrust, you can just fling the planet at them and watch the temporal flux soak up everything. Bonus points if you fire a thinspace torpedo to detonate right over the field before you hurl it, it should create a massive singularity flux that basically turns the entire planet into a vacuum cleaner.

[Doomblade187]

Hold on before you start screwing with space-time, I have my corps on the way, complete with whale-ships. Me and chaosformers... don't really like one another.

EDIT: They should be there now, complete with shieldbreakers.

[ggamer]

The hell? I go to the gas station for a drinky and all of a sudden there's massive fleet operations two systems away.

Guess I better figure out what all the crazy shit's about.

EDIT: FUUUUUUUCK!

Okay, that's no good. Quarter of the libra galaxy goes pear-shaped and now some assholes with whale ships are assaulting chaosformers on some buttfuck-nowhere planet.

*Sigh* One of my frigates are en-route. Five gunships loaded with full Rho-Eta armaments, and fifteen lizard soldiers and two earth mecha to each. got around twenty fighter-bombers on board as well. Frigate has a level 17 life mage who can do some neat shit, and planet-side operation of my forces are up to him right now.

Try not to fuck me over again gaiz, I just got all expansionist and shit.

[Remuthra]

Alright, I finally got my Science Vessel, I'll be on my way momentarily. Irradiate works on cyborgs, right?

[ggamer]

Alright, I finally got my Science Vessel, I'll be on my way momentarily. Irradiate works on cyborgs, right?

Not sure, I sure hope because one-quarter of our fucking galaxy is borg now.

[racnor]

It doesn't, but if the EMP works fine if the target isn't grounded. Can you land your troops on Amidah-12? I think there's a command intelligence somewhere in the mantle, but my conjurer is pinned down. I'm in the center of the shadow cloud in the north hemisphere.

[Remuthra]

I don't have much in the way of troops. I have a combat mech I could send your way, and my ship's equipped with a pretty nice tractor beam, if that helps.

[ggamer]

It doesn't, but if the EMP works fine if the target isn't grounded. Can you land your troops on Amidah-12? I think there's a command intelligence somewhere in the mantle, but my conjurer is pinned down. I'm in the center of the shadow cloud in the north hemisphere.

Incoming, two gunships standard loadout. I had a light cruisers working as my forward operations center in-system, so they won't be far. Ten, twenty minutes tops.

My frigate just landed, troops are using kinetic weapons so there shouldn't be any food for the absorption shields.

EDIT: Two down, Twenty-four to go. I've already lost Seven soldiers to the bloddy chaosformers. Any help is appreciated.

[Remuthra]

Alright, hold on. I think I have an EMP charge somewhere around here.

There it is. I'm sending my mech down with it. If you can get to one of their bases of operations, the bomb should take out their grounding systems. Then we can hit them from orbit.

[Spinal_Taper]

Uh... Hey guys. It's been a while since I played, but I got some old hippy gear from a few updates back. Time slower stones, nature reverters and the like. Any way I could help?

[racnor]

I'll make some hologram mechs as a distraction.

[Doomblade187]

It doesn't, but if the EMP works fine if the target isn't grounded. Can you land your troops on Amidah-12? I think there's a command intelligence somewhere in the mantle, but my conjurer is pinned down. I'm in the center of the shadow cloud in the north hemisphere.

Incoming, two gunships standard loadout. I had a light cruisers working as my forward operations center in-system, so they won't be far. Ten, twenty minutes tops.

My frigate just landed, troops are using kinetic weapons so there shouldn't be any food for the absorption shields.

EDIT: Two down, Twenty-four to go. I've already lost Seven soldiers to the bloddy chaosformers. Any help is appreciated.

I'm trying on the chaosformers. They have animal-ships too, it seems. And those are my space-whale ships you're talking about there. Also, if anyone wants some ground support, ask and I'll send a few boarding parties- I can't really use them too well right now. The chaosformers really splurged on the anti-boarding gear, and I need to get some different gear if my men are going to be able to do anything inside the ships.

EDT: @rancor, they'll only work until the computers recognize them as holograms.