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[Doomblade187]

Well, I'm ready to set up again. Anybody have good ideas for a location?

[Vorthon]

There's a nice superjovian out in the Frontier Systems which has a rather large number of Gaian-class moons.

[DrPoo]

So a neighbor civ decided to land on my outpost planet and build alot of thumpers surrounded by tesla coil turrets, causing alot of local lag and increasing the inert particle count of the atmosphere, just enough to cause all of my air patrol drones to malfunctions and simultaneously crash into my hyperspace telecomm's tower, toasting most of my factories out there. I got rather mad.
Needless to say, their planet is practically space dust and i towed their moon into an escape trajectory, blackmailing its population into enslavement.
I now got a surplus of telenukes.. anyone wanna trade? Ill sell them cheap.

[racnor]

could you send me a disarmed one? I need to get off this planet somehow. I'm the shadow hologram conjurer standing on top of a pile of crafts and rhesus macaque corpses on the widdershins plains.

[DrPoo]

could you send me a disarmed one? I need to get off this planet somehow. I'm the shadow hologram conjurer standing on top of a pile of crafts and rhesus macaque corpses on the widdershins plains.

Yeah, how much will you give for one?

[LordSlowpoke]

I have successfully contained an explosion in a jar. More or less incapable of understanding how or why this happened, selling for a million to anyone who explains.

[DrPoo]

I have successfully contained an explosion in a jar. More or less incapable of understanding how or why this happened, selling for a million to anyone who explains.

Its basically what happens when theres a high red powder count in your atmosphere, or when theres 20 pinecone generators running simultaneously at the exact other side of the planet.

That, or powerspawning babies and fusing them with rams and running them through a spacelagger.

[racnor]

could you send me a disarmed one? I need to get off this planet somehow. I'm the shadow hologram conjurer standing on top of a pile of crafts and rhesus macaque corpses on the widdershins plains.

Yeah, how much will you give for one?

I'll send it back to you stuffed with masterwork crafts and ≡Prepared Rhesus macaque Brains≡ once I get into space.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

screw this im gonna just play wow

[LeoLeonardoIII]

is it worth it to roll up a hydrox character just to transfer the newbie hydrox ship to your main to grind volcano eels?

[Scelly9]

is it worth it to roll up a hydrox character just to transfer the newbie hydrox ship to your main to grind volcano eels?

Newbie ships can't be transferred.

[Doomblade187]

I hear you can buy one in the pirate systems, though.

[Scelly9]

However like 30% of the deals there are police busts. The real pirates have moved into a new system.

[Vorthon]

Meh, I tend to shoot pirates on sight. Since I tend to focus on trade, pirates tend to be bad for business. Besides, watching their ships explode is hilarious.

[Doomblade187]

However like 30% of the deals there are police busts. The real pirates have moved into a new system.

Well, that's why I say that system- it's a whole lot safer than the real pirate system.