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[DrPoo]

Guys you cant just avoid or destroy Timeshitlords like that, they are a faction of glitch abusing tele-griefers after all!
They even have a -hp a hack that makes inflicting damage on them grow stronger!

From analysing their micspam though, it seems like they are fundamentalist christians, the whole bunch.
I might be misinterpreting here but if you cannon enough sex toys at them you might scare em off.
Though you cant select sex toys on their own, its kinda annoying but the trick is to order your minions to load your mass drives with all latex and plastic luxury goods on the planet.

[Angel Of Death]

From analysing their micspam though, it seems like they are fundamentalist christians, the whole bunch.
I might be misinterpreting here but if you cannon enough sex toys at them you might scare em off.

I mass-drove 126 nuclear vibrators at a group of timeshitlords. I can confirm that this works.

[Megaman]

You do realize that is a DIRECT violation of the rules, right? I myself am a mod on the server, and can confirm that you are all banned.

[Kadzar]

Do you think you could get them unbanned if they promise never to weaponize religious taboos again?

[Megaman]

I'll try, but they'll still have to make a pilgramage to Boston to ask the GM ChillGuy to get them unbanned, though.

[Xantalos]

Hah! By attempting to ban me ...
YOU ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD! (always wanted to say that)
It allows me to reverse the quantum polarity of the ban to make myself double-confirmed, making me only bannable by 2 bans at once! Thanks for that.

[DrPoo]

Dont trust Mega! He's a Timeshitlord!
They infected him with their spam core!

[Powder Miner]

...You know what?
I'm just going back to Server Durian.
Never had to deal with lotsa fancy rules there.
AND I'M TAKING CHEMICORP WITH ME.

[Megaman]

Don't worry DrPoo, I have banned you and your entire family to oblivion

As for the the rest of you, do not attempt to stop me.

Xanthalos is nothing but a mere fly. He will be destroyed with 405 errors.

[Powder Miner]

Hey, brah, I'm on Durian now. I had fun times here.
also if you try to engage bannery here i swear i will break out the complaint forms
do you want the complaint forms

[LordSlowpoke]

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WHAT DO THEY EVEN WANT OF ME

I DIDN'T SIGN UP FOR THIS

HOW DO YOU EVEN FIND PEOPLE IN THE WARP, AAAAAAGH

[Sirus]

If you were to find my home planet (good luck! It's in a self-sustaining spatial anomaly and nearly undetectable from the outside), you'd notice that it is now guarded by fleets of wood-and-sail starships that wield moon-destroying magical firepower. That quantum crystal mine I uncovered really gave my research a boost!

[CyberUrist]

And, PCHOOOOOOO!!! It appears that the Timeshitlord Circle is destroyed.

Oh wait, everyone's on a different server now? Well, see you on Durian.

Thank goodness that ritual was going to take more than 120000 cycles.

[Kadzar]

So is everyone switching over to Durian now? I suppose this gives me a good excuse to start a new character. I'm not so fond of the endgame stuff, since there isn't that much you really need to quest for and you need to keep saving the world and random people from destruction, so there's not much time for gardening.

I think I'll try out the Wheat Elf race with the Battlechef class, speccing in Baking so I can break off parts of my body to bake into weapons.

[Powder Miner]

I'm gonna rebuild Chemicorp, never had a chance to do anything with it :c