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[DrPoo]

THOSE MASSIVE FUCKS ADDED A COUNTDOWN FOR THE NEXT UPDATE

EDIT: 30 MINUTES FUUUUUUUU

[10ebbor10]

Patch note: Beta versions 23.1.1.2.3.5.8.13.

Rescaled orbital monstrities for better game balance (Wumpusses are included in this)

I'm not worried, because, A: My main base is located in a warphole singularity, and 2) My nova cannon got fixed. Horrible research times, but it's gravititronic effect is awesome.

Spoiler: Weapon description (possible spoilers) (click to show/hide)

It's the cannon used by the spacepirates to destroy several planets in The lost moon questline. It works by sending out a stream of highly charged gluons, as well as some gravitrons. This stricken object has it's core forces tremendously increased, and it's atoms simply fold up on oneother, creating a rapidly increasing protosingularity. However, the effect is temporary, and after a few minutes to a few weeks, depending on object size and cannon settings, it gets destabilized, resulting in a highly effective nova explosion, eliminating anything left.

[Remuthra]

I have science emitters now, so I'm not worried. They create corrupted technological microsingularities which cause my enemies to literally upgrade themselves to death.

[10ebbor10]

Watch out with those things though, every so often one of your victims get's into an infinite update loop, where the next update simply leads to the previous or even the same one. Hence, you suddenly got a high tech enemy with the power to convert everybody, obsessed with upgrading yet stuck to always be the same. It's really tragic and such.

Suggested tactic against them is to Run walk away slowly.

[Remuthra]

Eh, the enemy usually become so glitchy they can't fight. If they can, then I just throw out an Electrolyzer Missile or two. It's not like I'm going to cause the corruption of a galaxy or something.

[Doomblade187]

Eh, the enemy usually become so glitchy they can't fight. If they can, then I just throw out an Electrolyzer Missile or two. It's not like I'm going to cause the corruption of a galaxy or something.

... I don't think I need to remind you how the server died last time, do I?

On a side note, the Wumpusses aren't really an issue for me, especially now that I can outrun them. But even better, I caught a baby Wumpuss and am working on making it into an 'animal ship'. This should be fun. I might even give pirates a chance to run.

What can I say, I like animal ships.

[Powder Miner]

Weeeelll then.
Just. Just going to coat the outside of my shop in Wumpuss repellent. Daily. And hope they don't ignore it. Heh.
In.
In related news.
Wumpuss repellent available for sale!

[Putnam]

How many pinecones?

[Tsuchigumo550]

Weeeelll then.
Just. Just going to coat the outside of my shop in Wumpuss repellent. Daily. And hope they don't ignore it. Heh.
In.
In related news.
Wumpuss repellent available for sale!

Woah woah woah. Don't use that stuff, it just attracts Dodecants. I'd take a few Wumpusses over a Dodecant any day- at least a Wumpuss can't attack twelve times in one go.

[Powder Miner]

The chemical formula, not the store brand.
I. I mean, there is the sliiight charring damage involved BUT IT'S A WUMPUSS.
Also, hmm, if we're talking pinecones... How about 3 for a ship coating?

[DrPoo]

Guys what the fuck went wrong? Theres babby formers everywhere on my homeworld now.
I tried using my level 32 Mecha Garry Glitter on them but one of them got stuck in my rainbow powerplant!

They are glitching themselves so they shoot into space at warpspeed, what do i do?

[Edmus]

Found my first wumpuss. It was messy. I managed to break my reactor after an emergency jump landed me in an asteroid field. I can't fix a mark-12 puesdo-singularity reactor with nothing but 12 thermite capped bullets and a paper-clip unless I become Macgyver. I think I am doomed to drift a while until a scavenger finds me.

[Angel Of Death]

Guys what the fuck went wrong? Theres babby formers everywhere on my homeworld now.
I tried using my level 32 Mecha Garry Glitter on them but one of them got stuck in my rainbow powerplant!

They are glitching themselves so they shoot into space at warpspeed, what do i do?

Oh, so YOU'RE the guy who I used the curse on. Sorry about that. Wait an IRL week, it should cease by then.

[EDIT] Oh my fucking god, I just fought a level 78 GG Allin and managed to win. I can't use the gear it dropped because I'm not a Communist Goatfighter from Volgaland, if anyone wants it, tune into the spaceradio frequency 183.6-B and tell me where to meet you.

[Donuts]

Found my first wumpuss. It was messy. I managed to break my reactor after an emergency jump landed me in an asteroid field. I can't fix a mark-12 puesdo-singularity reactor with nothing but 12 thermite capped bullets and a paper-clip unless I become Macgyver. I think I am doomed to drift a while until a scavenger finds me.

I'll send my new Soviet Rainbow Battleship over. Just don't mention Capitalism in any way, crew's Communist.

[DrPoo]

Guys what the fuck went wrong? Theres babby formers everywhere on my homeworld now.
I tried using my level 32 Mecha Garry Glitter on them but one of them got stuck in my rainbow powerplant!

They are glitching themselves so they shoot into space at warpspeed, what do i do?

Oh, so YOU'RE the guy who I used the curse on. Sorry about that. Wait an IRL week, it should cease by then.

[EDIT] Oh my fucking god, I just fought a level 78 GG Allin and managed to win. I can't use the gear it dropped because I'm not a Communist Goatfighter from Volgaland, if anyone wants it, tune into the spaceradio frequency 183.6-B and tell me where to meet you.

Watch out with that frequency, theres a certain parasitic speices that likes to manifest as nigerian princes. Just use any tech level of grifftonite vuvuzelas to deter them.