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Author Topic: The Covenant of Arcane Steel - Turn 27 - It is not over until it is over  (Read 74236 times)

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Re: The Covenant of Arcane Steel - Turn 10 - Celebration and dirt
« Reply #270 on: March 29, 2012, 08:28:41 pm »

(This dice roller?)

Dellus is lucky.
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Re: The Covenant of Arcane Steel - Turn 10 - Celebration and dirt
« Reply #271 on: March 29, 2012, 08:40:56 pm »

Random.org is streaky.
...So you're saying that the atmosphere is streaky? Because Random.org is based on the atmosphere...
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
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Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: The Covenant of Arcane Steel - Turn 10 - Celebration and dirt
« Reply #272 on: March 29, 2012, 09:24:16 pm »

Random.org is streaky.
...So you're saying that the atmosphere is streaky? Because Random.org is based on the atmosphere...
Yes, that is precisely what I am saying and I would be surprised if the atmosphere was not streaky. It's the atmosphere.
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Re: The Covenant of Arcane Steel - Turn 10 - Celebration and dirt
« Reply #273 on: March 29, 2012, 09:53:55 pm »

...What? Dude, what. It's the atmospheric noise. Atmospheric noise is generated by 100 lightning strikes a second among other things.

In addition, you're grabbing it from a common pool with countless other people (thus the reason for the Quota). You have no idea when they're going to grab their bits, so that adds even more randomness to Random.org.

That's a lot of randomness.

But also look at these charts here: http://www.random.org/statistics/information-entropy/
« Last Edit: March 29, 2012, 09:58:38 pm by Tarran »
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
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Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: The Covenant of Arcane Steel - Turn 10 - Celebration and dirt
« Reply #274 on: March 29, 2012, 10:02:25 pm »

Arcane Steel - Turn 11 - Dancing, marriage proposals and kidnapping



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And so the group parted ways. Dragoon Falion and the african wizard Ktimbi chose covert action over the comfort and heat of the celebrating town, deciding instead to stay close to the bandits, which in the knight's case meant among them, still disguised as one of their kin due to Ktimbi's powers. Meanwhile, the rest of the squad prepared to either enjoy the carnival, ignore it whatsoever or try to ruin the peasant's happiness with bad news.



Diego's mood improves immediately as he chooses to partake in the partying, but Davie tries to warn the townspeople that the military is not, in fact attacking the bandit forces, the explosion was an accident and they have not done much against the bandits, [2+1] managing to attract a small amount of attention. April, whose mood had also been improved by the situation, counters him by bringing the good news; they do have a man infiltrating the camp and the sound was actually them, [3+1] having more success than Davie, who keeps trying to tell the people they are in danger, [3+1] this time attracting the attention of the local leader. "<Well, they are retreating, and if what the orange-haired miss said is correct, then we have little to fear. Our guards have not abandoned their posts and they say the bandits are still hiding.>" Adrienne tries a move on Diego, only to be taken down as the spaniard storms off to have an argument with Davie and enter the tavern afterwards. Davie mixes with the crowd, still in a bad mood. Candy [6] manages to climb atop the head of April, but she miscalculates yet again and is left hanging with only one paw grasping the female gunslinger's chain hood.
Adrienne cleans up, changes her clothes favoring something more casual and leaves for a night at the town. Stalking predatorily for something to beat up. [6] She actually finds more trouble than she asked for when she sees a helmless light-armored man trying to force kisses and caresses upon a struggling maiden.
Diego enters the tavern, takes a bath and attends the party! He feasts and drinks beverages, stopping only to search for dancing partners, using his spanish heat to find [2+1] young girls who are very pleased to take turns dancing and laughing with the tanned and exotic foreigner, who in exchange is more than satisfied to bask in unrestrained dancing. [5] Soon enough only him and the girls are dancing in the center of the tarvern as the rest of the party-goers clap their hands and stare in disbelief, their jaws wide open as he smoothly swaps between his dance partners with ease and grace.
As the people watch the marvelous performace, a different music starts to muffle the one played by the tarvern musicians, who start to look towards one of the walls. Suddenly, a crashing sound is heard and they watch awestruck as RICARDO HERNANDEZ! breaks through the window, powerslides across one third of the tavern and stops near Diego, all the while playing his guitar. The red-clothed, mustached man does not look aware of his surroundings at all as he passionately plays his instrument. Of course that only causes Diego to dance even faster and more sensually. Some of the peasants start to clap their hands in a daze while a few are already thinking Diego's style of moving is some kind of court ritual which may or may not end in explicit sex.
Dellus [6+1] is not seen as an heretic, even in face of his strange coat of arms. In fact, people seem to like him. Maybe a tad too much. He enters the inn, a wooden construction with a solid stone foundation and cheery airs, to take a bath before starting his search for other weapons to practice with. His warm bath is prepared, but upon entering the bathroom to check the temperature of the water, he realizes there should not be a group of giggling young women waiting to serve him inside the small room...Nor a man, specially one who smiles creepily towards him and moves his thick black eyebrows up and down in synchrony. Dellus stares at the scene expressionlessly, turns on his heels and finds a place to clean himself without being molested, even though he has to periodically throw a shoe or a similar heavy object at the door to prevent any girl (or man) from entering. After the bath, he heads towards the weaponsmith, [autosuccess] where not only he is granted with the items asked due to his status as a hero: the owner of the store also offers the hand of one of his daughters in marriage to him, and [6] (wtf?) she is so extraordinarily beautiful - silky, soft hair, angelic face and gorgeous, fit body - it almost hurts just to look at her as she smiles towards him. Actually, it hurts to look at her, because her muscular brother tackles the young wizard [6] (...I give up) because he is also attracted to him and wants to be the one to marry Dellus, even if it means kidnapping him and running away to consummate his forbidden love. Dellus [1] is unable to break free of the youngster's grasp, moving to a position that actually makes it harder to escape, and is now being kidnapped by the tanned and muscular guy while the shop owner and his daughter pursue them to rescue the light-wielding mage.
Thelfin (which should have been by Dellus' side to prevent the kidnapping from happening) takes a calm bath at the inn they have checked in, eats free food on the feast downstairs, drinks some water and then proceeds to train his body and mind for some time. Afterwards, he goes to the blacksmith's shop, [autosuccess] where the villager gives him a Smithing Kit (can fix metal objects and create small ones; needs an anvil for larger ones) as a show of gratitude for helping the small town. The strong man running with Dellus on his shoulder passes by in a mad sprint.

Under the cloudy night sky and among the stench of dirty men, Falion tries to weaken the morale in the enemy encampment by convincing a head figure and those around him that demons and the army are on the prowl, [3] obtaining only minor success as many of the men present dismiss it as him being "pissin' woman-boy" while others take it to heart and start to search for religious symbols and press the patrol to be attentive. The dragoon decides to keep watch over his possession just in case. Around the outskirts of the forests, Ktimbi searches for something to eat [4] and finds plenty of rabbits, although only a handful of edible berries. The african shaman then starts to move silently to hide near the encampment, [6+1] but one of the guards spots him and although he does not have the time to take aim nor the ability to follow the black man he tries only to see a dark demon on the prowl, causing him to piss himself and run away to tell the other men of the event; the patrol now has even more men roaming the woods and afraid of the orange-haired, red-eyed demon (which means having to avoid twice the number of longbowmen).




>Diego got a 5 in his dancing roll, summoning RICARDO HERNANDEZ! the crazy mustached man.
>The mental image of this turn made me laugh. A lot. Diego decided to be epic and Dellus decided to be a butt monkey. The image of his assigned knight calmly doing his stuff while Dellus is in danger is priceless.
>Also,  Dellus will be a trouble magnet until you leave the town.
>Opinions about the turn are welcomed, because I think the "inn" ones after this will pale in comparison.



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« Last Edit: March 29, 2012, 10:11:15 pm by Caellath »
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"Hey steve." You speak into the air.
>Yes?
"Could you guys also make a hamburger out of this arm when they cut it off? I wanted to eat it just for the sake of tasting it."
>That is horrible and disgusting. It will no doubt set you apart and create fear in your team mates. So of course.

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Action: Stop the muscular guy using some chains to wrap his legs and take him down. And if it works, do the same to Dellus to make sure he will not get in trouble again.

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(I love Grunhill's turn so much, and the return of Ricardo is epic as well. :D I don't think I'll take an official action yet, I'm going to wait and see what a few other people do first.)

"Señoras y señores! Permítame presentarle el mejor músico vivo hoy, Ricardo Hernández!" Diego said, gesturing toward the mustachioed musician. He put his arms around the shoulders of two of the ladies he had been dancing with, a fiery red-head and a rather sultry, buxom brunette. "Señoras, Diego Álvarez thanks you for the pleasure of your company. I am very grateful to you for sharing your dance with me." He kissed their cheeks in turn. "Mis bellas damas, ¿le importaría unirse a mí en mi habitación esta noche?"
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Uh... not sure if I have anything to do or anything I want to do so I'll just skip this turn.

Sleep and wait until the next day.
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
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Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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(Guess what Tarran? :P)

"Oye, Davie!" Diego called as he saw the pyromancer enter the tavern. "Señoras, this is my good friend Davie Maximillian!" He led the group of women around him over to intercept Davie. "The lovely ladies and I were just making plans. Would you care to join us?" He raised his eyebrows, grinning, as one of the girls - a blonde - left the group to circle Davie for a closer inspection.
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"Oh no, I can see where this is going. No thanks. Unlike you, I am not the man who impregnates every woman around." Davie says, pushing the blond away gently but seriously.
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
Quote from: Ze Spy
Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: The Covenant of Arcane Steel - Turn 10 - Celebration and dirt
« Reply #280 on: March 29, 2012, 10:38:31 pm »

dismiss it as him being "pissin' woman-boy"
((I love you bandits. Also, fun with Dellus!

I hope the bandits would be demoralized too much, and too weary to fight that come the morn, things will be in top shape for my allies.))

Falion sighed to himself, hefting his Javelin over his shoulder while inspecting his Glaive. His battle-brother was alone, but it was for the good of the mission. Still, it was good that people listened to him after all that.

He decided to partake of the food eaten by much of the local banditry, if only to stave off his hunger from passing him out. Noting the number of people awake now he mused to himself as he stared at a flickering torch: was it Second Watch, or First? How are the others doing, they must've reached the town as he didn't hear anything that sounded like magic. They must be having a great time...

His thoughts were interrupted by a man shouting incoherently as he returned to camp. He sidled up to one of the nearby tents, to listen in on what was going on. Apparently, it seems this place is haunted, judging by the foul odor coming from the man and it's inferred cause. Falion smiled as the leader ordered more of the men out to scour the forest. His story was taking it's effect!

However, this might mean that desperation would be running high. Convincing the others might be harder now; a peaceful outcome may be shattered due to this, but he still had to try.


Approach the leader and try to convince him of not escaping the forest at all: "This place is haunted, but our patrols should observe the sacred rituals. The Army wouldn't dare attack with these kinds of tactics! For every man sent out, they should at least be honoring the land and be wary for where they stride."



((In short, try to request the leader not to escape, to weaken the observation of the patrols by making them act more...solemn in their search so as not to be wary of physical creatures.  :P

Attempt to know more on their leader.))
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Diego shrugged. "All right. But if you change your mind, we'll be here for another hour or two, enjoying the music of señor Hernandez and a few cervazas."
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Re: The Covenant of Arcane Steel - Turn 10 - Celebration and dirt
« Reply #282 on: March 29, 2012, 11:10:42 pm »

...What? Dude, what. It's the atmospheric noise. Atmospheric noise is generated by 100 lightning strikes a second among other things.

In addition, you're grabbing it from a common pool with countless other people (thus the reason for the Quota). You have no idea when they're going to grab their bits, so that adds even more randomness to Random.org.

That's a lot of randomness.

But also look at these charts here: http://www.random.org/statistics/information-entropy/
Cool. Doesn't keep it from being too streaky IN ACTUAL EXPERIENCE for my use.
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Well, that's just bad luck, then. You having streaks doesn't mean it's streaky for everyone else. You're just one person.
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
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Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Dellus looks around and screams for help before using his magic trying to create a flash of light in front of the man, focusing on breaking free while the guy is stunned by the strong light.
If he escapes after all of this, he will return to the weaponsmith's shop to get the owner's daugther, and maybe continue his lineage. ((He is a man after all)).

((I hope the situation doesn't get worse from this...))
« Last Edit: March 30, 2012, 07:27:40 am by Grunhill »
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>Probably. They're bad news. Very good at hiding and very good at killing. Then again, no one is better at killing then the HMRC.

"Steve, they're trying to talk to us. We need an orbital bombardment NOW!"
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