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Author Topic: The Covenant of Arcane Steel - Turn 27 - It is not over until it is over  (Read 73307 times)

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Re: The Covenant of Arcane Steel - Turn 12 - Very Calm Night
« Reply #300 on: March 31, 2012, 01:00:07 am »

Diego entertains the red-head (since apparently I get to pick which of the three stayed with him :D) all night and again in the morning before leaving his room to meet up with everyone. Ricardo assists by playing his finest tunes and occasionally going to fetch more wine for the pair.

(What did you expect me to do? XD)
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Re: The Covenant of Arcane Steel - Turn 12 - Very Calm Night
« Reply #301 on: March 31, 2012, 01:28:10 am »

I really hope by 'entertain' you mean non-adult stuff. D:
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
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Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: The Covenant of Arcane Steel - Turn 12 - Very Calm Night
« Reply #302 on: March 31, 2012, 01:39:44 am »

(...Uh, sure. For the sake of GM lulz I'll let him interpret that as card tricks if he so desires. :3)
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Re: The Covenant of Arcane Steel - Turn 12 - Very Calm Night
« Reply #303 on: March 31, 2012, 02:19:03 am »

"Hey baby, guess what?"

"What, Mr lady's man?"

"Let's play a little."

*Getting ready to get naked* "With what?"

*Sexy voice* "Cards."

*Long pause*
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Quote from: Phantom
Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
Quote from: Ze Spy
Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: The Covenant of Arcane Steel - Turn 12 - Very Calm Night
« Reply #304 on: March 31, 2012, 02:20:07 am »

(You know I'm being glib, dude. :P)
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Re: The Covenant of Arcane Steel - Turn 12 - Very Calm Night
« Reply #305 on: March 31, 2012, 06:28:20 am »

Adrienne turned toward the Maiden.

"Yes, no apologies needed. But in the future, I'd suggest you carry a weapon. A dagger to the crotch makes most men uneasy.

Ah, now if you'll excuse me. It's time for some extra humiliation. I assure you, this man will never harm a woman again...I'll make sure of that..."


She would have to fetch her horse...and a good length of rope...

Action: Adrienne strips the man of his armor and clothes and hangs him upside down by his feet from a flag/lamp pole in the middle of the city. She lightly carves her name into his chest with her dagger-in italics
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Re: The Covenant of Arcane Steel - Turn 12 - Very Calm Night
« Reply #306 on: March 31, 2012, 10:02:22 am »

((Lol, Candy like a bawse. ...Wait, is Candy actually a girl or unfortunately misgender-named?))

"Hmph." April walks out stroking Candy and muttering "Good kitty.", looking for another one of the knights or wizards of her party, preferably Adrienne (Adrienne being female like her), to talk about just how many drunks there are in this city.
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Re: The Covenant of Arcane Steel - Turn 12 - Very Calm Night
« Reply #307 on: March 31, 2012, 12:26:30 pm »

((I guess this is how the villagers see Dellus:
Spoiler: Bishonen (click to show/hide)
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"Hey steve." You speak into the air.
>Yes?
"Could you guys also make a hamburger out of this arm when they cut it off? I wanted to eat it just for the sake of tasting it."
>That is horrible and disgusting. It will no doubt set you apart and create fear in your team mates. So of course.

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Re: The Covenant of Arcane Steel - Turn 12 - Very Calm Night
« Reply #308 on: March 31, 2012, 01:02:47 pm »

Dellus goes to the room with his possible wife and "entertains" her for almost half of the night. After that, he tries to sleep, having nightmares about what happened this day, and, in the morning, one last fun before regrouping

((Oh my, if the villagers see Dellus that way, I don't dare to imagine how they will see the children of this girl))
« Last Edit: March 31, 2012, 09:49:41 pm by Grunhill »
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>Probably. They're bad news. Very good at hiding and very good at killing. Then again, no one is better at killing then the HMRC.

"Steve, they're trying to talk to us. We need an orbital bombardment NOW!"

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Re: The Covenant of Arcane Steel - Turn 12 - Very Calm Night
« Reply #309 on: March 31, 2012, 03:53:28 pm »

Train the chain attacks' accuracy and ignore Dellus even if he is screaming like a little girl and about to die. Sleep afterwards.

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Re: The Covenant of Arcane Steel - Turn 12 - Very Calm Night
« Reply #310 on: March 31, 2012, 08:54:52 pm »

((Lacking posts.))
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"Hey steve." You speak into the air.
>Yes?
"Could you guys also make a hamburger out of this arm when they cut it off? I wanted to eat it just for the sake of tasting it."
>That is horrible and disgusting. It will no doubt set you apart and create fear in your team mates. So of course.

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Re: The Covenant of Arcane Steel - Turn 12 - Very Calm Night
« Reply #311 on: March 31, 2012, 08:57:19 pm »

It's only been one day man.

If you really want people to post ASAP, then PM them.
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Quote from: Phantom
Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
Quote from: Ze Spy
Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: The Covenant of Arcane Steel - Turn 12 - Very Calm Night
« Reply #312 on: March 31, 2012, 08:59:41 pm »

((No, I don't. I am just posting the excuse why I have not posted the "almost daily" update.))
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"Hey steve." You speak into the air.
>Yes?
"Could you guys also make a hamburger out of this arm when they cut it off? I wanted to eat it just for the sake of tasting it."
>That is horrible and disgusting. It will no doubt set you apart and create fear in your team mates. So of course.

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Re: The Covenant of Arcane Steel - Special Turn
« Reply #313 on: April 01, 2012, 06:29:40 pm »

Arcane Steel - Special Turn



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A wild EASTER BUNNY appeared! Go Diego!

What will
Diego do?

>FIGHT             BAG
  POKéMEN        RUN

>SHOOT           DANCE               PP 6/10
  SEDUCE          TAP ASS            TYPE/NORMAL

Diego used SHOOT!

It is not very effective...


Wild EASTER BUNNY used THE WOMAN YOU JUST SLEPT WITH USED TO BE CALLED JOHN!

It is super effective!

Diego has fainted!


Go Adrienne!

What will
Adrienne do?

>FIGHT             FIGHT
  FIGHT             FIGHT

  SMASH         >GROIN KICK    PP 27/30
  SLASH            SEX                 TYPE/PAINFUL

Adrienne used GROIN KICK!

It is super effective!

Wild EASTER BUNNY has fainted!


They wake up and rub their eyes. It seems they had quite a trip while sleeping, but they should not be doing it, especially during classes.
Arcane High School, a place where the best students from various countries try to create a better world while taking excruciating tests. It is the FINALS' DAY!
Alvarez shakes off the uneasy feeling and goes back to looking himself in the mirror while some girls of the class fawn over his tanned skin and spanish flair. He winks towards them and smiles while adjusting his half-open shirt.
Maximilian sulks in his chair for whatever reason he could find most recently.
Eplock tries to fix her bright orange hair and talks to Candy, the resident cat-girl, which in turn laughs and passes her hand through her own pink hair, causing her ears to twitch and most of the nearby boys to start drooling.
Alanamont grins and plays with the "butterfly" knife she just took out of her pocket while eyeing the guys in the class.
Almondar sighs and rattles the heavy chains hanging from his trousers with a bored expression, most of his face hidden by a dark cloth.
Highlight, his face obscured by a hoodie, reads a heavy book on the properties of light. For some unfathomable reason, some girls also fawn over him, but his girlfriend silences them.
Falion reads a book about Chivalry with a regal pose while the tests are not handed.
Ktimbi plays with a squirrel by the window and talks to it. The squirrel seems to understand it and offers the african a chestnut.

The teacher finally bursts through the door and tell them a group of delinquents has somehow bypassed the security, taken down the guards and is attacking the school! The employees have called the police but the criminals are very violent and someone has to stop them!

The youngsters eye each other and run through the door!

Enemies encountered:

[Delinquent x8]
Weapons: Pistols; baseball bats; fists; knives, more shiz.
Skill level: Retards.

The squad gets supplies from the theatrics and sports clubs and swiftly runs through the halls, finding the scum destroying one of the classrooms! Steel squad of the Arcane school, go!

Alvarez pulls the string of his bow, notches the arrow and shoots with practiced ease! [2+1]vs[4] The thug dodges and shoots back with his pistol, [1]vs[3+1] but Diego saw the idiot cocking the gun and ducked. The bullet would miss anyway due to the shooter's terrible aim.
Maximilian sprints shortly before throwing a makeshift molotov cocktail! [3+1]vs[4] The radius of the makeshift cocktail is small and the bandits jump back, feeling only the heat of the small fire bomb.
Eplock brandishes a bread knife from the kitchen and charges forward! [5+1]vs[2]; [4] The knife cuts through skin and  muscle of one of the idiots! His arm is now bleeding and he flinches in pain!
Candy meows and takes a predatory stance before trying to whip one of the enemies into submission! [6+1]vs[2];[2] The whip cuts the face of one of the enemies, causing minor bleeding and sharp pain!
Alanamont taunts one of the blockheads telling him it must be sad having to take a magnifier to the bathroom each time he wants to take a piss, [5] enraging him! The thug runs towards her with a baseball bat, [2-1]vs[2+1], sorely missing [6+1]vs[4];[5] and taking a beatifully placed stab to his chest! The worthless piece of dung falls over and coughs blood. Adrienne licks the blood off the blade.
Almondar rushes towards the enemy, quickly covering the ground between the groups!  [5+1]vs[1];[3+1] He tackles the nearest delinquent and catches his arm with the chain, elbowing it and breaking the bone! The delinquent yells and flinches!
Highlight throws one of the heavy books he carries against the enemies! [6+1]vs[1];[1] The book only glances one of the morons. He probably didn't even see it.
Arvīndell takes a combat stance with his wooden staff and charges! [5+1]vs[1];[3] His downwards swing hits the head of one of the idiots, stunning him.
Ktimbi sprints towards the enemies and initiates corporal combat! [6+1]vs[2];[1] One of his punches grazes the target.

The 4 combat-able delinquents counterattack!
[1]The first thug shoots against Alvarez! [2]vs[5+1] He misses. Alvarez returns fire with his bow, [6]vs[4];[1], only grazing the enemy.
[2]The second charges into the fray, [1]vs[2+1] but Maximilian dodges his swing. Fire away! [3+1]vs[2];[1] Only heat and light burns as the bomb fails to ignite properly.
[7]The third tries to stab Arvīndell with a knife, [2]vs[2+1], but Arvīndell sidesteps and counterattacks! [6+1]vs[1];[4] The staff lands squarely on the attacker's left arm, breaking both bones with a crunching sound! The enemy cries and flinches.
[5]The fourth points his gun at Almondar and shoots, [1]vs[2+1] but Almondar turns back and uses the trapped man as a shield! He is shot and falls.

Alvarez shoots another arrow, [3+1]vs[3];[4] and this time it lodges firmly on the thug's right arm! He cries and drops the gun.
Maximilian flings another explosive bottle. [3+1]vs[2];[3] Its flammable contents spill over the torso of a thug, burning his clothing and starting to spread over his body! The enemy drops to the floor and rolls in panic.
Eplock attacks once more with her knife! [6+1]vs[3];[3] The blade tastes blood once more as it cuts through flesh.
Candy moves her tail cutely and lashes at the enemies again! [3+1]vs[2];[6] The attack sharply cuts a artery on the neck of one of the thugs open! A short spurt of blood sprays on Candy's face and she spends some time trying to reach it with her tongue while the man dies.
Alanamont leaps towards one of the enemies and attempts to stab him. [2+1]vs[3] He barely dodges it.
Almondar spins his chain and throws a lasso on one of the enemies! [5+1]vs[2];[4] He catches the thug by the throat and pulls him closer as the man struggles to break free. [5] Almondar makes the lasso tighter and with a sharp twist, he breaks the criminal's neck!
Highlight throws yet another book... [6]vs[1];[1] It hits the enemy like a bag of cotton. AGAIN.
Arvīndell spins his wooden staff aggressively, [4+1]vs[4];[6] smashing the side of the head of one of the remaining foes and shattering the skull. The young man drops dead.
Ktimbi moves like a serpent and dishes out a series of fast attacks! [4+1]vs[1;[6] He elbows the adversary's throat, getting him gasping for air and bent before applying a downwards kick to the back of the man's head, crashing his head against the floor and killing him instantly.

The remaining criminals surrender and the police arrives. Speechless at the scene of carnage, the officers arrest everyone at the scene.
THE ARCANE STEEL SQUAD WINS! But now they have a lot to explain to the police.


>April's Fool for ya.
« Last Edit: April 02, 2012, 10:52:52 am by Caellath »
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"Hey steve." You speak into the air.
>Yes?
"Could you guys also make a hamburger out of this arm when they cut it off? I wanted to eat it just for the sake of tasting it."
>That is horrible and disgusting. It will no doubt set you apart and create fear in your team mates. So of course.

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Re: The Covenant of Arcane Steel - Special Turn
« Reply #314 on: April 01, 2012, 06:38:47 pm »

 :)
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
Quote from: Ze Spy
Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.
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