Arcane Steel - Special Turn
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A wild EASTER BUNNY appeared! Go Diego!
What will
Diego do?
>FIGHT BAG
POKéMEN RUN
>SHOOT DANCE PP 6/10
SEDUCE TAP ASS TYPE/NORMAL
Diego used SHOOT!
It is not very effective...
Wild EASTER BUNNY used THE WOMAN YOU JUST SLEPT WITH USED TO BE CALLED JOHN!
It is super effective!
Diego has fainted!
Go Adrienne!
What will
Adrienne do?
>FIGHT FIGHT
FIGHT FIGHT
SMASH >GROIN KICK PP 27/30
SLASH SEX TYPE/PAINFUL
Adrienne used GROIN KICK!
It is super effective!
Wild EASTER BUNNY has fainted!
They wake up and rub their eyes. It seems they had quite a trip while sleeping, but they should not be doing it, especially during classes.
Arcane High School, a place where the best students from various countries try to create a better world while taking excruciating tests. It is the FINALS' DAY!
Alvarez shakes off the uneasy feeling and goes back to looking himself in the mirror while some girls of the class fawn over his tanned skin and spanish flair. He winks towards them and smiles while adjusting his half-open shirt.
Maximilian sulks in his chair for whatever reason he could find most recently.
Eplock tries to fix her bright orange hair and talks to
Candy, the resident cat-girl, which in turn laughs and passes her hand through her own pink hair, causing her ears to twitch and most of the nearby boys to start drooling.
Alanamont grins and plays with the "butterfly" knife she just took out of her pocket while eyeing the guys in the class.
Almondar sighs and rattles the heavy chains hanging from his trousers with a bored expression, most of his face hidden by a dark cloth.
Highlight, his face obscured by a hoodie, reads a heavy book on the properties of light. For some unfathomable reason, some girls also fawn over him, but his girlfriend silences them.
Falion reads a book about Chivalry with a regal pose while the tests are not handed.
Ktimbi plays with a squirrel by the window and talks to it. The squirrel seems to understand it and offers the african a chestnut.
The teacher finally bursts through the door and tell them a group of delinquents has somehow bypassed the security, taken down the guards and is attacking the school! The employees have called the police but the criminals are very violent and someone has to stop them!
The youngsters eye each other and run through the door!
Enemies encountered:[Delinquent x8]
Weapons: Pistols; baseball bats; fists; knives, more shiz.
Skill level: Retards.
The squad gets supplies from the theatrics and sports clubs and swiftly runs through the halls, finding the scum destroying one of the classrooms! Steel squad of the Arcane school, go!
Alvarez pulls the string of his bow, notches the arrow and shoots with practiced ease! [2+1]vs[4] The thug dodges and shoots back with his pistol, [1]vs[3+1] but Diego saw the idiot cocking the gun and ducked. The bullet would miss anyway due to the shooter's terrible aim.
Maximilian sprints shortly before throwing a makeshift molotov cocktail! [3+1]vs[4] The radius of the makeshift cocktail is small and the bandits jump back, feeling only the heat of the small fire bomb.
Eplock brandishes a bread knife from the kitchen and charges forward! [5+1]vs[2]; [4] The knife cuts through skin and muscle of one of the idiots! His arm is now bleeding and he flinches in pain!
Candy meows and takes a predatory stance before trying to whip one of the enemies into submission! [6+1]vs[2];[2] The whip cuts the face of one of the enemies, causing minor bleeding and sharp pain!
Alanamont taunts one of the blockheads telling him it must be sad having to take a magnifier to the bathroom each time he wants to take a piss, [5] enraging him! The thug runs towards her with a baseball bat, [2-1]vs[2+1], sorely missing [6+1]vs[4];[5] and taking a beatifully placed stab to his chest! The worthless piece of dung falls over and coughs blood. Adrienne licks the blood off the blade.
Almondar rushes towards the enemy, quickly covering the ground between the groups! [5+1]vs[1];[3+1] He tackles the nearest delinquent and catches his arm with the chain, elbowing it and breaking the bone! The delinquent yells and flinches!
Highlight throws one of the heavy books he carries against the enemies! [6+1]vs[1];[1] The book only glances one of the morons. He probably didn't even see it.
Arvīndell takes a combat stance with his wooden staff and charges! [5+1]vs[1];[3] His downwards swing hits the head of one of the idiots, stunning him.
Ktimbi sprints towards the enemies and initiates corporal combat! [6+1]vs[2];[1] One of his punches grazes the target.
The 4 combat-able delinquents counterattack!
[1]The first thug shoots against Alvarez! [2]vs[5+1] He misses. Alvarez returns fire with his bow, [6]vs[4];[1], only grazing the enemy.
[2]The second charges into the fray, [1]vs[2+1] but Maximilian dodges his swing. Fire away! [3+1]vs[2];[1] Only heat and light burns as the bomb fails to ignite properly.
[7]The third tries to stab Arvīndell with a knife, [2]vs[2+1], but Arvīndell sidesteps and counterattacks! [6+1]vs[1];[4] The staff lands squarely on the attacker's left arm, breaking both bones with a crunching sound! The enemy cries and flinches.
[5]The fourth points his gun at Almondar and shoots, [1]vs[2+1] but Almondar turns back and uses the trapped man as a shield! He is shot and falls.
Alvarez shoots another arrow, [3+1]vs[3];[4] and this time it lodges firmly on the thug's right arm! He cries and drops the gun.
Maximilian flings another explosive bottle. [3+1]vs[2];[3] Its flammable contents spill over the torso of a thug, burning his clothing and starting to spread over his body! The enemy drops to the floor and rolls in panic.
Eplock attacks once more with her knife! [6+1]vs[3];[3] The blade tastes blood once more as it cuts through flesh.
Candy moves her tail cutely and lashes at the enemies again! [3+1]vs[2];[6] The attack sharply cuts a artery on the neck of one of the thugs open! A short spurt of blood sprays on Candy's face and she spends some time trying to reach it with her tongue while the man dies.
Alanamont leaps towards one of the enemies and attempts to stab him. [2+1]vs[3] He barely dodges it.
Almondar spins his chain and throws a lasso on one of the enemies! [5+1]vs[2];[4] He catches the thug by the throat and pulls him closer as the man struggles to break free. [5] Almondar makes the lasso tighter and with a sharp twist, he breaks the criminal's neck!
Highlight throws yet another book... [6]vs[1];[1] It hits the enemy like a bag of cotton. AGAIN.
Arvīndell spins his wooden staff aggressively, [4+1]vs[4];[6] smashing the side of the head of one of the remaining foes and shattering the skull. The young man drops dead.
Ktimbi moves like a serpent and dishes out a series of fast attacks! [4+1]vs[1;[6] He elbows the adversary's throat, getting him gasping for air and bent before applying a downwards kick to the back of the man's head, crashing his head against the floor and killing him instantly.
The remaining criminals surrender and the police arrives. Speechless at the scene of carnage, the officers arrest everyone at the scene.
THE ARCANE STEEL SQUAD WINS! But now they have a lot to explain to the police.
>April's Fool for ya.