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[MaximumZero]

Taunt not powers of which ye little understand, mortal.

That, of course, means "do it again."

[misko27]

Taunt not powers of which ye little understand, mortal.

That, of course, means "do it again."

Of Course. What about that was unclear?

[MaximumZero]

Taunt not powers of which ye little understand, mortal.

That, of course, means "do it again."

Of Course. What about that was unclear?

Some people don't readily speak mad scientist.

[Hanslanda]

Taunt not powers of which ye little understand, mortal.

That, of course, means "do it again."

Of Course. What about that was unclear?

Some people don't readily speak mad scientist.

Warning: Dangerous and Unexplained Forcefields
Translates to
Notice: Fun Stuff to Play With

[Gizogin]

"Do not, under any circumstances, push this button" is like crack cocaine to mad scientists.

[Hanslanda]

Self Destruct Button
Mad 1: Holy shit, we have one of those?
Mad 2: Yep. Rock paper scissors to see who pushes it?
Mad 1: 1, 2, 3!
Mad 3: Too late, I already hit it.
SELF DESTRUCT INITIATED. CANDY AUTOMINER ENGAGED. PLEASE EVACUATE TO SAFE DISTANCE.

[MaximumZero]

Is there really anything else one can do to finish off a bucket list than to hit a giant red autodestruct button?

[Hanslanda]

Uh, no. That'd be the crowning achievement of my life.

[misko27]

Uh, no. That'd be the crowning achievement of my life.

Yes, it would be a wonderful experiance, that you would remember fully for the rest of your life. Your short, short life.

[Hanslanda]

I would be like, "Guys, I did it! I pushed the Self Destruct Button! Isn't that aw- *EXPLOSIONS*"

[adasdad]

One can't help but think of Aperture right now. Throwing !!SCIENCE!! at the wall to see what sticks indeed, although the "wall" is usually goblins, and "sticks" is "cause horrible death"


screw it, I'm sigging that.

[Fallenworldful]

Tried again to fire two slade filled minecarts at each other.

One went down the wrong rail (no clue how), fell into my autoshotgun system, and slaughtered half my fortress when a ghost pulled the lever. (note: Autoshotgun was positioned inside the dining hall for whatever reason.)

Third try- BOOM! wall collapse, blocks the tracks and destroys the ADAMANTINE minecarts.

Fourth- The carts impact-

The computer dies.
THE COMPUTER DIES.
WHY.

[LordSlowpoke]

Tried again to fire two slade filled minecarts at each other.

One went down the wrong rail (no clue how), fell into my autoshotgun system, and slaughtered half my fortress when a ghost pulled the lever. (note: Autoshotgun was positioned inside the dining hall for whatever reason.)

Third try- BOOM! wall collapse, blocks the tracks and destroys the ADAMANTINE minecarts.

Fourth- The carts impact-

The computer dies.
THE COMPUTER DIES.
WHY.

Certainly Toady anticipated someone will do that. And the outcome of that crash is glorious. Though I'd wait until quantum computing becomes widespread before attempting to learn what happens.

[Blizzlord]

One can't help but think of Aperture right now. Throwing !!SCIENCE!! at the wall to see what sticks indeed, although the "wall" is usually goblins, and "sticks" is "cause horrible death"

You forgot the part were everything explodes horribly according to plan.

Edit: I'm happy this thread was necro'd and progresses happily. Thanks Maxmurder!

[Hanslanda]

Tried again to fire two slade filled minecarts at each other.

One went down the wrong rail (no clue how), fell into my autoshotgun system, and slaughtered half my fortress when a ghost pulled the lever. (note: Autoshotgun was positioned inside the dining hall for whatever reason.)

Third try- BOOM! wall collapse, blocks the tracks and destroys the ADAMANTINE minecarts.

Fourth- The carts impact-

The computer dies.
THE COMPUTER DIES.
WHY.

Certainly Toady anticipated someone will do that. And the outcome of that crash is glorious. Though I'd wait until quantum computing becomes widespread before attempting to learn what happens.

I believe that we may have discovered how Armok was born.