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The Ptathuon Drive
« on: March 11, 2012, 06:20:17 pm »

The thought of [constructing] him, the perpetual motion machine, is using lengths of wood, a fine equal to four spears [unknown length], copper plating to fill the three warriors in armor [Scholars debate what sort of armour he meant], cable and fiber length and strength of rock draw to three times its weight of a mountain [something about pulleys?], Sisyphus[=neverending mountain???], and the detail of the air and land [Details of air and land= probably bronze and ceramic].
Cold water [ice], oil, and the fire of her remain a virgin [he probably meant palm trees?], it is required resorting to flight, which can be taken from the north and south of the island [Possibly meant that palm oil was grown in the north, and that ice could be found in the south].

-Ptathuos Starbound, inventor of the Ptathuon Drive. (Poorly translated)


Once, we were bound to the earth, and unbalanced. The elements raged against us; the gods looked down on us; wild men from the north and south attacked our lands and took our women.
Then came the Philosophers. None know from whence they came; some say from the stars; others claim that they are mere mortals, touched by the gods.
The Philosophers brought wisdom. And with that wisdom, we were reborn. We turned wisdom into knowledge, and knowledge into weapons. We forced back the barbarians; we mastered the elements, we revoked the gods, and defeated them in a great battle.

We prospered. Peace reigned.

During this age of prosperity, a philosopher named Ptathuos was born. He was obsessed with flying machines, and his writings helped build ever larger balloons, ever faster gyrothopters, and gliders that could cross the seas- but never was Ptathuos satisfied. He wanted to fly not across the world, but between them! Up into the heavens, where once the gods ruled!
But no device in the world had the power to reach such heights. One would require endless power to fly that high.
So Ptathuos took an old idea- perpetual motion- and thought about it long and hard. And one day, with a cry of 'Eureka!', he emerged from his workshop, holding in his hands a blurred ball of wires and machinery; which spun and spun and would not stop- until it burst into flame.

Unperturbed, Ptathuos returned to his workshop- this time summoning the greatest engineers in the land, calling in every favour owed to him by merchants, politicians, and soldiers, to provide him with the resources he required.
For years, Ptathuos and his disciples worked in utmost secrecy. And then, on a dark night- the darknest night of the coldest winter- the workshop came to life. And from it rose... the first. A sphere of wood and copper, spinning wildly. And attached by some eldritch means, what appeared to be a small fishing vessel, upon whose deck stood Ptathuos, pulling on ropes and levers, directing the craft. He flew around the city, drawing out crowds of awed onlookers- and then, with an elaborate bow, he turned his prow skywards, and vanished into the night sky- never to be seen again.

We looked through his workshop. We found blueprints, instructions- scattered, muddled, confusing- but we deciphered them, and soon we built our own 'spacecraft'. We named the engine that drove the craft the Ptathuon Drive, in honour of its creator. And then we set out for the stars. We found that the wandering stars were planets like our own, which teemed with life. We discovered dangers in space, as well. Solar winds blow harshly, and sink many unprepared vessels. Strange beasts call the heavens their own- and the gods, who we once thought dead, turned out to have been naught but another race, who travelled from world to world enslaving its occupants- and for our mutiny, they wanted revenge.

Many trials were faced by us and our Ptathuon Drive. But we are only here to tell one story. And which one would that be?
The Pioneers: In the early years, little was known about space, and our ships were poorly made, ill-suited to the ether. There are many tales of brave men who went out and made contact with other worlds, and the dangers they faced.

The Colonists: When we met strange new people on strange new worlds, we were eager to trade with them, to educate them- we called them noble savages. In some instances, they were more noble than we were. In others, they were more savage than expected. And building a new home is dangerous on familiar ground... on another planet, it is a titanic effort.

The First Wars: Our colonies grew; the noble savages learnt, became 'uplifted'. They began to catch up. Surpass us, even. It was not long before they struck against our colonies, and we sent our troops to repel them. These wars were long and bloody- but many heroes arose in them, and many tales can be told of what occurred.

The Independance Wars: Eventually, agreements were reached with the locals. On some worlds, they joined our colonies. On others, we abandoned our colonies. We began to treat the locals as equals, and all was well. Until some colonies decided to stop paying taxes to the motherworld, and demanded independance. These wars were as long and as bloody as the first- and if anything, had more heroes to talk of.

The Great War: The independence wars ended with our people splintered into 'planet-states', like the city-states of old. Tensions between planets remained high; occasional wars were fought. Philosophy declined in favour of more militant outlooks. The gods of old, who we had all but forgotten- thought the time ripe to return. A great empire, with advanced technology, massive numbers, and a single despotic ruler descended upon us, determined on conquering us all. What happened next I cannot say... for if that is the story you wish to hear, you will have to join me on my ship as I go fight it.

So, children. Which story should I tell? I'm getting old, you understand- you might have to remind me what happened next at points.
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Re: The Ptathuon Drive
« Reply #1 on: March 11, 2012, 06:31:51 pm »

"Tell us about THE PIONEERS Storyteller."
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« Reply #2 on: March 11, 2012, 07:10:14 pm »

((This looks very promising and your writing is great as always but, umm... don't you already have to many games running?))
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« Reply #3 on: March 11, 2012, 07:12:43 pm »

((I belive he put Demonhood on hold and the only other thing is Dolnar which is an RTD. I also kind of want to pop into the Dolnar thread and tell theplayers their serisouly scrwed.))
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« Reply #4 on: March 11, 2012, 07:19:30 pm »

"...How about the Great War? It's better to take care of the matters of nowadays than to listen to stories of what is gone," a young man called out form the back of the room, leaning against the wall with his arms crossed. He seemed vaguely uninterested, thinking about more urgent things like the war.

((Wheeee flavorful suggestion))
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« Reply #5 on: March 11, 2012, 07:25:58 pm »

((This looks very promising and your writing is great as always but, umm... don't you already have to many games running?))
((Yeah, Demonhood is on hold. Or 'lying eternal' as I like to call it. Perhaps when strange aeons have passed, death will die and it will return to reclaim the world. And an RTD is a piece of cake to run, and lets me keep that 'Universe' fresh in my mind. But the Ptathuon universe- inspired by a recent extra punctuation- is what I feel like playing around in now.
Also, I have all the free time. Major depression, remember? That's still a thing. All I do is sit at home, feel sorry for myself, sleep at random intervals, and not eat enough. Boo hoo hoo.))

"...How about the Great War? It's better to take care of the matters of nowadays than to listen to stories of what is gone," a young man called out form the back of the room, leaning against the wall with his arms crossed. He seemed vaguely uninterested, thinking about more urgent things like the war.
Ha! Youth.
Do you not remember your father telling you? Those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it- and much of our history is not something you would want to repeat in the coming battles. Ah... but I suppose your father never told you that? No one listens to the Philosophers these days.
And now children would rather go to war than listen to an old man tell stories? What is this world coming to?
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« Reply #6 on: March 11, 2012, 07:30:01 pm »

The young man's face changes to a grimace of sadness and anger. "Yes, my father never told me this. He never told me this because he died. And in any case, I am hardly a child. ...I wish to go to war to avenge my father, my brother, and my mother."
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« Reply #7 on: March 11, 2012, 07:42:13 pm »

Next to me, you are all children! I am sorry about your family, boy. But what do you know of the hardships of space? What do you know of the horrors of war, beyond that which you have personally experienced?
I have sailed the ether for many years. I have fought in many wars. And I have heard many stories from men who fought in more wars than I.
Whether you go to war or not, you would be wise to listen to me. Wisdom. Remember that? That is what made us strong. That is what saved us from the gods the first time- only wisdom will save us from them this time.
If you kids all think you are ready to go to war, so be it. But do not rush to your deaths for vengeance, honour, or duty- go forth because it is the wise thing to do. And go forth not praising the names of great warriors or great leaders- but praising the names of the Philosophers.
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Re: The Ptathuon Drive
« Reply #8 on: March 11, 2012, 07:42:46 pm »

"Please tell of the pioneers. I want to hear about the new worlds." A very young girl says in a bright and high voice. She sit's crosslegged, wide eyed with a big toothy smile on her face. "The pioneers."
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Re: The Ptathuon Drive
« Reply #9 on: March 11, 2012, 07:51:07 pm »

Cool, this setting seems unique, and if Demonhood is any indication, this will be a great story! :D
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« Reply #10 on: March 11, 2012, 08:11:14 pm »

A middle aged gentleman in towards the left side stands up and declares "There is to much sorrow and uncertainty in these times of war, tell us stories of innocence and exploration, discovery and the pioneers."
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« Reply #11 on: March 11, 2012, 08:20:47 pm »

((I'm going to suggestion-change the flavorful way!))

"Fine, if you truly wish-The young man begins to speak but is cut off by a teenager with some sort of device in his backpack, who has singed hair (for those who know him, this seems to be perpetually so), and twitchy hands. "Yes, tell us about the pioneers, and especially about the devices they used! It'd be extremely useful and probably pretty fun to hear!"
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« Reply #12 on: March 11, 2012, 08:27:13 pm »

"Yaay!" The little girl squeels with an ear to ear grin. "Please begin, elder. The new worlds. The new worlds." The little blond haired girl was humming to herself happily, waiting for the story somewhat impatiently.
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« Reply #13 on: March 11, 2012, 09:09:52 pm »

Ha- the pioneers! Oh, those were the days!

Devices? Devices? Hah- kid, the pioneers didn't have Devices. They had bows and spears and if they were lucky an astrolode. Their Drives were held together with spit and hope, and they didn't have Freezers or Cyclers- they wanted to fly, they needed to have ice and palm oil on them at all times. Which could be tricky. They would have committed bloody murder for a Freezer the size of a boat- let alone the handheld things you run around with these days.
No, they didn't have Devices. But if not for them, neither would you. They laid the groundwork.
Yes, yes. Let me tell you about the pioneers. Now... let's see if I can remember this right.


Alright, so, there's this man- or was it a woman?
-(gender)
They were a(n)
-Noble, rich and powerful- and young and stupid. Decided to go exploring. Bought a ship, took some servants to serve as crew- sailed off into the dark unknown.
-Engineer. Knew all about building ships. Knew the Ptathuon Drive inside and out. Started hearing tales about what was out there, how the ships weren't up to it. Wanted to see it first hand, so as to know how to improve. Built a ship from spare parts, convinced some friends to join him, and headed off.
-bloody Merchant. Sorry; see, back in those days, Merchants were pretty much reviled. There was neither need nor risk in the profession. This Merchant thought to win some respect by trading with distant worlds. Got a drive, stuck it on the old trading vessel, sailed off with a hold full of wine, thinking to find buyers up ins.
-Soldier. Well, ex-soldier. Was on the losing side of a petty war between nobles. Lordship bit the dust, and his soldiers find themselves unemployed, with nothing to do. Well, just so happens the other noble was looking for expendables to man his expedition into the void. Didn't really give them a choice about it.
-Nobody. A farmer, maybe? A shepherd? Nobody knows, and they never said. All I know is, one day this person shows up in a badly-repaired ship, looking for a crew. I guess the mysterious nature of the 'captain' is what beguiled folks to join such a foolish endeavour. Had no course, little in the way of supplies, didn't seem to give a fig about anything- just figured it'd be interesting to see space.



The Ptathuon Drive squeals. "More oil!", I cry. "More ice!". The crew rush to comply.
Not that it helps- I can see the rings slowing. "NO! NOT AFTER COMING THIS FAR!"
The sky itself ripples before us- a solid mass of blue, which the ship's prow is struggling to pierce. Tales tell that sometimes, the sky just won't open. Best recourse then is to land on a cloud and wait a while- till evening, when the sky becomes thin, almost transparent.
Just my luck it's a cloudless day. Beautiful weather. Light breeze; perfect for sailing, perfect for flying. Not so perfect for spacefaring, apparently.
I make a flash decision. It is this, or plummet to our deaths when the drive fails.
"ROW!"
The crew look at me like I'm crazy.
"DID YOU NOT HEAR ME? ROW, YOU LAZY DOGS. OR DO YOU WANT TO DIE?"
A few hesitant hands reach for the oars. They wave them around through the air uselessly.
"NEKROTHEON! DO YOU IDIOTS NOT KNOW HOW TO ROW? BIG STROKES! MAKE THE AIR MOVE!"
Some of the crew, I notice, are just standing around like idiots.
"MAN THE OARS, YOU USELESS SACKS OF ELEZ!"
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« Reply #14 on: March 11, 2012, 09:12:20 pm »

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