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terkiey

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Kobolds!?
« on: March 10, 2012, 07:12:26 pm »

Ok, I was just wandering through a wall of lairs, and one of them was a cave entrance!
First thing I see is lots of kobolds.



On top, we have... more kobolds!



As you can see, some of the kobolds are unemployed, as the majority of the kobolds are traders, administrators or miners and crafters.



Eventually I was surrounded and overcome as I tried to climb back up to the top. But check out my bronze crossbow's kill score from bashing kobold skulls!



Did I find a kobold civilisation out here in the wilderness in a cave or what? There were literally hundreds.
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Re: Kobolds!?
« Reply #1 on: March 10, 2012, 07:18:22 pm »

Oh the Kobolds...

How could you...

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Re: Kobolds!?
« Reply #2 on: March 10, 2012, 07:18:58 pm »

One question.. why the big bold letters?
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Re: Kobolds!?
« Reply #3 on: March 10, 2012, 07:27:58 pm »

One question.. why the big bold letters?

Because without big bold letters it looked really awkward, idk.
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Re: Kobolds!?
« Reply #4 on: March 10, 2012, 07:37:00 pm »

I see what you did there, with the name!

I APPROVE THIS ADVENTURE!
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Re: Kobolds!?
« Reply #5 on: March 10, 2012, 08:24:07 pm »

Noooo! You wiped out my camp of cutebolds!
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Re: Kobolds!?
« Reply #6 on: March 10, 2012, 09:25:30 pm »

Poor kobolds :c
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Re: Kobolds!?
« Reply #7 on: March 10, 2012, 11:15:33 pm »

You killed them.

You monster.
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Re: Kobolds!?
« Reply #8 on: March 10, 2012, 11:33:09 pm »

YOU BASTARD!!!!! HOW DARE YOU, MONSTER!!!!
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Re: Kobolds!?
« Reply #9 on: March 11, 2012, 12:48:03 am »

Needs more kobolds are cute meme because the first reply wasn't enough.

I say come back with a better adventurer, preferably a leveled demigod swordsman and kill them. Kill them all.
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Re: Kobolds!?
« Reply #10 on: March 11, 2012, 01:27:50 am »

Build a fort over the site and magma them.

I remember this thread about how an embark on a place like this. A kobold thief came and caused a loyalty cascade.  :P
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Re: Kobolds!?
« Reply #11 on: March 11, 2012, 02:50:46 am »

Kill them.. Kill them all... Torture their young..
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Re: Kobolds!?
« Reply #12 on: March 11, 2012, 03:45:27 am »

Kobolds noooooooo.
poor little thieving bastards. all they ever did was steal shit.
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Re: Kobolds!?
« Reply #13 on: March 11, 2012, 03:53:47 am »

Kobolds noooooooo.
poor little thieving bastards. all they ever did was steal shit.
They once stole a masterwork steel battle axe.
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Re: Kobolds!?
« Reply #14 on: March 11, 2012, 04:27:17 am »

Kill them all, and make a pile of kobold corpses as an altar to Armok ! Then climb on it and THRUST YOUR WEAPON TOWARDS THE SKY !

Kobolds noooooooo.
poor little thieving bastards. all they ever did was steal shit.

And kill dwarves, and kill children, and kill animals, and steal *adamantine battleaxes*
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