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Author Topic: Wow. Migrant arrives with 313 Kills to her name  (Read 9801 times)

Darkening Kaos

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Re: Wow. Migrant arrives with 313 Kills to her name
« Reply #15 on: March 10, 2012, 07:15:58 pm »
I believe other migrants heard of her exploits, emulated her and then retired to CagedGlove, total bodycount is up to 780 elves, 300 various animals, (mostly grizzlies and big cats, and mostly by the farmers, must be an initiation ritual of some kind), 5 dorfs, 2 trolls, and 20 humans.

Then there's this dorfette.......
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Why are my dorfettes so violent?
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Re: Wow. Migrant arrives with 313 Kills to her name
« Reply #16 on: March 10, 2012, 07:37:43 pm »
Quote from: Darkening Kaos on March 10, 2012, 07:15:58 pm

Then there's this dorfette.......
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Why are my dorfettes so violent?

Wait a minute... Seventy-Six grizzly bears in Mothhands, and One grizzly bear in Mothhands???

The solitary bear is a vampire
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Re: Wow. Migrant arrives with 313 Kills to her name
« Reply #17 on: March 10, 2012, 07:44:35 pm »
historic migrants + vampires = massive paranoia on hunters and everything

*urist mchero has arrived*

"DIRTY VAMPIRE! LOCK HIM UP!"
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Re: Wow. Migrant arrives with 313 Kills to her name
« Reply #18 on: March 10, 2012, 07:56:56 pm »
My Militia Commander just gave Birth to a baby girl.. there goes the vamp theory. Pity Really, a Vamp Militia Commander would have been cool.
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Re: Wow. Migrant arrives with 313 Kills to her name
« Reply #19 on: March 10, 2012, 08:02:14 pm »
Quote from: daggerbite on March 10, 2012, 07:37:43 pm
Quote from: Darkening Kaos on March 10, 2012, 07:15:58 pm

Then there's this dorfette.......
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Why are my dorfettes so violent?

Wait a minute... Seventy-Six grizzly bears in Mothhands, and One grizzly bear in Mothhands???

The solitary bear is a vampire

It actually discriminates between male/female. Something was quite wack with the bear gender ratio in that area...
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And been a bit smug over generating a world with an elephant monster that got 87763 sentient kills.
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=104354.0

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Re: Wow. Migrant arrives with 313 Kills to her name
« Reply #20 on: March 10, 2012, 08:21:47 pm »
cool tip: anyone with a large number of sentient kills, mark them with the profession suspect, if they:
a) have a child.
b) drink some booze.
c) get hungry at some point.
they are clear. however if you find a dwarf drained of blood lock all suspects in quarantine chambers with one plump helmet, and one barrel of booze.
last one with supplies whos not hungry/thirsty is a vampire.
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Re: Wow. Migrant arrives with 313 Kills to her name
« Reply #21 on: March 10, 2012, 08:29:33 pm »
Just for reference, large numbers of non-sentient kills do not indicate a vampire. They indicate a hunter.
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Re: Wow. Migrant arrives with 313 Kills to her name
« Reply #22 on: March 10, 2012, 08:48:11 pm »
Quote from: Frogwarrior on March 10, 2012, 08:02:14 pm
Quote from: daggerbite on March 10, 2012, 07:37:43 pm
Quote from: Darkening Kaos on March 10, 2012, 07:15:58 pm

Then there's this dorfette.......
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Why are my dorfettes so violent?

Wait a minute... Seventy-Six grizzly bears in Mothhands, and One grizzly bear in Mothhands???

The solitary bear is a vampire

It actually discriminates between male/female. Something was quite wack with the bear gender ratio in that area...

Either one lucky female or one male that died of a crushed pelvis.
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Re: Wow. Migrant arrives with 313 Kills to her name
« Reply #23 on: March 10, 2012, 09:03:46 pm »
Quote from: BigD145 on March 10, 2012, 08:48:11 pm
Quote from: Frogwarrior on March 10, 2012, 08:02:14 pm
It actually discriminates between male/female. Something was quite wack with the bear gender ratio in that area...

Either one lucky female or one male that died of a crushed pelvis.

Is this a joke? I don't understand it. Could you explain it to me? :o
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Lately, I'm proud of MAGMA LANDMINES:
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=91789.0
And been a bit smug over generating a world with an elephant monster that got 87763 sentient kills.
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=104354.0

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Re: Wow. Migrant arrives with 313 Kills to her name
« Reply #24 on: March 10, 2012, 09:14:01 pm »

Is this a joke? I don't understand it. Could you explain it to me? :o
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umm.... well you see, when a mommy bear and a daddy bear love eachother very much....
you know what, no i wont.


Quote from: Flying Dice on March 10, 2012, 08:29:33 pm
Just for reference, large numbers of non-sentient kills do not indicate a vampire. They indicate a hunter.
remember this when using my above method.
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Re: Wow. Migrant arrives with 313 Kills to her name
« Reply #25 on: March 11, 2012, 02:41:36 am »
Quote from: Darkening Kaos on March 10, 2012, 06:56:26 pm
This dorfette turned up as a migrant to my fortress - I've had no vampire related events in the three years she's been a resident - although she's had one child so far and done her bit for the rampant under-aged leech-spiral......

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Smells like a concentration camp for elves + dorfette ss platoon
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Re: Wow. Migrant arrives with 313 Kills to her name
« Reply #26 on: March 11, 2012, 02:45:02 am »
Quote from: bombzero on March 10, 2012, 09:14:01 pm
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Is this a joke? I don't understand it. Could you explain it to me? :o
umm.... well you see, when a mommy bear and a daddy bear love eachother very much....
you know what, no i wont.
The bears and the bees.
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Re: Wow. Migrant arrives with 313 Kills to her name
« Reply #27 on: March 11, 2012, 03:02:32 am »
Quote from: Darkening Kaos on March 10, 2012, 06:56:26 pm
This dorfette turned up as a migrant to my fortress - I've had no vampire related events in the three years she's been a resident - although she's had one child so far and done her bit for the rampant under-aged leech-spiral......

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This made my day.
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Re: Wow. Migrant arrives with 313 Kills to her name
« Reply #28 on: March 11, 2012, 04:16:31 am »
Quote from: daggerbite on March 10, 2012, 07:37:43 pm

Wait a minute... Seventy-Six grizzly bears in Mothhands, and One grizzly bear in Mothhands???

The solitary bear is a vampire
You make me wonder if you've ever played the game. Or looked at kill lists. Different genders are listed as separate. The one bear was a different gender than the seventy-six ones, most like.
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Re: Wow. Migrant arrives with 313 Kills to her name
« Reply #29 on: March 11, 2012, 04:50:29 am »
Quote from: Dust on March 10, 2012, 06:09:21 pm
And only 1 of those was an elf, lol. Made her Militia Commander soon as I saw this.

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Accomplished, definitely. Not very impressive but definitely accomplished in the way of axery.
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