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[EmperorJon]

"My magma pump stack can handle magma"

[WillowLuman]

"My magma pumpstack is now empty of magma. Time to convert to a water pump stack."

[billybobfred]

A siege, huh? I'll just pull the lever attached to the drawbridge. The previous overseer sure did know how to build a drawbridge! This is definitely a drawbridge.

[ccoolleeiiss]

"I'll just go ahead and open the floodgate. The wall will be built in time."

[caddybear]

Human siege? There's no need to raise the drawbridge, they'll never have the balls to try an assault. No need to rush equipping the military either. Let's make more cabinets and coffers for everyone out of gold instead.

[WealthyRadish]

"Wait, why are my weavers trying to collect silk? It's not like they can path to the caverns or anythi- OH GOD WHY IS THAT FB IN HERE"

[jcnorris00]

"Giant keas?  I guess they'll steal a few things from the surface and fly off.  I'm sure that they'll never fly down the staircase."

"I'm sure that this is the lowest layer of the aquifer."

"That unhappy dwarf will feel better soon.  I don't need to worry about him."

"I've got plenty of booze."

[krenshala]

Oh yeah, I'll be able to deal with what the necromancer is going to send.  Especially if he sticks with these undead muscle shells.  Hey, where did my two militia dwarves go? *checks units list*  Hey, why are four of my fifteen dwarves listed as missing/dead?!

[crazysheep]

"My broker won't be thirsty when the trade caravans arrive, there's plenty of booze."

"I'll just station marksdwarves here and here, surely the bowgobs won't be able to shoot through the fortifications."

"That flashing red tile can't have magma behind it."

[JimDale]

"I'm sure that undead sieges aren't too bad."
"I'm fine, my fortress is sealed off now."
"I'm sure that the necromancer can't raise food products from the dead."
"I'm sure that this zombified kiwi cock skin can't hurt anyone."

[Corai]

"Crundles? My army can take them."

"Chickens? My army can take them."

[crazysheep]

"Undead and goblin sieges at the same time? Let them fight it out, there shouldn't be much to get rid of."

[misko27]

"the warm tile means there is magma below"
"I'm sure I can just drain the top of the magma sea"
"I'm sure no one would go into the mist generator"
"That FB dust doesn't look that bad"
I'm sure that this will prevent that waterfall from flooding"
and then... combining the last 2
"I'm sure the dust wont get into the waterfall"
"I am completly ready for a Siege right now"

[Hanslanda]

"Beware its webs huh?"

"Pull the lever." 

"I trust my dwarves, they seem smart this time around."

[jaxler]

"Forgotten beast web factory!"