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Aspgren

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Re: famous last words
« Reply #195 on: June 08, 2012, 07:19:32 am »

"A undead siege and no necromancers? The wall should cover the entire fort so ... this is a cakewalk!"
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Sutremaine

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Re: famous last words
« Reply #196 on: June 08, 2012, 09:47:02 am »

"The first Spring has sprung, the fortress is stable, now for some expansion."

The invisible cave crocodile in the central shaft thought otherwise.
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Honestly at the time, I didn't see what could go wrong with crowding 80 military Dwarves into a small room with a necromancer for the purpose of making bacon.

OldPrussia

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Re: famous last words
« Reply #197 on: June 08, 2012, 10:00:23 am »

At this point the Fort is pretty much unstoppable
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"Yeah this metal is pretty cool better mine all of it... OH MY GOD."

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Re: famous last words
« Reply #198 on: June 08, 2012, 10:25:26 am »

I don't need to finish that wall quite yet....
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Finn

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Re: famous last words
« Reply #199 on: June 08, 2012, 11:05:44 am »

I'll grab a quick [whatever] while they finish digging out this section.
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I thought 'complained about the draft lately' meant they didn't have a door to their room.

Henrik Undrgrim

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Re: famous last words
« Reply #200 on: June 08, 2012, 11:18:16 am »

When did I pause the game?Unpause, leave....Balls!
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Zale

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Re: famous last words
« Reply #201 on: June 08, 2012, 11:31:48 am »

It's just an albatross.

Oh wait it's a giant-

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Loud Whispers

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Re: famous last words
« Reply #202 on: June 08, 2012, 11:35:52 am »

What's so horrifying about screams?

Morpha

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Re: famous last words
« Reply #203 on: June 08, 2012, 12:07:19 pm »

Should be fine to channel here.
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Quote from: Gerottomo on May 03, 2012, 04:34:11 pm
That should be a new type of project, making a rug design in dwarf fortress (With accurate coloring)
"And so, after many deaths and much sacrifice, someone turned their fortress into a fully functioning self aware carpet that actively sought after sources of fresh blood."

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http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=108229.30

UltraValican

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Re: famous last words
« Reply #204 on: June 08, 2012, 12:09:14 pm »

500+ Zombies can't possibly notice an Elf sneaking into a tower.
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WillowLuman

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Re: famous last words
« Reply #205 on: June 08, 2012, 12:32:15 pm »

Minecarts will make my fort so much more efficient!
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EmperorJon

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Re: famous last words
« Reply #206 on: June 08, 2012, 12:37:40 pm »

"I'm sure my freshly modded in Pneumonic Plague reaction won't take off that quickly... shame really, I wanted to see if it worked."
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I think it's the way towns develop now. In the beginning, people move into a town. Then they start producing tables, which results in more and more tables. Soon tables represent a significant portion of the population, they start lobbying for new laws and regulations, putting people to greater and greater disadvantage...
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Sabreur

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Re: famous last words
« Reply #207 on: June 08, 2012, 12:46:11 pm »

A single magma pump stack is too slow. I'll use a quad stack instead.

WillowLuman

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Re: famous last words
« Reply #208 on: June 08, 2012, 12:48:27 pm »

"My framerate can handle a magma pump stack"
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Pon_Katt

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Re: famous last words
« Reply #209 on: June 08, 2012, 12:52:00 pm »

I really should work on a military...
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