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[Matoro]

"Deadly blood? Nah, that FB wouldn't be harder than any other..."

[jamesadelong]

"Should I move the lever to a more populated area? Nah, I'm sure they'll be able to get to it and close the gates before the goblins get in."

[JimmyBobJr]

" This carefully layed plan cannot possibly go wrong "

that, or

" This carefully dug water cistern will totaly not somehow to flood my entire fortress! "

[Leif]

They don't need medical skills to be a good doctor, right?

[rtg593]

"Filling my deathtrap's reservoir from both the ocean and river won't be a problem."

EDIT: Better clarify, when I connected them, I punched a hole into my fort, in addition to making the river salt water and rendering my water source useless :p

[Girlinhat]

They don't need medical skills to be a good doctor, right?

...actually they don't!  The "altruism" trait makes a better doctor than actual skill - it prompts them to actually perform medicine quicker than other dwarves.  Name your medics based on their care for others, not their actual skills.

[WillowLuman]

"Why bother going after vampires? They can't be that much of a problem!"

"Husks can't die! Perfect! I'll let this limbless one in for my militia to practice on!"

"I got a cool idea! I'll mod ice-age creatures into the game. Ooh, a Terrifying tundra embark!"

[malroth]

bah its just a cat nobody will care if it enters the danger room.

[Doughnut189]

"I can raise the drawbridge trap right now. No one* is stupid enough to go out there right now! There's not even anything designated out there and I have no hunters!"

*my legendary weaponsmith

[Mitchewawa]

"Man, I'd have to be pretty unlucky for the spire to be hollow at the top..."

[rtg593]

"Well, that's all the goblins, I can let my fisherdwarves back out."

[Castamere]

"I'm pretty sure that those 30 children won't be missed by anyone, we've got enough troubles as it is in this terrifying taiga, I don't want them to guzzle my drink"

"What, "A section of the cavern has collapsed!". At the entrance were a platform was due to be deconstructed? Legendary sworddwarf kitten and his wife were killed plus the mayor that everybody liked?"

"Oh zombie Keas. I embarked with a hammerdorf, he'll kill them fast, they are just some pesky birds."

"Aquifer? What's that?"

"Bitches don't know 'bout my overly complex serrated disk traps that clean themselves with water"

[Fen]

"Huh. a couple of my hammerdwarfs are toting babies. Well, whatever. Activate the danger room!"

Urist McLovingMother is stricken by melancholy!

[omg_scout]

"Kobolds are small, and large daggers are only daggers.  Surely he won't slice through steel plate and sever my militia commander's spine!"

same. I had 3 iron eqipped well trained dwarves vs 1 kobold thief.

[Oliolli]

I still remember my first last words...

"This irrigation method should work perfectly."