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Urist McGyver

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Re: Traders turned zombie
« Reply #15 on: March 08, 2012, 03:01:44 pm »
Butcher the wagon for "Wagon Logs". Cook those for "Prepared Wagon Log Brains".
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Quote from: Gizogin on March 07, 2012, 12:02:30 am
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Re: Traders turned zombie
« Reply #16 on: March 09, 2012, 02:51:06 pm »
Oh man, the soldier-turned zombie has been hanging outside my fort for a long time, he got attacked by a brush titan, and just dodged it's attacks for about 6 months, then a were-beast came and the titan killed it. Goblin seige came and killed the titan, then the entire seige tried to hit the zombie and couldn't. The most amazing thing is that the shield he is wielding is an artifact!
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Re: Traders turned zombie
« Reply #17 on: March 09, 2012, 07:04:03 pm »
Did he fight back against the titan / siege?
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Re: Traders turned zombie
« Reply #18 on: March 09, 2012, 07:09:30 pm »
This is fucking sweet.  You have a Zombie sentinel/demigod.
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Quote from: Loud Whispers on March 04, 2012, 01:16:15 pm
I think the slaughter part is what made them angry.
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Re: Traders turned zombie
« Reply #19 on: March 11, 2012, 06:58:16 am »
he doesn't really fight back is the problem, he just dodges and very occasionaly counterattacks, I had combat reports 100 pages long of him dodging. When he does counterattack it hurts though, he put both of my legendary soldiers in the hospital when I tried to get him away from my doors. His axe is also named now.
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Re: Traders turned zombie
« Reply #20 on: March 11, 2012, 07:47:59 am »
If he's that good at dodging and that well equipped he'd be awesome as crossbow practice.
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Re: Traders turned zombie
« Reply #21 on: March 11, 2012, 08:23:50 am »
Quote from: UnHerpers on March 11, 2012, 06:58:16 am
he doesn't really fight back is the problem, he just dodges and very occasionaly counterattacks, I had combat reports 100 pages long of him dodging. When he does counterattack it hurts though, he put both of my legendary soldiers in the hospital when I tried to get him away from my doors. His axe is also named now.

Armoks own axe, anybody?
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Re: Traders turned zombie
« Reply #22 on: March 11, 2012, 09:35:36 am »
Quote from: Urist McGyver on March 08, 2012, 02:28:15 pm
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Quote from: IT 000 on March 08, 2012, 01:21:32 pm
I wonder, since wagons are technically creatures according to the raws, could we get a zombie wagon?

Furthermore, would it be dangerous?

Furtherfurthermoremore, would we be able to weaponize it?
This is dwarf fortress we're talking about, here. I'd be ashamed if it couldn't be weaponized.
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Re: Traders turned zombie
« Reply #23 on: March 11, 2012, 10:49:11 am »
Death by magma
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Re: Traders turned zombie
« Reply #24 on: March 11, 2012, 12:08:55 pm »
Quote from: IT 000 on March 08, 2012, 01:21:32 pm
I wonder, since wagons are technically creatures according to the raws, could we get a zombie wagon?

I doubt it. They don't have [CREATURE_CLASS:GENERAL_POISON], which is required to be affected by most any toxin.
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Re: Traders turned zombie
« Reply #25 on: March 12, 2012, 04:42:44 pm »
Well, I wonder what we can do about that.
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Quote from: Loud Whispers on March 04, 2012, 01:16:15 pm
I think the slaughter part is what made them angry.
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Quote from: Sirus on October 08, 2013, 08:07:04 pm
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Re: Traders turned zombie
« Reply #26 on: March 12, 2012, 05:20:26 pm »
Quote from: martinuzz on March 08, 2012, 01:18:21 pm
Even more funny if they only accepted prepared brains for trading

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Re: Traders turned zombie
« Reply #27 on: March 12, 2012, 06:02:53 pm »
this is very interesting. I wonder why he doesn't strike back at your enemies though...
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