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Author Topic: Death Trap: A goblin's guide to Dwarven outposts  (Read 16865 times)

Vorthon

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Re: Death Trap: A goblin's guide to Dwarven outposts
« Reply #105 on: April 07, 2012, 06:56:13 am »
Socks. Yes, Socks.
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Re: Death Trap: A goblin's guide to Dwarven outposts
« Reply #106 on: April 07, 2012, 07:59:52 am »
Socks!
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Re: Death Trap: A goblin's guide to Dwarven outposts
« Reply #107 on: April 07, 2012, 12:34:56 pm »
I still think science is the way to go, as a que to our guy to attack him. But other than that. . . . . shoes? Naked?
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Re: Death Trap: A goblin's guide to Dwarven outposts
« Reply #108 on: April 07, 2012, 01:26:14 pm »
(not what i expected, but that's how things roll.)

You shout out "socks!".
"What?" he pauses for a minute while holding you, thinking of what that could mean.
One of your goblins takes off his socks, believing that that was your order.
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Re: Death Trap: A goblin's guide to Dwarven outposts
« Reply #109 on: April 07, 2012, 01:39:56 pm »
Throw the socks at him! But over his head by a bit so he has to drop us to grab them.
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Re: Death Trap: A goblin's guide to Dwarven outposts
« Reply #110 on: April 07, 2012, 02:01:13 pm »
You order the goblin to throw the socks at the head. (still in your language so the dwarf does not understand)
One hits his eye, he drops you and takes it off. "Gah!"
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Re: Death Trap: A goblin's guide to Dwarven outposts
« Reply #111 on: April 07, 2012, 02:07:54 pm »
Get your weapon (or order a goblin to throw you one) and stab him
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Re: Death Trap: A goblin's guide to Dwarven outposts
« Reply #112 on: April 07, 2012, 02:11:13 pm »
Order the rest of the goblins to start pelting the dwarf with socks.
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Re: Death Trap: A goblin's guide to Dwarven outposts
« Reply #113 on: April 07, 2012, 02:15:09 pm »
Quote from: Keff on April 07, 2012, 02:07:54 pm
Get your weapon (or order a goblin to throw you one) and stab him

Preferably in the face or gut. The spine works, too. Though I would suggest having a different goblin actually stab him, and maybe the maksgoblins shoot him.
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Re: Death Trap: A goblin's guide to Dwarven outposts
« Reply #114 on: April 07, 2012, 02:16:29 pm »
You yell for a sharp weapon, a sword is tossed to you. You graze his leg, barely cutting it. (he dodged)
He picks up his helmet and halberd, and wears them. His eyes gleaming with rage as socks continue to be pelted at him.
You grin, he never noticed the poison on the sword.
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Re: Death Trap: A goblin's guide to Dwarven outposts
« Reply #115 on: April 07, 2012, 02:26:15 pm »
Have 1 swordsgoblin to hold him back while the marksgoblins fire at him and the rest retreat
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Re: Death Trap: A goblin's guide to Dwarven outposts
« Reply #116 on: April 07, 2012, 03:00:41 pm »
Dodge!
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Re: Death Trap: A goblin's guide to Dwarven outposts
« Reply #117 on: April 07, 2012, 03:24:28 pm »
Tell the others to drop the socks and get moving away from the dwarf. Fight him only if needed, we can hopefully wait the poison out. Do have the marksgoblins fire, though.
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Quote from: Hanslanda on October 27, 2018, 12:45:27 pm
In any case it would be a battle of critical thinking and I refuse to fight an unarmed individual.
Quote from: JoshuaFH on February 13, 2020, 07:38:07 am
One mustn't stare into the pathos, lest one become Pathos.

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Re: Death Trap: A goblin's guide to Dwarven outposts
« Reply #118 on: April 07, 2012, 03:27:21 pm »
Try to stay out of combat,he should succcumb after a few turns.
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Re: Death Trap: A goblin's guide to Dwarven outposts
« Reply #119 on: April 07, 2012, 03:36:12 pm »
You order the goblins to stay back and fire at him.
He coughs slightly. Suddenly, he looks at his cut with a look of horror on his face. That look of horror changes to a fiery hatred, he is thoroughly enraged.
The goblins back off, trying to keep distance between them and this dwarf.
He charges towards you.
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