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[SkulkingFilth]

So, I was playing my game as usual, melting some gobos, erecting a gigantic obsidian mastaba, pretty standard, when He arrived.


My business with humans has always been normal, standard procedures, no inexplicable and sudden magma flooding or what. Yet He arrived.



I was kind of scared, I didn't let Him in ! For one complete year He roamed aimlessly in the bush, bashing potential ambushes and forces of evil. He destroyed about 80 foes when I eventually opened the traders gate.

Now He is patiently waiting for my leader to address His proposals.
So I have a God in my fortress. Do you ?

[Raikaria]

He's not a god, and humans are more than capable of worshipping demons, and having them as liasions.

What I find amuseing is in his description. After all that threatening stuff:

He is short.

[Girlinhat]

Keep him outside.  You've weaponized a liaison.  +3 Dwarf Points to you, now take them back to your cave and brag of your +3 to your brethren, you Skulking Filth.

[SkulkingFilth]

Keep him outside.  You've weaponized a liaison.  +3 Dwarf Points to you, now take them back to your cave and brag of your +3 to your brethren, you Skulking Filth.

Man, I'm proud ! I'm so gonna tuck them away into my precious ¤rose gold chest¤.

He's not a god, and humans are more than capable of worshipping demons, and having them as liasions.

(let me find this screenshot...here it is)
God He is, it seems. (Although He is short.)

[Teneb]

Keep him outside.  You've weaponized a liaison.  +3 Dwarf Points to you, now take them back to your cave and brag of your +3 to your brethren, you Skulking Filth.

Man, I'm proud ! I'm so gonna tuck them away into my precious ¤rose gold chest¤.

He's not a god, and humans are more than capable of worshipping demons, and having them as liasions.

God He is, it seems.

Demons inmpersonate gods to take over human civs. The humans may consider him a god, but he's just an escaped demon. That does not make him any less dangerous, however.

[catenate]

With those nasty, big, pointy teeth, and a vicious streak a mile wide, you are obviously dealing with the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog.

[SkulkingFilth]

Demons inmpersonate gods to take over human civs. The humans may consider him a god, but he's just an escaped demon. That does not make him any less dangerous, however.

I see...You're right. I read on the wiki that you can ask Them to join your party. But I guess it's in adventurer mode only. Well, I have a friendly Demon protecting my fort. I will think about ways to make this even more awesome. I love this game.

[xcrissxcrossx]

With those nasty, big, pointy teeth, and a vicious streak a mile wide, you are obviously dealing with the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog.

As long as the goblins don't bring the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch with them, your fortress will be well secured.

[nightwhips]

With those nasty, big, pointy teeth, and a vicious streak a mile wide, you are obviously dealing with the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog.

As long as the goblins don't bring the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch with them, your fortress will be well secured.

Thou shalt not count to four!

Five is right out!

[Moddan]

What I find amuseing is in his description. After all that threatening stuff:

He is short.

That's what she said and why he's so mad.

[ASCIt]

With those nasty, big, pointy teeth, and a vicious streak a mile wide, you are obviously dealing with the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog.

As long as the goblins don't bring the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch with them, your fortress will be well secured.

However, the Holy Hand Grenade is in the possession of the humans, who are also at war with goblins and currently ruled by the rabbit, so all is well.

[Blizzlord]

All of you are forgetting something very important. A normal non-short demon is 167 times the size of a dwarf.

This is no normal killer rabbit of Caerbannog, it is a super-sized killer rabbit of Morgoth!

[Elf Lover]

All of you are forgetting something very important. A normal non-short demon is 167 times the size of a dwarf.

This is no normal killer rabbit of Caerbannog, it is a super-sized killer rabbit of Morgoth!

YOU!
SHALL NOT!
MAGMA!!!!

[Blizzlord]

All of you are forgetting something very important. A normal non-short demon is 167 times the size of a dwarf.

This is no normal killer rabbit of Caerbannog, it is a super-sized killer rabbit of Morgoth!

YOU!
SHALL NOT!
MAGMA!!!!

*pulls lever connected to bridge support*

[floundericiousWA]

With those nasty, big, pointy teeth, and a vicious streak a mile wide, you are obviously dealing with the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog.

As long as the goblins don't bring the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch with them, your fortress will be well secured.

However, the Holy Hand Grenade is in the possession of the humans, who are also at war with goblins and currently ruled by the rabbit, so all is well.

As long as you do not look directly at the rabbit.