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[Jarod Cain]

Agreed Slowpoke, we probably hit 11 with the second turn.
-J-

[Chilton]

Chilton-
"I am going to note right now, that this is going to be may be somewhat difficult. I have made this situation to force You to do certain things in ways one wouldnt in a, how shall We say, more Normal Fort.
Of course, it isnt as hard as it could be. But on a scale of 1-10, 10 being Suicide, I estimate this SHOULD be a 7. Or something. If it isnt, Ill damn well make it a 7.
Lastly, be the Awesome Community You already are."

I'd say that part of the op is a bit outdated by now....
(too lazy to edit a proper quoting )

I love this fort, it so needs to be on the Legends page.
-J-

11? I think not! Its only, like, an 8. We are A: Not in a wasteland or glacier. B: Not near a Necromancer. C: Not near an impending Vampire Apocalypse. D: Not at war with everyone.
THEN it would be an 11.

[Shingy]

You know what would be terrible? Abominable smoke cloud sperm whales. Yep.

[slowpokez]

You know what would be terrible? Abominable smoke cloud sperm whales. Yep.

well we might see some of that in the future since we got both a lot of ocean and a lot of smoke

[xczxc]

As a non catapult worshipper, I think we should destroy the cursed thing. Perhaps then, the fort would stop being chased by doom. It's evil, I tell you! But at the current state, I wouldn't let any survivor do the trip to the catapult, too easy to die.

Now important things: did someone use my emergency room? The one with the lever that sealed the entrance? Please say yes...

[Shingy]

Shhh catapult... Don't worry... I won't let anybody hurt you... Don't worry... They are dangerous, they are bad, they want to hurt you, my precious... But don't worry, because soon, they'll die... I'll kill them all... For you... Praise the catapult...
*The rest of the journal's pages are covered by strange schematics and drawings.

@xczxc: Yes, I think that your emergency room has been used, but I can't really remeber, I'm not sure.

[Chilton]

As a non catapult worshipper, I think we should destroy the cursed thing. Perhaps then, the fort would stop being chased by doom. It's evil, I tell you! But at the current state, I wouldn't let any survivor do the trip to the catapult, too easy to die.

Now important things: did someone use my emergency room? The one with the lever that sealed the entrance? Please say yes...

...No. (No, we arent destroying the catapult)

WE WILL ONLY HAVE ONE CHANCE

[Chilton]

Ok.

I cant be bothered taking screenshots right now. Id be taking, like, a million.
Unless something amazing happens.

I dont know where or who our miner is, so im designating a staircase and just hoping it gets done somehow.

I barely know whats going on. I actually dont even know if the people im looking at are the survivors, or just some holed up folks.

This ere diggin aint gonna get done, is it.

DO WE HAVE ANYTHING?!

Fuck it, ill wait for a migration wave.

Vodrilus has become a chained up recruit. How bloody useless.

SOMEONE FUCKING DO SOMETHING!

Oh look, Migrants.

Oh look, an increasing number of corpses.

Is there actually a way into the goddamn fort?

There isnt, is there.
Bloody hell.

I cant even kill us in a fiery charge of doom.
This is horrible.

Brewing a drink? HES BREWING A MOTHER FUCKING DRINK?! I... Im at a loss. I want this one guy to dig a fucking hole, all his labors are disabled except mining, and HE WONT DIG THE FUCKING HOLE. OH MY GOD.

Sarek the Forgotten Beast is enraged. Im fucking enraged. Youre just bitchy, you little shit.
If i didnt have ethics id flood this place with magma.

Fuck it, im unsealing the Fort.

Someone on the surface went stark raving mad.
A Migrant, within seconds.

There, the forts open.

I just realised how pointless that was.

Were fucked, arent we.

Im not even sure what im doing. Theres noone with the tools to do anything, or the will.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWbD2WVLyek
Through our weakness we go stronger!

How the FUCK did that creepy kid get out of the secured off ar... i dont even care.

How was opening the fort a good idea? I wasnt really thinking. Just trying to make SOMETHING happen.
By Armok.

Am I missing something here?

Yes, creepy kid! Tantrum! Go berserk or something. Just fucking do SOMETHING.

A kid is getting drunk in a random room. Im so confused. Is HE one of the safe people who can do work?

The stray cavy boar is missing. Oh no.

I need a break/

[Shingy]

I understand now. IT'S A CONSPIRACY. THAT CAVY BOAR WANTS TO DESTROY THE CATAPULT.
Anyway, really, good luck now since the fort is open. We are sooooo going to die!

[Chilton]

I understand now. IT'S A CONSPIRACY. THAT CAVY BOAR WANTS TO DESTROY THE CATAPULT.
Anyway, really, good luck now since the fort is open. We are sooooo going to die!

Dieing is better than NOTHING HAPPENING AT ALL

[slowpokez]

1.I TOLD YOU A THOUSAND TIMES HOW TO GET MIGRANTS IN!

2.CREEPY KID IS THE ONLY SURVIVOR! HE IS SAFE THOUGH.

3. This I didn't tell you before- the childeren that are wtih Creepy Kid are there to harvest.

If you manage to fck this up I'll...I'll...I'll write a novel dedicated the your extrodianary deeds and your inability to play video games properly. And it willl be of lousy quality!


I guess this still applies-

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Starting to miss the good 'ol days.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Btw Chilton don't forget to turn it into a story-format when your done killing us off. Imagine Markendangels the complete story - From Despair to Demise.

[Chilton]

1.I TOLD YOU A THOUSAND TIMES HOW TO GET MIGRANTS IN!

2.CREEPY KID IS THE ONLY SURVIVOR! HE IS SAFE THOUGH.

3. This I didn't tell you before- the childeren that are wtih Creepy Kid are there to harvest.

If you manage to fck this up I'll...I'll...I'll write a novel dedicated the your extrodianary deeds and your inability to play video games properly. And it willl be of lousy quality!


I guess this still applies-

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Starting to miss the good 'ol days.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Btw Chilton don't forget to turn it into a story-format when your done killing us off. Imagine Markendangels the complete story - From Despair to Demise.

I refuse to believe any of those three things!

...Youre right though. The next chapter wont be quite as sporadic

[Chilton]

Just letting you know im not dead. Its just that 1: I have no idea what to do. And 2: The game is very slow. And i dont want to be an asshole and just wait out the year.

[Vodrilus]

I keep on getting surprised of the slow, slow dying of the fort. It's a lot like gangrene, actually, but with a bit more madness and murder.

And xczxc, yes, I did use the emergency room. It's all in the journal.

[Chilton]

Fuck it, ill wait out the turn. Sorry for the delay, but i was trying to at least do SOMETHING.