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[Chilton]

Well, you nearly got us killed, you didn't kill us, that's good. 

Thank you for adding me in the... errr... magical turn list!
When it will be my turn, I'll try to kill us all not to kill us all! 

Im sure itll all be THERES A BARELY SEALED HOLE TO HELL JUST CUT IT OPEN AND UNLEASH THE DEMONS INTO THE WORLD SO THAT THE ABOMINABLE SMOKE CLOUDS CAN MAKE ZOMBIE DEMONS AND COMPLETELY FUCK OVER WHOEVER THE UNLUCKY SON OF A BITCH IS WHO GETS TO BE THE FIRST MAYOR IN MARKEDANGELS RECLAIMED AAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHfine.

[Shingy]

Of course it will be fine even with one hundred abominable smoke zombies who don't feel pain, that are painful for your ears if you use soundsense that are waiting for migrants to come in the fortress to invade it and rip us apart and feast on our flesh. some little problems.

[Vodrilus]

Did I just read someone suggesting that slowpokez should painstakingly carve a chute through all the rock that separates the demons from the abominable smoke? I'm not sure the smoke would work on the (now heavily depopulated) demons, but it would definitely be a burning hot chunk of !!fun!!... 

[Chilton]

Meh.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdT7QkcFdPk&feature=related

[slowpokez]

Meh.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdT7QkcFdPk&feature=related

All I hear is 450 SPLASH!!!!!!!and I turn off the video.

[Chilton]

Meh.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdT7QkcFdPk&feature=related

All I hear is 450 SPLASH!!!!!!!and I turn off the video.

But You didnt get to the amazing part yet! You blasphemous cur! The idiot who goes 450 splashing gets punished for his idiocy!

[Chilton]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&v=AZKSDE9UO1M&NR=1
Im ready for the Pro Glide Challenge.

[Shingy]

But the question is: are you ready for the Markedangels challenge?

[Chilton]

But the question is: are you ready for the Markedangels challenge?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WGHeQw49ws


...Well, based on my two or three or whatever turns, probably not. But who cares!

[Shingy]

I don't think that anyone will ever be ready for this fortress.
Anyway, who's turn is it? Didn't see an update in some time.

[slowpokez]

I don't think that anyone will ever be ready for this fortress.
Anyway, who's turn is it? Didn't see an update in some time.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YC-psIWT39o

[Shingy]

Ah, it's yours, I thought that you were done!
Sorry sir, please don't throw me in the cloud!

[slowpokez]

Ah, it's yours, I thought that you were done!
Sorry sir, please don't throw me in the cloud!

It's nice to get some fresh active people , when it's just me and Chilton there is just a too big percentage of "wrestling-drama-stuff-that's-fake"

I'll post some important stuff after this but it's the last "update"

Praise the Catapult!

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Markedangels the living of water, the land of despair, the heart of the catapult, the place where your hopes and dreams comes to get crushed.

Another ghost assulted z-baby, this ghost shizz is getting serious.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9We2XsVZfc

The badass calf (Gravelorb) is back, he defeated the +-100 goblin siege and is now fucking with my constructions

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Gonna drop some water on him, let's see how he likes that MAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAhahahah...

Wtf! The last siege  died off literarly like 1 minute ago and now there's another siege? o__O
These guys are pretty determined.

All water on map stopped moving-has something to do with trees growing under- water-looks wierd though.
might help fps?

An orphan turned 12, naturally she's mentally scared due to the hardships of Markedangel's mayhem. Scarredhardship was too long so she's accuratly named just Scarship. Vabok Scarship. Now ya little bastard get working!(RNG)

A cloud of abominable smoke has drifted nearby!
Ok guys, I know that the undead calf and cavy pup were scary as hell but now we got 20 undead whip-gobbos on our hands...If were unlucky we might get a good 40 axe-gobbos too. Also trolls, lots of trolls.

*A while later*

What!? We learned 2 new things here today. First, unconsciousness makes you immune to being smoked and the gobbos retreated...yay...I guess....Today was a day of victory!

Ok, I'm almost done Soon I'll be out of this hell-hole...

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Well, it doesn't matter how much I love shadownights

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- I still don't want him in the fort.
Everyone is drowning in a sea of silk...
We managed to take Shadownights eyes but we can't kill him
Now he runs away with his feet covered in copper picks.
The entire world is covered in webs and vomit...  <----only in Markedangels does this happen.

This bastard is Fucking Immortal!!!

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This is what a semi-skilled dwarf with an candy-axe managed to do to him...

Someone else decided to join the party

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Apparanty Mr.Vutu don't think webs, blood and vomit is good enough so he added some fire to the mix.*Caverns are now on fire*

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I see all my work get crushed right in front of me...
Shadownights isn't only immortal and lethal but also an excellent tactician. At this rate he'll soon have caught us all...
Our fighting force were far superior to start with but his lack of regard for such things as death and fair play has allowed him trap not only my main fighting force but also the others.
As I hear the screams of my comrades echoing through the bloodcovered halls of Markedangels I slowly close the gate behind me. I see their faces before me as I seal the door along with their the fate of those whom I swore to protect...
I've scheemed in the shadows and murdered in the name of justice- all for the sake of abolishing the corruption that was tearing us down from within...

I've fallen to the floor crying in despair and it's not until now that I fully realise that I was destined the become what I despised the moment I reached my desires.

I am the lone survivor...

[Shingy]

This fortress must be cursed (wait, we already know that it is cursed), it always ends in a bloodbath! Oh well, at least you're still alive, so we're not dead yet.
This is the highest concentration of forgotten beasts that I ever saw, and these ones are really dangerous.
ONLY THE CATAPULT CAN SAVE US NOW.
PRAISE THE CATAPULT.

*The rest of the writing is unreadable with pictures of fire and dead dwarves in dwarf blood. The last pages of the book are covered with schematics of the catapult in dwarf blood.

Edit: Oh, thanks! I'm happy to be active, and I'm often here, so as soon as there's a post I answer it.

[Chilton]

I don't think that anyone will ever be ready for this fortress.
Anyway, who's turn is it? Didn't see an update in some time.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YC-psIWT39o

Thats amazing!

...Also, who cares how many survivors there are. Livins livin.

By the way - The Catapult wants Your Blood, and Armok wants the immortal demigod of doom to become a Zombie. Just sayin.