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[slowpokez]

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btw, why do the people of markedangels put their faith in the mysterious catapult?

[Chilton]

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btw, why do the people of markedangels put their faith in the mysterious catapult?

Its better if You dont read into that too much.

[slowpokez]

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btw, why do the people of markedangels put their faith in the mysterious catapult?

Its better if You dont read into that too much.

MarkedAngels has been sieged by undead horrors for years...Dwarves have arrived to reinforce the outpost, dwarves have fallen and joined the unded hoarde. But never has the headcount fallen as low as it is now...beasts from a world before time, the undead masses, and insanity have all drained MarkedAngels of its life... Out of the once "thriving"(it was never very good ) population only a handful are now capable of holding an pick or brewing a drink and as the time of darkness and desperation draws closer the few souls remaining are all working their hardest for the sake of survival! or not...

[Chilton]

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btw, why do the people of markedangels put their faith in the mysterious catapult?

Its better if You dont read into that too much.

MarkedAngels has been sieged by undead horrors for years...Dwarves have arrived to reinforce the outpost, dwarves have fallen and joined the unded hoarde. But never has the headcount fallen as low as it is now...beasts from a world before time, the undead masses, and insanity have all drained MarkedAngels of its life... Out of the once "thriving"(it was never very good ) population only a handful are now capable of holding an pick or brewing a drink and as the time of darkness and desperation draws closer the few souls remaining are all working their hardest for the sake of survival! or not...

Oh Slowpoke.
You know just how to make Me go to bed with happy thoughts

Now, for everyone elses benefit...


This will hopefully be another long update.
I just want My Turn to end.

So it seems a random Dwarf slipped out for the splitsecond the Bridge was down, and He is now trapped outside. Oh well.

Um... Best not to read into how it happened, but I...
Never mind. Im sure its fine.

Sakzul is in the Catapult.

Cuwiwe is stuck in one of Agaks webs.
This is brilliant.

Ok fine. A Bone Doctor is kinda sorta stuck in a hole.
And by Hole, I may or may not mean a hole that I thought was an Up/Down Staircase but which was in fact Channeled down.
Hes unnamed anyway.
I think He has a Pickaxe.

At least We arent being broken down by a winged building destroying Titan or something.
Thats something, right?
Right.

A Ghostly Farmer toppled a Bed.

My Trap Entrance is nearly done.

Break time.

[Yeah]

Ok then. Tis still Timber.
I have less and less patience for this

Im about to start watching Youtube Videos again.

Ok, so I may not have gone into detail about the problem with Ingish.
It scraped another obscure piece of Cavern, and opened it up. I built a floor over the top part of the Entrance as soon as I realised, and as such, no harm was done. But hey, if I never noticed, thered be a big gaping hole from Agak to the Main Fort.
We lost a Pickaxe, yeah.
And We gained nothing from the Mining Project.
But hey!
I cant just sit here doing nothing. I was looking for Metal.
And Ingish is going on an Adventure down there.
And by Adventure, I mean...
Eh...
Hes bum rushing the two Forgotten Beasts down there.
He completely failed, but it was interesting to watch the attempt.
He is, however, abnormally capable of breaking free of Webs.
Also, a Baby named Aban is just jogging around the Maze of the Asylum.
Ok, ok. Still not enough Detail.
Ingish and Cuwiwe are Boxing.
And Agak.
Hes somehow lured Them both in close to Him, by going in, getting webbed, throwing a punch or two, then ducking out.
Ill... Update as it goes on.

Theres also a Child named Thikut hiding in the Caverns.

Something really weird is happening.
Ingish picked up Dalex head, and moved it an inch. Now Him, and Two Other Survivors are stuck in a Web on the same tile as Cuwiwe.

Screw it. To Youtube!

[That was also gonna be the end of an Update]

Alrighty.

Someone named Erib just waltzed in out of the Caverns to join the snuggle.

Its Winter, and incidentally Moonstone.
Whee.

Good News:
Cain III, is once more, in the Catapult.

I just nicknamed the unnamed Mayor Kiltin.
Seems fitting.

I just realised - Literally the entire Coastline is bathed in Blood and Corpses.
The next Overseer can gaze upon it Themself.

A Farmer just traipsed in out of the Caverns down there. How many of Us ARE down there?!

24 Children. 24. Dear Me.

Cuwiwe has had all its Tails torn open and broken by the three dudes beating Him.
An... What. The fuck.
Ok.
Somehow, one of the people...
What is happening.
I need to collect My Thoughts.

Ok.
Ingish and ONE of the people drove Cuwiwe one tile up, and one to the right. SOMEHOW, the third dude is now BEHIND Agak.
He was...
I dont even wanna know.

...Someone just kicked Cuwiwe in the head, causing His Dust to get all over Agak.
Meanwhile, TWO guys are now SOMEHOW BEHIND AGAK, attacking Him, whilst Ingish boxes with Cuwiwe.
This is weird as shit.
Meanwhile, one other guy has moved into the Asylum, somehow bypassing the brawl.

Cuwiwes Spine is broken.

So that one Dwarf who went into the Asylum just strolled past the whole Brawl again, and is now having a nap in the Caverns.

Cuwiwe is trying to flee into the Caverns.
Agak is pinned down.
And Ingish has been found dead, nowere near the fighting, with some engraver named Cilob.
I. Dont. Even. Want. To. Know.

So... Cuwiwe and Agak are boiling to death. In a cloud of Forgotten Beast Extract.

You gotta realise that in the scheme of things, Ingish dug a big huge hole from near the surface to near the magma, then strolled through the caverns and has caused the two most lethal things to ever be within Markedangels to be grievously wounded.
I mean, sure, everyone down there save for one child and a baby are now dea...
And that one Farmer who just charged out of the Caverns and immediately got killed...
*Ahem*
Kabloomy.

So, Agak and Cuwiwe are returning to the Caverns. Obviously realising that theres gotta be something amazing down there.
I sure as hell think there is.

[End Update...]

So..

Cuwiwe and that one Child down there are wrestling in the Caverns.
And They both have broken spines.
So... Theyre just kinda pushing each other.

This is becoming Mortal Tots: Kombat Edition.
That Baby is trying to wrestle with Cuwiwe now.

Id is in the Catapult.

My Entrance is aaaalmost finished.

The Baby choked Cuwiwe for 2 turns.
Amazing.

Um... Cuwiwe... Agak...
Everything down theres dead.
Please dont be Building Destroyers.

It be Opal.

[End Update]

Please let this be the final update.

Catten is in the illustrious Catapult.

MY ENTRANCE IS FINISHED!
Its the one with the Siege Weapons.
The next Overseer can work out how Theyll use it *exactly*.

Speaking of which, is that still You, Vodrilus?

Agak is slowly, slowly ascending toward the sealed off Hallway. Lets... Reinforce the Barriers.

Hes in the sealed Hallway.
Please, PLEASE dont let Him be a Building Destroyer.

Hes just staring at  wall. Its cool.

Agak is wandering North.
Eep.

Hes right. In front. Of the sealed wall.

Fuck it, Ive gotta go to bed.

[slowpokez]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

.

btw, why do the people of markedangels put their faith in the mysterious catapult?

Its better if You dont read into that too much.

MarkedAngels has been sieged by undead horrors for years...Dwarves have arrived to reinforce the outpost, dwarves have fallen and joined the unded hoarde. But never has the headcount fallen as low as it is now...beasts from a world before time, the undead masses, and insanity have all drained MarkedAngels of its life... Out of the once "thriving"(it was never very good ) population only a handful are now capable of holding an pick or brewing a drink and as the time of darkness and desperation draws closer the few souls remaining are all working their hardest for the sake of survival! or not...

Oh Slowpoke.
You know just how to make Me go to bed with happy thoughts

Now, for everyone elses benefit...


This will hopefully be another long update.
I just want My Turn to end.

So it seems a random Dwarf slipped out for the splitsecond the Bridge was down, and He is now trapped outside. Oh well.

Um... Best not to read into how it happened, but I...
Never mind. Im sure its fine.

Sakzul is in the Catapult.

Cuwiwe is stuck in one of Agaks webs.
This is brilliant.

Ok fine. A Bone Doctor is kinda sorta stuck in a hole.
And by Hole, I may or may not mean a hole that I thought was an Up/Down Staircase but which was in fact Channeled down.
Hes unnamed anyway.
I think He has a Pickaxe.

At least We arent being broken down by a winged building destroying Titan or something.
Thats something, right?
Right.

A Ghostly Farmer toppled a Bed.

My Trap Entrance is nearly done.

Break time.

[Yeah]

Ok then. Tis still Timber.
I have less and less patience for this

Im about to start watching Youtube Videos again.

Ok, so I may not have gone into detail about the problem with Ingish.
It scraped another obscure piece of Cavern, and opened it up. I built a floor over the top part of the Entrance as soon as I realised, and as such, no harm was done. But hey, if I never noticed, thered be a big gaping hole from Agak to the Main Fort.
We lost a Pickaxe, yeah.
And We gained nothing from the Mining Project.
But hey!
I cant just sit here doing nothing. I was looking for Metal.
And Ingish is going on an Adventure down there.
And by Adventure, I mean...
Eh...
Hes bum rushing the two Forgotten Beasts down there.
He completely failed, but it was interesting to watch the attempt.
He is, however, abnormally capable of breaking free of Webs.
Also, a Baby named Aban is just jogging around the Maze of the Asylum.
Ok, ok. Still not enough Detail.
Ingish and Cuwiwe are Boxing.
And Agak.
Hes somehow lured Them both in close to Him, by going in, getting webbed, throwing a punch or two, then ducking out.
Ill... Update as it goes on.

Theres also a Child named Thikut hiding in the Caverns.

Something really weird is happening.
Ingish picked up Dalex head, and moved it an inch. Now Him, and Two Other Survivors are stuck in a Web on the same tile as Cuwiwe.

Screw it. To Youtube!

[That was also gonna be the end of an Update]

Alrighty.

Someone named Erib just waltzed in out of the Caverns to join the snuggle.

Its Winter, and incidentally Moonstone.
Whee.

Good News:
Cain III, is once more, in the Catapult.

I just nicknamed the unnamed Mayor Kiltin.
Seems fitting.

I just realised - Literally the entire Coastline is bathed in Blood and Corpses.
The next Overseer can gaze upon it Themself.

A Farmer just traipsed in out of the Caverns down there. How many of Us ARE down there?!

24 Children. 24. Dear Me.

Cuwiwe has had all its Tails torn open and broken by the three dudes beating Him.
An... What. The fuck.
Ok.
Somehow, one of the people...
What is happening.
I need to collect My Thoughts.

Ok.
Ingish and ONE of the people drove Cuwiwe one tile up, and one to the right. SOMEHOW, the third dude is now BEHIND Agak.
He was...
I dont even wanna know.

...Someone just kicked Cuwiwe in the head, causing His Dust to get all over Agak.
Meanwhile, TWO guys are now SOMEHOW BEHIND AGAK, attacking Him, whilst Ingish boxes with Cuwiwe.
This is weird as shit.
Meanwhile, one other guy has moved into the Asylum, somehow bypassing the brawl.

Cuwiwes Spine is broken.

So that one Dwarf who went into the Asylum just strolled past the whole Brawl again, and is now having a nap in the Caverns.

Cuwiwe is trying to flee into the Caverns.
Agak is pinned down.
And Ingish has been found dead, nowere near the fighting, with some engraver named Cilob.
I. Dont. Even. Want. To. Know.

So... Cuwiwe and Agak are boiling to death. In a cloud of Forgotten Beast Extract.

You gotta realise that in the scheme of things, Ingish dug a big huge hole from near the surface to near the magma, then strolled through the caverns and has caused the two most lethal things to ever be within Markedangels to be grievously wounded.
I mean, sure, everyone down there save for one child and a baby are now dea...
And that one Farmer who just charged out of the Caverns and immediately got killed...
*Ahem*
Kabloomy.

So, Agak and Cuwiwe are returning to the Caverns. Obviously realising that theres gotta be something amazing down there.
I sure as hell think there is.

[End Update...]

So..

Cuwiwe and that one Child down there are wrestling in the Caverns.
And They both have broken spines.
So... Theyre just kinda pushing each other.

This is becoming Mortal Tots: Kombat Edition.
That Baby is trying to wrestle with Cuwiwe now.

Id is in the Catapult.
[spoiler]
My Entrance is aaaalmost finished.

The Baby choked Cuwiwe for 2 turns.
Amazing.

Um... Cuwiwe... Agak...
Everything down theres dead.
Please dont be Building Destroyers.

It be Opal.

[End Update]

Please let this be the final update.

Catten is in the illustrious Catapult.

MY ENTRANCE IS FINISHED!
Its the one with the Siege Weapons.
The next Overseer can work out how Theyll use it *exactly*.

Speaking of which, is that still You, Vodrilus?

Agak is slowly, slowly ascending toward the sealed off Hallway. Lets... Reinforce the Barriers.

Hes in the sealed Hallway.
Please, PLEASE dont let Him be a Building Destroyer.

Hes just staring at  wall. Its cool.

Agak is wandering North.
Eep.

Hes right. In front. Of the sealed wall.

Fuck it, Ive gotta go to bed.

 Well gn i guess
Awsome update but if you think that I'll even attempt to illustrate that sh*t you must be crazy o__O

[Chilton]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

.

btw, why do the people of markedangels put their faith in the mysterious catapult?

Its better if You dont read into that too much.

MarkedAngels has been sieged by undead horrors for years...Dwarves have arrived to reinforce the outpost, dwarves have fallen and joined the unded hoarde. But never has the headcount fallen as low as it is now...beasts from a world before time, the undead masses, and insanity have all drained MarkedAngels of its life... Out of the once "thriving"(it was never very good ) population only a handful are now capable of holding an pick or brewing a drink and as the time of darkness and desperation draws closer the few souls remaining are all working their hardest for the sake of survival! or not...

Oh Slowpoke.
You know just how to make Me go to bed with happy thoughts

Now, for everyone elses benefit...


This will hopefully be another long update.
I just want My Turn to end.

So it seems a random Dwarf slipped out for the splitsecond the Bridge was down, and He is now trapped outside. Oh well.

Um... Best not to read into how it happened, but I...
Never mind. Im sure its fine.

Sakzul is in the Catapult.

Cuwiwe is stuck in one of Agaks webs.
This is brilliant.

Ok fine. A Bone Doctor is kinda sorta stuck in a hole.
And by Hole, I may or may not mean a hole that I thought was an Up/Down Staircase but which was in fact Channeled down.
Hes unnamed anyway.
I think He has a Pickaxe.

At least We arent being broken down by a winged building destroying Titan or something.
Thats something, right?
Right.

A Ghostly Farmer toppled a Bed.

My Trap Entrance is nearly done.

Break time.

[Yeah]

Ok then. Tis still Timber.
I have less and less patience for this

Im about to start watching Youtube Videos again.

Ok, so I may not have gone into detail about the problem with Ingish.
It scraped another obscure piece of Cavern, and opened it up. I built a floor over the top part of the Entrance as soon as I realised, and as such, no harm was done. But hey, if I never noticed, thered be a big gaping hole from Agak to the Main Fort.
We lost a Pickaxe, yeah.
And We gained nothing from the Mining Project.
But hey!
I cant just sit here doing nothing. I was looking for Metal.
And Ingish is going on an Adventure down there.
And by Adventure, I mean...
Eh...
Hes bum rushing the two Forgotten Beasts down there.
He completely failed, but it was interesting to watch the attempt.
He is, however, abnormally capable of breaking free of Webs.
Also, a Baby named Aban is just jogging around the Maze of the Asylum.
Ok, ok. Still not enough Detail.
Ingish and Cuwiwe are Boxing.
And Agak.
Hes somehow lured Them both in close to Him, by going in, getting webbed, throwing a punch or two, then ducking out.
Ill... Update as it goes on.

Theres also a Child named Thikut hiding in the Caverns.

Something really weird is happening.
Ingish picked up Dalex head, and moved it an inch. Now Him, and Two Other Survivors are stuck in a Web on the same tile as Cuwiwe.

Screw it. To Youtube!

[That was also gonna be the end of an Update]

Alrighty.

Someone named Erib just waltzed in out of the Caverns to join the snuggle.

Its Winter, and incidentally Moonstone.
Whee.

Good News:
Cain III, is once more, in the Catapult.

I just nicknamed the unnamed Mayor Kiltin.
Seems fitting.

I just realised - Literally the entire Coastline is bathed in Blood and Corpses.
The next Overseer can gaze upon it Themself.

A Farmer just traipsed in out of the Caverns down there. How many of Us ARE down there?!

24 Children. 24. Dear Me.

Cuwiwe has had all its Tails torn open and broken by the three dudes beating Him.
An... What. The fuck.
Ok.
Somehow, one of the people...
What is happening.
I need to collect My Thoughts.

Ok.
Ingish and ONE of the people drove Cuwiwe one tile up, and one to the right. SOMEHOW, the third dude is now BEHIND Agak.
He was...
I dont even wanna know.

...Someone just kicked Cuwiwe in the head, causing His Dust to get all over Agak.
Meanwhile, TWO guys are now SOMEHOW BEHIND AGAK, attacking Him, whilst Ingish boxes with Cuwiwe.
This is weird as shit.
Meanwhile, one other guy has moved into the Asylum, somehow bypassing the brawl.

Cuwiwes Spine is broken.

So that one Dwarf who went into the Asylum just strolled past the whole Brawl again, and is now having a nap in the Caverns.

Cuwiwe is trying to flee into the Caverns.
Agak is pinned down.
And Ingish has been found dead, nowere near the fighting, with some engraver named Cilob.
I. Dont. Even. Want. To. Know.

So... Cuwiwe and Agak are boiling to death. In a cloud of Forgotten Beast Extract.

You gotta realise that in the scheme of things, Ingish dug a big huge hole from near the surface to near the magma, then strolled through the caverns and has caused the two most lethal things to ever be within Markedangels to be grievously wounded.
I mean, sure, everyone down there save for one child and a baby are now dea...
And that one Farmer who just charged out of the Caverns and immediately got killed...
*Ahem*
Kabloomy.

So, Agak and Cuwiwe are returning to the Caverns. Obviously realising that theres gotta be something amazing down there.
I sure as hell think there is.

[End Update...]

So..

Cuwiwe and that one Child down there are wrestling in the Caverns.
And They both have broken spines.
So... Theyre just kinda pushing each other.

This is becoming Mortal Tots: Kombat Edition.
That Baby is trying to wrestle with Cuwiwe now.

Id is in the Catapult.
[spoiler]
My Entrance is aaaalmost finished.

The Baby choked Cuwiwe for 2 turns.
Amazing.

Um... Cuwiwe... Agak...
Everything down theres dead.
Please dont be Building Destroyers.

It be Opal.

[End Update]

Please let this be the final update.

Catten is in the illustrious Catapult.

MY ENTRANCE IS FINISHED!
Its the one with the Siege Weapons.
The next Overseer can work out how Theyll use it *exactly*.

Speaking of which, is that still You, Vodrilus?

Agak is slowly, slowly ascending toward the sealed off Hallway. Lets... Reinforce the Barriers.

Hes in the sealed Hallway.
Please, PLEASE dont let Him be a Building Destroyer.

Hes just staring at  wall. Its cool.

Agak is wandering North.
Eep.

Hes right. In front. Of the sealed wall.

Fuck it, Ive gotta go to bed.

 Well gn i guess
Awsome update but if you think that I'll even attempt to illustrate that sh*t you must be crazy o__O

Because so far, if anything, We have learnt how Sane I am.
I cant wait!

[Felcis]

Do the dwarves get positive thoughts from seeing the sacred catapult? After all it is made out of pretty great parts, since Cain III. is a Master Siege Engineer.

[Chilton]

Do the dwarves get positive thoughts from seeing the sacred catapult? After all it is made out of pretty great parts, since Cain III. is a Master Siege Engineer.

Well, I would presume so. Its a Catapult.

[Chilton]

La de de, da de da, doo doo doo, de da, de da.

I can not wait for the next Overseer to see this mess.

Stukos is giving praise to the Catapult.

538 Corpses line the wake of Markedangels.
69 'Others'.
15 Pets and Livestock.
And 35 Citizens.

The Forgotten Best Nunore has joined the party.
A huge cavy with lidless eyes and a fat bulging trunk.
And it has poison gas.
Welcome to Markedangels!

Cain III is now in the Catapult, presumably commemorating the coming of Numore.

Yo. Next Overseer. Go look expressly at the Shoreline.
You wont regret it.

Agak is still just chillin near the sealed wall. I dont think Hes a building destroyer. Hes just trying to creep us out.

Edem has been taken by a mood.
Good luck and stuff.

He seized a Mechanics Workshop.

Its nearly Obsidian.

Nish is in the Catapult.

Just FYI - When nothings happening, I just kinda pose the Camera over the Catapult and stare at it.

Edem has begun a Mysterious Construction.
At least the people of Markedangels have found something to do other than kill.



It be Obsidian. Im gonna stop now. I have shit to do.

[Chilton]

Sup.

Id was just battered by a ghost.

Edem made a fancy mechanism. Yay.

I cant believe its nearly the end of my turn. Ive nearly become conditioned to this.

Catten is in the Catapult.
CATTEN.
IS.
IN.
THE.
CCCAAATTTAAAPPPUUULLLTTT!!!
THATS IT! TODAY IS TO BE THE GREAT CATAPULT CONGREGATION!
PRAISE BE THE CATAPULT!
RALLY PEOPLE OF MARKEDANGELS!
STAND TALL AND STAND TOGETHER!
BATHED IN BLOOD AND STUNTED WITH WOUNDS, IN THE MIDST OF THE BEASTS FORGOTTEN, WE ARE CHILDREN OF THE CATAPULT!

Psst! Ive gotten so bored waiting for the end of My turn that Im having a Catapult Rally.
Yeah.

Hoist on high, la Catapult.
Catapult, up high!
The zombies, They dont drag Me down,
but They fuck about, le-sigh!

For the hundreds of deaths, over Markedangels Shore.
Salutations.
SALUTATIONS TO THE CATAPULT!
PRAISE THE HOLY CATAPULT!

Its the 28th of Obsidian.
Its nearly.
Over.

Ill let the next Overseer screenie the Congragation.
Of the holy Catapult.
Of Catapultyness.
From the land of De'la Catapulte.
Where everyone eats 'taters.

We should totally build a big Tower, with a Catapult carved out of the inside, viewable only in Stonesense.

ITS GRANITE!
ITS OVER!

When We figure out who the next Overseer is, Ill upload the Save. I remember Vodrilus saying something about doing something, but that was ages ago, so Ill wait for You lot to say something. I need a break from caring
Yo, xczxc. Say something!

[Felcis]

Damn it, I want to see that save! xD
But wow...I never would have guessed that a simple training-catapult would develop into such a sacred cult-item. 

Congratulations for pulling through, despite all odds!
You could tell us who of the named dwarfves is still alive and give us a final status screen, while we are waiting for the next overseer.

[Vodrilus]

I'll be unavailable for a week or two.  I'll be going deeper into the periphery...

But, damn, I want to play this one... Perhaps it's better to go with the original queue (for now, at least )

[slowpokez]

....You could tell us who of the named dwarfves is still alive and give us a final status screen, while we are waiting for the next overseer.

They're all dead unfortunatly...unless Vieto survived his encounter with the web-spinning fb.

[Chilton]

....You could tell us who of the named dwarfves is still alive and give us a final status screen, while we are waiting for the next overseer.

They're all dead unfortunatly...unless Vieto survived his encounter with the web-spinning fb.

Even if He did, theres no fuckin way We're unleashing the 4 Forgotten Beasts chilling down there just to save Him.

Ok, so it isnt Vodrilus.
xczxc isnt reading this.
Im gonna send Bluesproto a message, and if xczxc doesnt chime in soon, Ill give it to Him.

[Chilton]

At this rate, Ill give it 24-48 hours before I improvise, and offer Slowpoke the turn. Maybe 72. Time will tell.