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[ninjanomnom]

Has chilton decided the great darkness = demons? Cause if so, thats true.

EDIT: Mother's fate is unknown, left that to be something revealed later maybe.

EDIT2: I built the entire story around the elves becoming prisoners and having to chop down trees btw

[slowpokez]

Has chilton decided the great darkness = demons? Cause if so, thats true.

EDIT: Mother's fate is unknown, left that to be something revealed later maybe.

EDIT2: I built the entire story around the elves becoming prisoners and having to chop down trees btw

1 Well, he never said it was demons but the story so far has been hinting towards it quite often.

2.Just assumed that since she was not around.

3.Excellent. All stories should be based on the harming of the elven race.

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Off this topic:
What do the rest of the slowpoke-club think of letting T-kid join? Yay or nay?!

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Even more off topic

Anyone playing tribes ascend?
It's a really cool free to play "fps" and require a huge amount of skill.(Ever tried hitting a dude with jetpack moving 200 kmph)
Otherwise try it out some time   
https://account.hirezstudios.com/tribesascend/?referral=216162

[ninjanomnom]

Whats funny is dwarves who worship stone love to mine and reshape it wheras elves hate you if you do the same to wood.

Yet THEY still shape wood which they most likely cut down.

EDIT: I for one dont plan on joining the slowpoke club and i hope to finish my turn in a day or two.
        Posting updates might make it take longer though.

EDIT2: Tribes is an awesome game, i played it during closed beta a lot. Play a bit still now.

[slowpokez]

Whats funny is dwarves who worship stone love to mine and reshape it wheras elves hate you if you do the same to wood.

Yet THEY still shape wood which they most likely cut down.

They don't cut the trees down!
Everytime a cute animal such a bunnie or a kitten is killed by dwarves, goblins and the like the elves literally shit logs.
This comes from a certified source.

[ninjanomnom]

That is the best explanation for elves obsession over wood that i have ever seen.
But how did the wood get up there in the first place?

EDIT: When does chilton get on? I want to hear his critique over the story.

[slowpokez]

To shit brix you eat cement.
To shit logs you eat....uhhm...seeds and mud and stuff i guess...and then... To be completly honest I don't really know what vegetarians eat. All I know is that my food shits on their food.

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To make it even more complicated the elves are cannibals.

[ninjanomnom]

So aparently sentient beings count as vegetables.

EDIT: We are derailing we should get back to topic :/

[slowpokez]

So aparently sentient beings count as vegetables.

They are afterall "one with nature"! OHHH YEEAAA!
I'm sorry it's getting late...

And I believe it would only be fitting to bring back one of this threads classic pics.

[slowpokez]

So aparently sentient beings count as vegetables.

EDIT: We are derailing we should get back to topic :/

Well, last time I derailed this Chillton was pretty "Chill" with it

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Its My Thread, I can damn well derail it!

...But lets stop now. Instead of derailing, Ill just post another Chapter.

[ninjanomnom]

Gonna wait it out till chilton gets back, gotta do some school tests anyways.
State assesments :/

[ninjanomnom]

Finished testing now, would be nice for some updates on the fortress.

[Chilton]

Has chilton decided the great darkness = demons? Cause if so, thats true.

EDIT: Mother's fate is unknown, left that to be something revealed later maybe.

EDIT2: I built the entire story around the elves becoming prisoners and having to chop down trees btw

They are not Demons

And derail like nobodies business, so long as it isnt something stupid.
The current discussion is fine.
If there were, like, regular updates going up, then thats be a different story. But while We wait for Twangykid, I posted a link to Professional Wrestling. That should tell You how much I care about derailing

So aparently sentient beings count as vegetables.

EDIT: We are derailing we should get back to topic :/

Elves count as Vegetables, based on that picture.

[Chilton]

In fact, Im gonna do it twice more.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGg_flEQC4o&list=WLEAB784316E1B7788&index=139&feature=plpp_video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11_hUcFZDIE&list=WLEAB784316E1B7788&index=141&feature=plpp_video

There we go.

[Twangykid]

...Tempted to sacrifice a dwarf to dig a tunnel from the surface to HFS. But that would be a terrible idea.

_{only 1 pick :<}

Also, curse real life friends! They have delayed my post! I'll play now, I SWEAR. OPENING PAINT AND DWARF FORTRESS RIGHT THE FUCK NOW.

[Twangykid]

Everything seems to go so slowly here. Like, a lazy overseer.

Yeah, good luck with that. You'd think that after the last 100 didn't return, maybe they'd stop.
Oi, Vieto! We need our mechanic you lazy sod!

I told some random in the hallways to start fishing. I think he was a miller, so he looked confused.

Holy shit, they ARE KILLABLE! WE HAVE HOPE YET.

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_{Forgot to crop lol}
Hell hath no fury like a donkey scorned.

Decided on some exploratary mining.

Fuck. This. We NEED an anvil. The only way to get an anvil would be a trader. Ergo, we NEED to get traders in. This could be a dangerous endeavor, and I sure as hell don't want to be the cause of the end of Markedangels. But this MUST be done.
Not using the old trade depot because it's inaccessable atm.



Using a raising bridge and a retractable bridge over a downward slope, I have set it so that one lever opens the outer entrance, while sealing the inner entrance, which covers a channel, meaning instead of a downward slope, it becomes a floor.
This means that when we open the outer bridge to let the caravan/immigrants in, they enter into a sealable area. Seeing as how it's winter now though, we won't be seeing any caravans this year, and I plan on ditching the job to someone else by the end.
lever goes here

All this overseer-ing makes me tired. I'll just take a nap...
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Shortest, yet probably the most productive of my turns so far. However, I must bed now. Got school tomorrow an' all.