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[Brewster]

Ugh winter, it's cold and long. Vieto thought it a good idea to install a hatch over the front opening linked so we can open and close the entrance when caravans or migrants come. Fully proceeding in my militia training I gave the approval.

Moments later all I hear is screaming and crying. "What on Armok's bloody earth..." I stormed upstairs and found a mess of citizens and zombies, both scared of each other. The zombies just wanting to eat something besides damn fish and the citizens wanting to go pick up the remaining socks of the elfs.

I sent the miltia in to scare the zombies backwards and to un-install the damn hatch. TwangyKid ran out and with no regards to his own safety pushed the zombies back outside. Unfortunately he did not get the memo to come back in the damn fort, he continued to chase the zombies all around the outside. Days past and we heard no word from him.

I'm soooo sorry!

5 Opal 252

There are a good number of people hurt around here I've started to notice. I find a random dwarf in the hallways and make him honorary doctor.


11 Opal 252

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We don't have enough rock crap laying around here as it is. 


Our paper pusher has been missing - no wonder shits everywhere... guess we need another one
With my normal nomination fashion I find a random dude drinking and tell him to sit down and start counting.


21 Opal 252

I checked this one is NOT mine

24 Opal 252

Congrats xczxc! (no mine either)

4 Obsidian 242

Congrats Felecia! (no mine 3 for 3!)

5 Obsidian 242
Today I present my final gift to the fortress!

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14 Obsidian 242
The final thing I do before I relinquish my leadership. I can not handle another year of this place. I just want to quietly train the militia. I do believe we took a baby step forward from when I first started to lead this misfits.


http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=5909

[Brewster]

put me down for another turn - if it even lasts that long gah! whatamess

[Chilton]

put me down for another turn - if it even lasts that long gah! whatamess

Nicely done!
And done.

Also, Your Emoticon was delicious

Now lets see what I can get up to do to help these poor Dwarves!

[Chilton]

Spring


I have been given back the role of Leader.
I am glad to be back here - Ive had ideas, for how I can help these Dwarves.
Maybe then, the dead will cease to despise Me.


Construction is underway.
I have alot of work to do.
And Im beginning to see some better ways certain things could be used, and handled.


A Soldier has become attached to a Shield. How cute.
(Nothing really photo worthy yet)



Hi Abominable Smoke.
So nice of You to drop by.
COME ON, SOMETHING EVENTFUL HAPPEN, DAMMIT! I REFUSE TO SPEND A YEAR BUILDING!
Im trying to build Magma Forges, but We lack Anvils. Dammit, Brewster.
And I think a fucking child just stole My Glove. Im getting sick and tired of this nonsense.



Hehe.

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Many dead line this Waterfront. Its a shame.



FINALLY, something intere... Wait, I really shouldnt be excited about this. Snow cant be too dangerous, right?

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Ooh. Brewster.

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Youll be right.
And to think, We called the Snow Monster harmless.
...Wait, do We have a Hospital?



We heard screams and noises from the Surface. I am unsure what it was, but We arent finding out.
Also, Brewster has become attached to His Shield.



GalenEvil has taken a fey mood. Lets see what comes of this...
Whatever it is, it pertains a Carpenters Workshop.



Oh wow. Sorry friend.

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The screams rage on outside, but who cares! GalenEvil has shown us how creative He isnt!

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This is to be the Executives Hall.

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It shall serve as the Office of all Nobles, and the Throne Room, and a Prison. Or something.



Ok. Major decision here.
Theres a huge amount of Migrants outside, who have evaded the Enemy for now.
I am going to rally a Militia, and try to let them inside.
Here goes...



This. Was a TERRIBLE IDEA. No sooner did the doors open, than a huge wave of Zombies come out of nowere. They must have been in the Water, hidden under a wave or something, because I checked thoroughly. The wall is being sealed, ASAP!

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Theres a War goin on out there.

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Cain is trapped outside, as well as Bembul the Private and, Her Baby.
This is a tragedy, but They are still out there in force, and another smoke cloud has come already.



Armok protect us, this is insane.

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This is just getting more hectic. Not only have MORE Undead come down from sleeping up North, but...

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Ok. Im sorry I complained about this being uneventful.
In the midst of this, someone gave birth inside!
Dwarf Therapist Report says theres 33 Dwarves out there. There was about twice that when it arrived. Dear Me.



I need a rest.

[End of Spring]



I think its going... Good! Totally.
Also, sorry about not cropping the images. Its 1am and Im lazy dammit!

[Vieto]

So today, we discovered the magma lake. I took on look at it, and thought: "It will do." I am currently planning on how to get it to the surface. To start, I am going to need a lot more mechanisms. There is only one way to purge the surface of those zombies, and that is with fire!

[slowpokez]

Vieto-Darn can't belive I got away with magma-flooding an entire settlement...These dwarves don't suspect a thing, heh heh heh. They even gave me an important Engieneering job, hah. Well, now I have to do something impressive, hmm...*looks around in the fort*
AHA! The fort doesn't have an open entrence. Vieto you brilliant bastard this is your time to shine!
*goes and gets some hatches*

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...looks as if I've screwed up again...
*the fort is in chaos as the limbless monsters crawl in through the tunnel*

[slowpokez]

also Chillton you've been forever banned from joining the slowpoke-club. What is kind of bs is this, updating faster then I can reply to previous posts!

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Jk, Jk

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 But seriously, you're still banned.

[Chilton]

also Chillton you've been forever banned from joining the slowpoke-club. What is kind of bs is this, updating faster then I can reply to previous posts!

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Jk, Jk

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 But seriously, you're still banned.

Aw Yeah?
Well maybe Ill decide to use You as My new Scout, who shall explore all future Caverns before anyone ventures down there!

GRR!

[slowpokez]

also Chillton you've been forever banned from joining the slowpoke-club. What is kind of bs is this, updating faster then I can reply to previous posts!

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Jk, Jk

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 But seriously, you're still banned.

Aw Yeah?
Well maybe Ill decide to use You as My new Scout, who shall explore all future Caverns before anyone ventures down there!

GRR!

That would be the slowest scouting ever...   -____-'
-What did you see down there?
-uhh, the entrence looked nice but as I was going in I decided it was time for a break...and a nap...and after that I'm probably hungry...and...

[Chilton]

also Chillton you've been forever banned from joining the slowpoke-club. What is kind of bs is this, updating faster then I can reply to previous posts!

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Jk, Jk

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 But seriously, you're still banned.

Aw Yeah?
Well maybe Ill decide to use You as My new Scout, who shall explore all future Caverns before anyone ventures down there!

GRR!

That would be the slowest scouting ever...   -____-'
-What did you see down there?
-uhh, the entrence looked nice but as I was going in I decided it was time for a break...and a nap...and after that I'm probably hungry...and...

Well, itd only end one of two ways

1: Slowpokez has been missing for a Month!
Chilton: "Meh. Guess Hes retired down there. Best not to disturb."

2: Slowpokez: "They sealed Me in! AND IM TOO LAZY TO JUST REMOVE THE WALL!"
Chilton: "Lemme know when Youre done exploring!
--Its an Oxymoron--

[slowpokez]

*exhausted dwarf comes running into the dining-hall*
Urist McDwarf-I saw a moster, more terrifying then anything I've ever seen before a-
Brewster-Hmm, can you give me a discription?
Urist McDwarf-It was a enourmous, it had wings and four legs.
Brewster-Hmm...
Urist McDorf-and it was made of snow

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Brewster-B*tch please, I got this. Snow... Bwahahaha

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and then he broke his ribs and legs

[Brewster]

"Whelp, we need a hospital boys."
"Place him over in the hospital corner"

"stupid snowman..."

[Twangykid]

Well, maybe i should of listened to the order to retreat.

[Chilton]

To Brewster - I think Youll recover

To TwanyKid - Your Corpse is under a tree, and is right in line of where the smoke clouds tend to go. So yay!

[Brewster]

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Makes me laugh every-time. Awesome