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[slowpokez]

Wait, wait, wait... So... I'm a... she?

Surely that would explain why I had travelled to such a place. Certain times a month you only want to go crushing zombies until you can't even stand 

PS: If anyone minds, my exams are going pretty well.

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And sry, bluesproto for saying ur name wrong sooo many times

I think that the problem is that I misspelt ur name But I'm sure Brewster can fix it.

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I'm also glad to hear that you're doing good in your studies , I had a large english test today and for some reason I managed to put together the scentence "I am bath" in the middle of a 2 pages otherwise correct text...what?

[Bluesproto]

Maybe I'm... two people at a time? That would be fucking great XD I'm already having ideas about that for storytelling!

And about that English test... Well, those things happen. I remember when I took my PET exams and in on the writing part, in an essay about the internet i wrote "persons" instead of people. I'll never forget that.

[slowpokez]

Maybe I'm... two people at a time? That would be fucking great XD I'm already having ideas about that for storytelling!

And about that English test... Well, those things happen. I remember when I took my PET exams and in on the writing part, in an essay about the internet i wrote "persons" instead of people. I'll never forget that.

Well...

People≈Persons

I am bath=You might be retarded...

[Brewster]

There ARE two Blues within this fort.... awkward.

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And HIS kills are

I'll play more tonight and post tonight, sorry I had to work.

[Chilton]

So 34.02 will not work?

OK thanks. Also, does it matter what exact version the game is? I am currently running 0.34.02. I hope that'll work, otherwise I'll have to redownload.

Its currently on 0.34.05.

But Im sure over however many Weeks itll be before Your Turn, Youll manage to Update it for, well, by then probably .07 or something.
Tis an Up-to-Date Fort.

Probably not.

There ARE two Blues within this fort.... awkward.

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And HIS kills are

I'll play more tonight and post tonight, sorry I had to work.

How did this happen to us!

[Brewster]

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28 Hematite 252
I was pissed today. So I meditated and looked at my inner feelings.

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ooo..... right my kid died, we punched him dead. and that damn wine! That's all we drink!!

8 Malachite 252
Heard the pitter-patter of little feet today. Someone actually had time to pop a baby out.


16 Malachite 252

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Me and the guys went down with our wooden sticks to explore the new find! It sure was gloomy and dead. No water, plants, or trees.


18 Malachite 252
Gremlin!!

Twangykid had some fun with it, finishing it off by smashing its face in.

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I had the stills start brewing out different drinks! Finally... beer.

We've been hearing some grunts in the cave. I slow creep-ed over and saw a monster!

Lucky, it left us be.

25 Malachite 252

Again the screaming and the running around happens. We tell them to hide in our entrance cave but they don't all make it.


A cloud hits and takes out more then half the migrants. Whelp.. who needs them.



One of the tailors got an a mood. I keep a careful eye this time.

"Give it to Chilton!" I suggest.

[Chilton]

Yay! New Shoes!

[Vieto]

Not the bunny! Why did the bunny have to become an abominable smoke zombie! WHY!

[Chilton]

I think its about time for another one of these.

Chapter 2: Mercantile

This is the Story of Our Prisoners.
In 1052, the Halls were Carved, and the Histories were Written, of the Clear Demons.
The First Sacrifice was Vabok Girderraw, who saw Herself above the Tyrant.
Force Cleansed Her Mind In The Halls, And She Was Broken.
The Second Sacrifice was Minkot Claspblizzard, who saw Herself above Me.
Water Washed Her Body In The Caverns, And She Was Purified.
The Third Sacrifice who sought My Hate was Olin Strifeulboot.
Magma Repeled Her Wickedness In The Deep, And She Was Melted.
The Fourth Sacrifice who dared oppose Me was Risen Granitevirtue.
Dry Were His Lungs As He Lay In That Small Dark Room, And He Was Repentant.
The Fifth Sacrifice was the Liason Ashtan Raspedhatchets, whos Indoctrinated Guardians sought to belittle Me.
Loud Were Her Screams As She Was Gutted And Bled In The Dungeon.
The Sixth Sacrifice was Ral Bellrouts, who dared to gaze upon My Throne.
Empty Was His Belly In The Workshop He Perished In.
The Seventh Sacrifice was the Trader Sezet Feralfills, who was caught within the gaze of My Rage.
Under My Hammer She Was Beaten And Torn, And With An Axe She Was Dispatched.
The Eighth Sacrifice was Zasit Poststrap, who was chosen to be culled, so as to slow Breeding.
She Was Impaled Upon A Spike, And Left For Display Until She Was Rotten.
The Ninth Sacrifce was Mebzuth Floorrushed, My Wife, who dared to disobey My Whim.
She Was Sealed Within The Wall Of The Workshops, Where She Paid The Price.
The Tenth Sacrifice was Fikod Libadadil, who died for My Pleasure.
She Was Thrown Unto A Burning Bush, To Die Slowly And Painfully.
The Eleventh Sacrifice was Stodir Naturetrades, My Daughter, who ceased to hold Me in high regard.
She Was Bled Out Upon The Great Altar Of Iwethi.
The Twelth Sacrifice was Avuz Playgolds, who was sent to live in a Pasture with the Animals, to be their Feed.
The Thirteenth was Inigish Nogzaneg, Who Was Cooked With Boiling Water.
The Fourteenth was Goden Silverbridge, who was Suffocated for My Viewing Pleasure.
The Fifteenth was Adil Lanterntall, who was Crushed beneath a Stone Bridge.
The Sixteenth was Doren Roareddikes, who was dropped from the Walls into the Dry Moat, to die, screaming in agony.
The Seventeenth was the Hysterical Bitch Whore Ezum Omenstaff, who was beaten to death by our Warriors.
The Eighteenth was Sibrek Morulimesh, who took too long building My Bed. He was Sealed in His Workshop.
The Ninteenth was Dumed Tosidalis, who was locked within the Great Maze.
The Twentieth was Stinthad Bufutilral, who was thrown to the Captive Animals.
The Twentyfirst was Domas Kogantimnar, who was thrown in a Hole, to have Garbage Dumped upon His Wretched Mass for all time.
The Twentysecond was Kol Ledegen, who was thrown into the Hole of Domas Kogantimnar, for This Man was also Trash.
The Twentythird was the useless fucking whore Kel Knotink, who became incapable of doing Her Duty - And so She was disposed of.
The Twentyfourth was Zulban Tulunbecor, who was buried in Dirt.
The Twentyfifth was Libash Momuzamkol, who was disciplined by means of stoning.
The Twentysixth was the Prisoner Rimtar Defelkudust, who was never allowed to be Unrestrained.
The Twentyseventh was Kubuk Tiristkakdal, who faced a Firing Squad of Arrows.
The Twentyeighth was Kib Ilromuzol, who tested the efficiency of our Ballista.
The Twentyninth was Lokum Zuntirzursul, who was used to test the Aim of the Catapult.
The Thirtieth was Urist Idenusan, who was given the means to commit suicide.
The Thirtyfirst was Risen Lolokicum, who was locked in a Mine to be caved in.
The Thirtysecond was Vabok Thobnar, who learnt the Explosiveness of His Alchohols.
The Thirtythird was Ral Bellrouts, who was used in the Creation of a Necklace.
The Thirtyfourth was Eshtan Blazecoal.
The Thirtyfifth was Id Praisedgilt.
The Thirtysixth was Pabat Rampartdwelling.
And So My Will Was Known, And MY Determination Clear.
And it seemed that with every day, less and less of them came.
I was making this place the Epicenter of Our People. Fear struck the very minds of those who heard uttered the name of this place.


Notes:
Not quite into the full fledged Story yet, but should You so choose, the Migrants can have come from the Mainland, and speak of Atrocities They heard of being committed in the Prison at Colorbridge, and that Their Ruler was running some kind of Cult. But that They dont know any more, as thats the only News that reached Them.

The next Chapter is when it becomes more about telling Chiltons Story than speaking of His Fort and Deeds. But these 0-1-2 Chapters were necessary to set the scene.

[Chilton]

Not the bunny! Why did the bunny have to become an abominable smoke zombie! WHY!

Because the Smoke is Horror, given form

EDIT: You know, to this day, I argue that DF is the most terrifying Survival Horror Game ever made.

[Vieto]

Not the bunny! Why did the bunny have to become an abominable smoke zombie! WHY!

Because the Smoke is Horror, given form

EDIT: You know, to this day, I argue that DF is the most terrifying Survival Horror Game ever made.

Yeah.

I really hope we get a vampire soon, so we can send him outside to do our dirty work.

[Chilton]

Not the bunny! Why did the bunny have to become an abominable smoke zombie! WHY!

Because the Smoke is Horror, given form

EDIT: You know, to this day, I argue that DF is the most terrifying Survival Horror Game ever made.

Yeah.

I really hope we get a vampire soon, so we can send him outside to do our dirty work.

You just gave Me a thought.

**Drunk Berserk Vampire Dwarf**

[Jarod Cain]

I'll take a dwarf, unfortuantely I don't have the time right now to actually play a year. You can name them Cain.
-J-

[Brewster]

I'll take a dwarf, unfortuantely I don't have the time right now to actually play a year. You can name them Cain.
-J-

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A fine trap? I didn't put any traps out, did you slowpoke?

[Chilton]

I'll take a dwarf, unfortuantely I don't have the time right now to actually play a year. You can name them Cain.
-J-

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A fine trap? I didn't put any traps out, did you slowpoke?

WHY DOESNT IT HAVE A BEARD.
PUT THE BEAST DOWN! BUTCHER IT!

...Well, dont. But hey!