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[slowpokez]

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3 Felsite 252
One of the new rangers got into what people are calling a mood.


13 Felsite 252
Elfs came today. Bahaha... stupid elfs.

They quickly died to the zombie wrestlers.

7 Hematite 252
One dwarf was caught outside lived quite awhile. He lived off the deaf elf wares. The booze and berries sustained him a long time. I shouted at him to pick up the wooden weapons and armor and fight the zombies. I personally wanted to see how strong the zombies were.

He didn't last long... this will be a hard battle. Some whispers of magma have reached my ears. Where do these fools think magma is at? We've not come close to seeing any.

13 Hematite 252
A crap! Forgot about that fool with his mood. I walk up to him and he has a rock and is yelling about skeletons... guess he wants bone material.

I order Chilton to kill our only animal.


16 Hematite 252

Poor Chilton can't catch a break.

18 Hematite 252
BATTLE!
I spot a giant olm running around underground. I take hold of my trust spear and attack!



I'm doing fine but backup comes, so I let them join to gain some skills on live targets.


"A shit, Chilton! Did you not slaughter that livestock?" I screamed as words of an insane dwarf come to me as I play with a very upset olm.


The olm was strong and our wooden spears are weak! Blood filled the cavern dwarf and olm alike. While upstairs two ranger recruits try to calm the insane dwarf down.


Guess dwarfs only know one why to calm a dwarf down. The two recruits come down to help with the olm too.


I see great potential in this dwarf!


Olm burgers tonight boys!!!

That serves 'em tree-lovin elves right
Lold at the fact that it's still Chillton that has to do all the work even after all the migrants arrived
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(10 dwarves sitting 'round the table talking)
Brewster- Ok, so a dorf has got a mood and we need bones...what do we do?
Chef- We kill the raindeer!
Brewster- Ok, who's gonna do the work?
...
...
...
Everyone- Chilton!
Brewster-Well, that's all, meeting's closed.
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16 Hematite 252

Poor Chilton can't catch a break.

Chilton, why you aint' got no shoes on?
Ghost took 'em, next time it'll be the pants...sigh

So did I get this right?
Chilton is fckn round with his ghost while noone slaughters the raindeer...the dorf goes insane and Brewsters asslicker "favorite recruit" punches his brains out?
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(back at the meeting table)
Brewster-Ok, Chilton failed and the ranger went insane. What now?
Blue-We could try to calm him down.
Brewster-Aye, Zulban go calm him down.
Zulban-On my way.
*the sound of bones breaking*
Zulban-He calmed down now
Brewster-Great, that's all, meeting's closed.



Edit:All you australians updating on regular work hours and celebrating christmas in the summer is pissing me off! jk jk
Also someone should be dorfed as Zulban?

[Chilton]

Edit:All you australians updating on regular work hours and celebrating christmas in the summer is pissing me off! jk jk
Also someone should be dorfed as Zulban?

Well, I dont know what time it is there, but here its 20 past Midnight

Zulban will make a good Dorf. But We shouldnt let someone specifically ask for Him - Itd be a bit unawesome, since He may amount to great deeds, and as a result, itd be a bit predictable for someone to say "I wanna be the new found killing machine who will ultimately be awesome!". That said, Ill leave it up to Brewster. That was just a thought, not an instructive

[slowpokez]

Oh, and btw I didn't comment on your backstory now 'cause I don't really know what to make of it

[Chilton]

Oh, and btw I didn't comment on your backstory now 'cause I don't really know what to make of it

Thats only the Introduction.

Chapter 0 is a preface, Chapter 1 is setting the scene.
It basically just tells You of how Chilton was the Ruler of a Prison in the Hills, and His Plans for it.
There are 14 Chapters, and almost all of them are so long I may need to split them into two Chapters instead of one for the Post Length.

Im tempted to go right onto Chapter 2 now, rather than in about 6 hours, so as not to just leave it on the Intro.

[slowpokez]

Oh, and btw I didn't comment on your backstory now 'cause I don't really know what to make of it

Thats only the Introduction.

Chapter 0 is a preface, Chapter 1 is setting the scene.
It basically just tells You of how Chilton was the Ruler of a Prison in the Hills, and His Plans for it.
There are 14 Chapters, and almost all of them are so long I may need to split them into two Chapters instead of one for the Post Length.

Im tempted to go right onto Chapter 2 now, rather than in about 6 hours, so as not to just leave it on the Intro.

Forteen chapters...damn

[Chilton]

Oh, and btw I didn't comment on your backstory now 'cause I don't really know what to make of it

Thats only the Introduction.

Chapter 0 is a preface, Chapter 1 is setting the scene.
It basically just tells You of how Chilton was the Ruler of a Prison in the Hills, and His Plans for it.
There are 14 Chapters, and almost all of them are so long I may need to split them into two Chapters instead of one for the Post Length.

Im tempted to go right onto Chapter 2 now, rather than in about 6 hours, so as not to just leave it on the Intro.

Forteen chapters...damn

Well once I got started, I just started storytelling, and got right into it

[slowpokez]

A quick representation of how fast this succession game develops.

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Also what's the name of Brewster kid?

[TheWetSheep]

Give me a turn and a dorf please. Preferably the dorf would be a weapon- or armor-smith, but it doesn't matter that much. What's the dwarf count at?

[Chilton]

Give me a turn and a dorf please. Preferably the dorf would be a weapon- or armor-smith, but it doesn't matter that much. What's the dwarf count at?

Done and Done.
Now if Youll excuse Me, I have Work to do.
Evil Plots dont make Themselves, You know.

[TheWetSheep]

Thanks. I will only be able to do my turn on a weekend, if that's not too much trouble.

[Chilton]

Thanks. I will only be able to do my turn on a weekend, if that's not too much trouble.

Well, when it comes around to that part of the List, if its the start of the week or something contrarily silly, Im sure We will amuse Ourselves until the Weekend.

[TheWetSheep]

OK thanks. Also, does it matter what exact version the game is? I am currently running 0.34.02. I hope that'll work, otherwise I'll have to redownload.

[Chilton]

OK thanks. Also, does it matter what exact version the game is? I am currently running 0.34.02. I hope that'll work, otherwise I'll have to redownload.

Its currently on 0.34.05.

But Im sure over however many Weeks itll be before Your Turn, Youll manage to Update it for, well, by then probably .07 or something.
Tis an Up-to-Date Fort.

[TheWetSheep]

So 34.02 will not work?

OK thanks. Also, does it matter what exact version the game is? I am currently running 0.34.02. I hope that'll work, otherwise I'll have to redownload.

Its currently on 0.34.05.

But Im sure over however many Weeks itll be before Your Turn, Youll manage to Update it for, well, by then probably .07 or something.
Tis an Up-to-Date Fort.

[Bluesproto]

Wait, wait, wait... So... I'm a... she?

Surely that would explain why I had travelled to such a place. Certain times a month you only want to go crushing zombies until you can't even stand 

PS: If anyone minds, my exams are going pretty well.