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[slowpokez]

Gr8 update(even though chilton fckd up some )
Shame marc had to die  ...Well it was "fun" as long as it lasted


I'll be busy another 5 weeks or so but after that I'll try to contribute some more Meanwhile keep an eye on Chilton so he doesn't fuck shit up "too bad".

[Felcis]

Why is there a Catapult facing a wall in an otherwise empty room.
Why is there a small hole in front of the Catapult.

Just saw this.
It is just for training purposes. The stones from the catapults will hit the wall and fall down one z-layer, unharmed. That way Cain can practice his siege operating without wasting stones and running long ways to get more ammo. And MAYBE he can do something useful with that skill one day...


@slowpokez: Gawd, I love that engraving of yours...

[ninjanomnom]

I don't think a catapult will ever be usefull seeing as how to use it you need access to the surface :/

[slowpokez]

@slowpokez: Gawd, I love that engraving of yours...

I appreciate your appreciation

[Brewster]

@slowpokez: Gawd, I love that engraving of yours...

I appreciate your appreciation

WTF is the Slowpoke in that picture?!?!

[Brewster]

oh you dirty SOB I see it now... my monitor brightness is too brightness'ed

[Chilton]

What even killed Twangy? Do the merchants themselves have weapons and combat skills or did the animals kick him?

He was killed by the Merchants Captain of the Guard.

Gr8 update(even though chilton fckd up some )

How did I fuck up? WE NOW HAVE AN ENTIRE CARAVAN FULL OF GOODS. At the expense of 2 people. And supposedly, We can get Migrants now

I don't think a catapult will ever be usefull seeing as how to use it you need access to the surface :/

No...
No You dont.
You could make a Hallway Of Doom, with Ballistas and Catapults at one end, and an entrance on the other.
Of course, itd get us bloody murdered. But its doable.

[Twangykid]

Every reincarnation of Twangy is a useless, suicidal, crossbow obsessed horrible excuse for a dwarf.
_{Don't redwarf me, 3 is enough >_>}

Oh, and a simpler way to get the whole caravan (although it IS cheating, so I would not suggest anyone here does it) is just deconstruct the depot, all their stuff falls to the ground and becomes yours for the measly price of a trade depot.

[Chilton]

Every reincarnation of Twangy is a useless, suicidal, crossbow obsessed horrible excuse for a dwarf.
_{Don't redwarf me, 3 is enough >_>}

Oh, and a simpler way to get the whole caravan (although it IS cheating, so I would not suggest anyone here does it) is just deconstruct the depot, all their stuff falls to the ground and becomes yours for the measly price of a trade depot.

You know what the simpler way to survive is? Seal off the surface, build a picture perfect isolated farm world with like 3 Dwarves living in it, and stare at the screen doing nothing forever.

You know what the !!FUN!! way to survive is?

[CognitiveDissonance]

Every reincarnation of Twangy is a useless, suicidal, crossbow obsessed horrible excuse for a dwarf.
_{Don't redwarf me, 3 is enough >_>}

Oh, and a simpler way to get the whole caravan (although it IS cheating, so I would not suggest anyone here does it) is just deconstruct the depot, all their stuff falls to the ground and becomes yours for the measly price of a trade depot.

You know what the simpler way to survive is? Seal off the surface, build a picture perfect isolated farm world with like 3 Dwarves living in it, and stare at the screen doing nothing forever.

You know what the !!FUN!! way to survive is?

Crossbows?

[Jarod Cain]

I think that this will be my dwarf when the battery of siege weaponry is eventually put to use. And that is awesome.
-J-

[Twangykid]

You know what the !!FUN!! way to survive is?

Don't?

Also, I didn't say we should. I just meant it's even simpler than killing everyone, but you did good. You got rid of that useless sonovabitch me, and got us a whole heap of shit.

[Chilton]

Every reincarnation of Twangy is a useless, suicidal, crossbow obsessed horrible excuse for a dwarf.
_{Don't redwarf me, 3 is enough >_>}

Oh, and a simpler way to get the whole caravan (although it IS cheating, so I would not suggest anyone here does it) is just deconstruct the depot, all their stuff falls to the ground and becomes yours for the measly price of a trade depot.

You know what the simpler way to survive is? Seal off the surface, build a picture perfect isolated farm world with like 3 Dwarves living in it, and stare at the screen doing nothing forever.

You know what the !!FUN!! way to survive is?

Crossbows?

You want to be killed, dont You.

[Chilton]

You know what the !!FUN!! way to survive is?

Don't?

Also, I didn't say we should. I just meant it's even simpler than killing everyone, but you did good. You got rid of that useless sonovabitch me, and got us a whole heap of shit.

I know - I didnt mean for You or any of Us to die. But frankly? I just think its so much more fun to do it this way. And if theres another Caravan, Ill do it again.
If it makes everyone feel better about it, My Dwarf is in the Militia. He could have been killed as well, and He will still be in the Militia next time. Its a seperate group I made after this incident, to act as a murder squad.

I can always reincarnate You as Twangydwarf. Thatd be fun

PSST! Its mostly that I just suck at Pump Stacks of any kind, and whenever I try to make them, people die.

[Vodrilus]

PSST! Its mostly that I just suck at Pump Stacks of any kind, and whenever I try to make them, people die.

Good thing I'm next. (Kudos to all of you in the queue for your acceptance by silence. )