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[CognitiveDissonance]

Yay I'm been dorfed, uh, lone militia?
I'm boned 

Stop whining, at least you got copper armor. And I think you already have an awesome helmet from rabbit bone or something.

How good is bone armor? I was under the impression it's fairly useless, but Wiki says it has a 3x deflection modifier for being an artifact (is it an artifact?)

[Felcis]

How good is bone armor? I was under the impression it's fairly useless, but Wiki says it has a 3x deflection modifier for being an artifact (is it an artifact?)

It's just a -large rat bone helmet- though. And bones/shell should be about the same strength as leather, so I would not really rely on it against metal. Masterful leather-/bone-armor might be pretty good against blunt attacks from zombies though.

[ninjanomnom]

Did a bit more testing and found that spiked ball traps are prety good against zombos. Not sure how different abominable smoke are though.

[Chilton]

Did a bit more testing and found that spiked ball traps are prety good against zombos. Not sure how different abominable smoke are though.

And where the heck do You suppose We get effective spiked balls? Because I was using Wooden ones. I tore them down for being useless.

[ninjanomnom]

Wait i thought we have a metal industry going now?

[Chilton]

Wait i thought we have a metal industry going now?

I know. I didnt at the time - I just knew We had an Anvil. My bad

[Chilton]

Sup. Im Mayor Tiltin.
My FPS Hurts.


Right.
Lets have a look at this Flourishing Community.

...Question.
Why is the Ocean full of Arrows?

Ill try the Bridges as soon as theres a Migration Wave.

Great. Were only about 200% more surrounded than last time.

Hey - Everyone. I cant help but see all the miserably failed attempts to build and Entrance, and the blood and corpses near them. Nice job.
I told You so.
Hopefully this Bridge thing doesnt bloody kill Us.
Because if it does, its on Felcis

I see We have a ton of Bolts.
Heh.

Oh, and by the way.
Cognitive Dissonance? I wasnt kidding about collapsing a Tower on Your Head. Felcis didnt do it, I have it on My Schedule. Just so You know, You Crossbow obsessed... Thing.
You should have stuck with the Asylum idea. Thats actually good.


So Felcis - You DID notice the Caged Zombie Dwarfes Weve got, right?
RIGHT?
Right.

I love how noones using the Throne Hall.

Cain is in a tiny room. Staring at a wall.
He has been for... Days. It seems. Hes sleeping even.


Im seeing a great Mining Network going. Well done!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-4TOyq2VHc


Why is there a Catapult facing a wall in an otherwise empty room.
Why is there a small hole in front of the Catapult.


Im gonna do some explorative Mining, to start out.

Yo CG - Im making a Project. With it, Your survival will be left to random fate. Yay!
In all seriousness, Ill be using You to test it. Your chances of survival are 80%.

Seems I was wrong - You did know Weve got Zombie Captives.


By Armok Youre great people.


I just realised. We cant trade with the Traders. We need goods. Their caravan is there. Must. Resist. Urge. To Slaughter.
If They werent better equipped than We, Id totally cut them down. But it isnt worth the risk.
...Right?
Who. The fuck. Am I kidding. What else did You appoint Me Mayor for?!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_y8Vk3YZnPA
LETS DO THIS!

Mm. Twangykid died fighting in My name.
Yo - MarcAFK - Youre killing those motherfuckers left and right. KEEP IT UP!
...OUTSTANDING! You just single handedly (Aside from the now dead Twangykid, who was stupid enough to come in with a Crossbow. You came in with a Silver Hammer, like an actual Warrior) killed them all.
(FYI, Im not kidding. Twangykid tried to use a Crossbow. He died after one shot was fired, from a sword to the head.)
...THIS IS OUR CARAVAN NOW.
You know, none of the other Militias even came.
Thats a great bloody sign. You useless gits
Lets have a round for MarkAFK!


Vodrilus has been conscripted to replace Twangykid. He immediately claimed ownership of that Crossbow. Have fun, mate.
Thank CognitiveDissonance!


How. The unholy fuck.
WHO the unholy fuck?!

By the way. Ral took a fey mood.

MarkAFK just murdered someone in cold blood.
I LOVE THIS GUY!

Fun fact: MarkAFKs Unit is called "Boats of Meditation".

MarkAFK is awesome, and a bit... He just rushed Felcis the Preserver of Culture for a second, then decided to go back to... Standing around doing nothing in a Store Room?


Theres still fighting up on the surface. Stupid Merchants.

S...Someone broke Marks leg! WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE!
Some asshole shot Him with an arrow! WHY?!
Of course itd be Cognitive Dissonance. Dont believe Me?

But if You kill Mark? Ill kill You. Just sayin.

Mark is dead, killed by Oddom Kodoroslan, a recruit.
Someone please explain what Im obviously missing here.
Oddom is a dead man walking.


Oh, fun fact: Its still early fucking Spring.
Remind Me why... Never mind.
Well MarkAFK, Ill be making a Slab, I guess.


How are there Acorn flies in here?
...On second thoughts, Id rather not think about it.

Who disassembled My room?
Whatever. Nevermind.


Brokers throwing a Tantrum. What else is news.

Were half way through one month. Whee.
I need a break.


Mostly to plan how to get back at CG for causing the death of MarkAFK.
RIP MarkAFK.

[CognitiveDissonance]

You may have screwed the Fortress over there. Last I heard (0.31), if you order a military individual to attack a Dwarven caravan, they become an Enemy. Which means they are aggressive to all other dwarves. But when they attack him, they become Enemies themselves. A death spiral ensues, punctuated with tantrums. If this is the case, I suggest you savescum

...besides, I totally was giving up dreams of A Crossbow For Each Dwarf in favour of a zombie asylum I want to liiiiive!

[Chilton]

You may have screwed the Fortress over there. Last I heard (0.31), if you order a military individual to attack a Dwarven caravan, they become an Enemy. Which means they are aggressive to all other dwarves. But when they attack him, they become Enemies themselves. A death spiral ensues, punctuated with tantrums. If this is the case, I suggest you savescum

...besides, I totally was giving up dreams of A Crossbow For Each Dwarf in favour of a zombie asylum I want to liiiiive!

Its probably a good thing then, that only Twangykid and MarkAFK did the deed. I havent screwed anyone - Or, at least noone thats still alive

I am not savescumming, and I wouldnt even if that did happen.
Lemme put this here:

Under No Circumstances Are We Cheating. Read The OP, I Made It Pretty Clear.

Cheating is not permitted.

And the only Tantrum was a hungry Broker, days later.

Now that thats done, I was going to spare You for clearing that up, then You suggested I savescum. Now Im undecided on the matter, and will see what You do in the Game, to decide if You live or die.

EDIT: It seems Were as likely to be doomed as a result of this, as We are to listen to You winnie about Crossbows
i.e., 0%

[Felcis]

Ah, it's just a loyality cascade. Failcannon survived one of those as well.

You have to isolate the "hostile" dwarves from the rest of the population, otherwise everyone will be at each others throat.

[Chilton]

Ah, it's just a loyality cascade. Failcannon survived one of those as well.

You have to isolate the "hostile" dwarves from the rest of the population, otherwise everyone will be at each others throat.

This is just it but! Dont You get it? Re-read the Update. There was no Loyalty Cascade. There were only two attackers. One was Twangykid, the other MarkAFK. Twangykid was killed by a Captain of the Guard, and MarkAFK was murdered by a Recruit. Its over. No Tantrums, No Problems, No Surviving Traitors. Nothing.
There was literally never a cascade. There was essentially just a brawl.
And We got all the Merchants goods, and the butchered Animals. We have GAINED from this. Yeah, We lost two guys. But if this Bridge works, no worries.

[MarcAFK]

LMAO. I'm a hero and a cold blooded murderer.
But seriously there should have been a cascade because when the recruit killed me He should have been marked as an enemy, continuing the cascade, if not then wtf
Anyway, good job on capturing the caravan, all it cost was some random useless Militia (er and a brewer), that's what they're for!

[Chilton]

LMAO. I'm a hero and a cold blooded murderer.
But seriously there should have been a cascade because when the recruit killed me He should have been marked as an enemy, continuing the cascade, if not then wtf
Anyway, good job on capturing the caravan, all it cost was some random useless Militia (er and a brewer), that's what they're for!

Well, obviously it doesnt work that way. Because everyone is happy and fine.


Fun fact: If Twangykid werent one-shotted immediately after firing a Crossbow, He might have been equally heroic.

You were awesome in there - Running in with a Hammer

[Chilton]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFrPS5UD1bs&feature=related

Whee!
More Professional Wrestling.
I know how much I You all must love it.

[Felcis]

What even killed Twangy? Do the merchants themselves have weapons and combat skills or did the animals kick him?