HAhahahahaha fuck.
I took a roll call, and the results were...
Disheartening.
we are so fucked lolI also took a look outside, and holyfuck.
fuck this place
I told some masons to wall off that zombie kids wall, he keeps bangin' at it and I think he may break it.
I think what this place needs is a good ol'fashioned magma flood, but I have no experiance with pumps, so i will not set it up. (Never done a pump stack before) Also an anvil would be nice, but god help whoever has to go out and get it.
I cancelled the cloak making, realising it's really a waste of time.
Oh just what we need, more children. Fuck if there are anymore children I swear I will have them all go retrieve me an anvil.
Whoever succeeds gets to not die.
Our brewer got all secretive. Oh wait, he's one of the immigrants locked between us and zombies. Well Mr Secretive, have fun with your mood. And even If I COULD let him in, he wants a forge. Something we don't have. Hopefully he goes beserk and takes a few gobbos with him.
Welp, never mind, looks like he wont have a chance to.
They're going around him? Maybe they didn't notice him. Because he's so secretive. EH? EH? ah fuck you.
Perhaps being moody, whiny bitches is zombie repellant. QUICK CALL THE EMO BRIGADE.
It's been a week and that brewer hasn't been attacked yet. He might be on to something but will die before we could ask.
Some trolls are picking on some poor bunny.
Ten. TEN TROLLS DAFUQ.
I took a poll on how happy everyone is.
(Due to a bug with therapist, the zombies are showing up in the list as well. Lets just assume they voted.)
Hm. Not TOO bad i guess.
Eye of the Tiger, kiddo.
Protect the children? I hope he goes for the pissed off one. That could be hilarious.
Oh? He's right next to a zombie child, who had the decency to alert us. What a cool guy.
An ambush right next to the trolls beating on the bunny. SAVE HIM GOBLINS YOU'RE HIS ONLY HOPE.
or... you could join in. Assholes.
I see an entire goblin ambush chasing a single, non zombie kitten. Not taking a picture.
Poor bunny, his heart is broken
Abandoned baby, woops.
It's now Autumn, and I've decided I will begin training my marksdwarfship. Just in case. I'm going to set up a caged zombie (we got a few in the stockpile) behind a fortification and shoot it with wooden bolts I'll have someone make.
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Wow I'm not doing anything productive.