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[Chilton]

Letting all the immigrants die = good overseer
forcing Twangykid to wait an extra day = !!!!DEATH!!!!
...
makes sense.

Duh. 

Arright, got the save, but I might not be able to play until later today due to unforseen circumstances

E: Opened the save, all I can say is.



_Dafuq?

E2: I'm tempted to pull every lever, then savescum and note everything, but that would be cheating wouldn't it?

Yeah. But honestly, They control whats right near them. Unless Vieto added Levers, Theyre harmless and predictable, save for the one near the entrance I made that got so many killed.

[Vieto]

As I stated before, I labeled my 2 levers.

[Chilton]

As I stated before, I labeled my 2 levers.

Ah, right

Hows the smushed up bones doing? 

[Twangykid]

Alright, I'm back and ready to play.
LEDS DO DIS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oljEBGPQkqw

E: There was a Twangykid II? And he was a fish cleaner?

You bastards.

http://imgur.com/jC9ex

You double-bastard

E2: I find it odd how the immigrants trapped outside and the elf merchants are being ignored while the zombies and goblins fight to the death. They're all starving to death though.

[Chilton]

Alright, I'm back and ready to play.
LEDS DO DIS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oljEBGPQkqw

E: There was a Twangykid II? And he was a fish cleaner?

You bastards.

http://imgur.com/jC9ex

You double-bastard

...BWAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

[Twangykid]

This is the biggest clusterfuck i've ever seen, Jesus christ. Workin' on gettin some immigrants in, should get some next wave.

[Chilton]

This is the biggest clusterfuck i've ever seen, Jesus christ. Workin' on gettin some immigrants in, should get some next wave.

Thats what I thought.
Its also what the others thought.
Lets see how this pans out

[Twangykid]

I've been commentating my turn to a few friends in teamspeak.

Who don't play dwarf fortress.

"I'm tempted to throw all 15 children outside with the goblins and zombies."
"...WHY?"
"ITS FUCKING 15 OUT OF LIKE 40 PEOPLE. THATS MORE THAN A THIRD. THATS 1 3RD OF THE POPULATION BEING USELESS AND GAY."
Also everyone seems to be moving slowly. And not just the ones missing legs.

[Twangykid]

Remember when I said I don't want to be "THAT GUY" who kills the fort? Yeah....
I might be.
Also slowpoke II is dead, I swear it wasn't revenge, so I have a sign of good faith in the works.

[Chilton]

Remember when I said I don't want to be "THAT GUY" who kills the fort? Yeah....
I might be.
Also slowpoke II is dead, I swear it wasn't revenge, so I have a sign of good faith in the works.

Dont worry. The problem is population.
The reason I took the huge risk of trying to make that new Entrance was that We *NEED* more Dwarves. We just need more, or We will perish. It wont be Your fault if the virus that is underpopulation kills Us. But there are only two solutions. Either a Good Entrance, or a Good Lava Funnel.

I've been commentating my turn to a few friends in teamspeak.

Who don't play dwarf fortress.

"I'm tempted to throw all 15 children outside with the goblins and zombies."
"...WHY?"
"ITS FUCKING 15 OUT OF LIKE 40 PEOPLE. THATS MORE THAN A THIRD. THATS 1 3RD OF THE POPULATION BEING USELESS AND GAY."
Also everyone seems to be moving slowly. And not just the ones missing legs.

I do that sometimes.
Granted its on Skype, but its really fun to hear people. "Why would you do that?" is the most common remark.

[Twangykid]

18th Felsite
Hahahaha what the bloody fuck.
Our overseer, this "Vieto", gave up on leading us. Couldn't even handle one year, but next time I'm in a council meeting, I shouldn't make fun of someone for that. You get "Fine, you do better!" then thrown into the overseer spot.
So, me, a poor old Bowyer gets to fix this shit up. Or die trying.

Probably die.

My first order is, seeing as how we have an incredibly skilled stone crafter, to engrave more slabs for the fallen.
I also decided we need immigrants. So I am stationing to military so we can temporarily deconstruct a wall to replace it with a bridge we can open for immigrants. Otherwise, not much happened.

SUMMER
I kicked Vieto out of the military. Sorry bro, but we need our legendary mechanic. I also got the military to start training at one of the entrances.

well, we got plenty of food.

I hired some more people who aren't doing any work to be masons, including myself. Hey, overseers gotta make a livin'!
Hahaha, looks like trolls troll THEIR overseers too!

I started our legendary clothier on making cloaks and sowing images in them. Might as well make a profit if a caravan DOES get in. Some day.
Dug out a random room to train our only miner lol.


OHHOHOHOOH


OH FUCK
Like 10 zombies got in while i was letting immigrants in, and noone would shut the gate. Luckily, a fish dissector, who was locked out for a long time, started tantruming, and charging the zombies! AND THEY RAN.

Okay, they turned around and one-shot him. But it distracted them while I locked the staircase. Or, i would of, if the furniture stockpile weren't down near the magma level. And the soap maker who built the door wasn't slow as fuck.

Welp.

Xczx-whatever is holding the line while the dwarves repeatedly suspend the construction of the door that will save the fort.

WORST. BESERK. EVER.


I'm sorry.

WELP, I BUILT THE DOOR. BUT OUR ONLY PICK IS IN THE HANDS OF A ZOMBIE. Fuck I'm bad at this. Also no children were harmed during this. So it's now 36 dwarves and 15 children.


FUCK.
THE.
CHILDREN.

NVM found another pick.

Oh shit another zombie got in some-the-fuck-how.

nvm locked him in a room lol

I took on role as miner, as ours was killed in the last scuffle.

Vieto took over as mayor and banned the selling of bolts. Not sure why, never been any trade caravans but oh well.
______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

I cannot possibly play any more tonight.


_{I'm bad at this.}

[Twangykid]

The fact that I've never played an evil biome or a succession fort have caught up with me.

[Chilton]

The fact that I've never played an evil biome or a succession fort have caught up with me.

Not exactly.

1: Losing the Picks wasnt You. That was Us, and You got smacked in the face with it.
2: You made one error, and one only: Not sealing the bridge immediately after 1-3 Migrants got in, by setting it to be closed in advance. Notice the Cage Traps near the entrance I made? Were it not for those, Wed be dead.

Also, one thing: Zombies can break down doors.
Just sayin.

[Twangykid]

Those traps actually got someone killed, they ran out to go replace them lol. But I see your point, and we still have a pick.

[Chilton]

Those traps actually got someone killed, they ran out to go replace them lol. But I see your point, and we still have a pick.

...We have a pick?!

Also, 8 Zombies got caught in those Cages, to be executed by a Militia. 8 Zombies, 1 Friendly. I aint complaining