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[Panopticon]

At least one or two of the children are Melancholic, pretty sure they didn't all die off during my turn. But the people are fine.

[Brewster]

Zombie clouds & zombies, forgotten beasts, tantrum spirals, seasonal goblins, were-beasts, and now magma? This smells like dwarf fortress to me.

[Panopticon]

I don't know about seasonal goblins, unless you mean every season as they came during Summer, Fall, and Winter this year.

[Brewster]

I don't know about seasonal goblins, unless you mean every season as they came during Summer, Fall, and Winter this year.

yes

[slowpokez]

Found inscribed on Vieto’s legendary Mechanism Artifact

Well, diaries suck. I think I’m just going to write down my life details on this mechanism I’m working on. Well, it’s complete, technically, but why not write more on it.

So I was running around the fort, because my wife and children are dead, and I was punching people in the guts, demanding to see the man in charge of this hell-hole, when I suddenly realised: no one was actually in charge. This gave me a brilliant idea: I ran into the dining hall and shouted: “I have decided that his place needs to get rid of those zombies, goblins, and death clouds one and for all! I will lead this fort, and ensure we are prosperous!” Everyone sighed from relief. I suspect this is because they think I am an inspirational figure, and not because they are happy that I haven’t killed anyone. I am a contented man now.

My first order of business, once I got a personal bed, was to begin organizing the fort for an operation of this scale. It turns out that we have 19 functional citizens, 13 children, and 11 pet animals (with no breeding pairs, mind you). We have 600 edible plants, 300 meals, and 300 units of booze. There are 118 things that want to kill us outside at this very moment (including in the caverns underground, where there is a beast). We are also effectively cut off from both Migrants and Caravans, which I do hope to see some day. In addition, we have almost no specialization: Everyone seems to be tasked with doing everything! I need to change this if we are going to get anything done in the near future. I’m going to spend a little time organizing people, and maybe figure out where everything is.

Urist McMentallyScarred-You're going to let th.. th.. the one dwarf who could sc... scr... screw this up even more then Chilton be the new overseer?!
Ursit McDepressed-Can't get any worse now can it...sigh
Urist McMentallyScarred-...sigh
Vieto-

Everyone sighed from relief. 

Btw guys, is Vieto the only one of us still alive?

[Chilton]

I think theres one other original survivor. Cant remember who, or if They lived through Panopticon.

[slowpokez]

I think theres one other original survivor. Cant remember who, or if They lived through Panopticon.

Maybe blue?

[Brewster]

  hahah

[Chilton]

The following might, or might not be in the spirit of April Fools.

We are totally situated directly next to a Goblin Fortress, and I was waiting for an awesome time to tell You guys.

[Vieto]

If it's any consolation, my wife and children are dead.

[Chilton]

Hey Slowpoke - I think Vieto should be welcomed to the Slowpoke Club

[slowpokez]

Hey Slowpoke - I think Vieto should be welcomed to the Slowpoke Club

It's a decent suggestion but unfortunatly we can't take in any more members at the moment since our business model has proven to be quite insufficient
Please help us keep our foundation alive, a small donation could make a world of difference.
https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_s-xclick&hosted_button_id=WBYKNYSTGLC2Y

[Chilton]

Hey Slowpoke - I think Vieto should be welcomed to the Slowpoke Club

It's a decent suggestion but unfortunatly we can't take in any more members at the moment since our business model has proven to be quite insufficient
Please help us keep our foundation alive, a small donation could make a world of difference.
https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_s-xclick&hosted_button_id=WBYKNYSTGLC2Y

I have to know.
Im not clicking it, but if Im correct about this, I will smile at Your intuitively awesome idea.

Is that a link to the Bay12 Donation Page?

[Panopticon]

I goes to a donation page titled: Slowpoke club.

[Chilton]

I goes to a donation page titled: Slowpoke club.

Aww