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[jaina]

Though it is unrequired I would also like to join the slam poetry if there is still an empty slot.

[Taricus]

Oh, a contender eh?

Well then, I guess I'll have to smash your skull, evicerate your eyeballs, gore your guts, puncture your patellas, crack your carpels, trounce your tarpals, immolate your intestines, mutilate your muscles, slice your stomach and dismember your member!

EDIT: Oh dear, I guess that poetry wasn't the best idea if the empress is involved

[jaina]

No, it certainly wasn't. However; I am a forgiving empress and shall ignore this transgression for now. I must say I was hoping for something a little more refined in terms of poetry...

Once upon, they were close and good,
But now so alone, she only stood.

Together they had been through all,
Yet now she, so lone and small.

With hope and love they succeeded all,
And yet now abandoned, to be the thrall.

But still she waited upon the edge,
Praying in hope, to pass the ledge.

And still for time and time,
Alone she stood.

Eh, never done one of these before and didn't really prepare for it either...

[Kashyyk]

Lord Twi, I return my application, this time for the position of Head of Mathematics.

[Twi]

Lord Twi, I return my application, this time for the position of Head of Mathematics.

Accepted!

You get 1 Keystone for now. Feel free to mooch off of Mcclay's farm.

[Nirur Torir]

All I can suggest for a name is the Holy Empire of Tylui The Great and Benevolent Jaina. An accurate and sycophantic suggestion.

I trade the six keystones previously given to my dukes for peasants.

A note to my dukes: Rather than give you keystones, which you can't directly use, I'll give out keycredits, which are similar enough that they don't really need an explanation.

Spoiler: Status of Torir Kingdom (click to show/hide)

Land holdings:
100,000 personal lands [132 used]
30,000 belong to Duke Chaos Armor.
30,000 belong to Duke Dragor. [2 keycredits]
30,000 belong to Duke Ochita. [2 keycredits]
30,000 belong to a future duke.
30,000 belong to a future duke.
1 belongs to Governor Micelus.

Personal holdings:
University
14 Peasants. (Mining for keystones)
Keystone Mine.
2 Small Farmlands.

Lands

Lake Atherst
Mountain
2 Hills
2 Streams
2 Shimmerweed Flower-Forests

Stats:
20 food produced
   14 - Kingdom Peasantry
   2 - Duke Chaos Armor
   2 - Duke Dragor
   2 - Duke Ochita

Spoiler: Duke Chaos Armor (click to show/hide)

Holdings:
30,000 hectares [2 used]
Forest
2 peasants [harvesting from the forest]

Resources:
None

Kingly gifts:
+2 food from Kingdom stockpile.

Spoiler: Governor Micelus (click to show/hide)

Land of Atherst.

Holdings:
1 hectare

Other:
Located on a spot by the shore of Lake Atherst.

[Kashyyk]

You get 1 Keystone for now. Feel free to mooch off of Mcclay's farm.

Oh I will my lord. But, what land will I be permitted to manage, to aid me in my duties?

[Ochita]

I shall use one of my credits to buy 10 peasants with their shacks, and with the consent of my lord, I shall claim a shimmerweed Flower-Forest, and I shall set 5 of the peasants to harvest food from the surroundings, 2 to gather shimmerweed latex, and the final 3 shall train into militia work, as archers.

[Twi]

You get 1 Keystone for now. Feel free to mooch off of Mcclay's farm.

Oh I will my lord. But, what land will I be permitted to manage, to aid me in my duties?

20,000 hectares, of course. Mathematics department. I don't see you needing more anytime soon.

[Dragor23]

I trade my two keystones for two peasants.

[Kashyyk]

I request of my lord Twi that I may have a forest, a pasture and a lake. The forest to create paper, and with the pasture, ink. And the lake will be useful for testing theories on statistics. My department will get through a lot of paper in the pursuit of knowledge.

[Dragor23]

Shhh, fancy smancy sholars...

The wood should used for weapons!
The pasture for warhorses!
And the lake for!
...

...

Marines!

[Twi]

You both forget that I don't have spares of any of those things.

Kashyyk may have a stream, though, if he so desires.

[Kashyyk]

Mathematics will allow for better equipment, more accurate siege engines, more efficient techniques, sharper weapons. Do not doubt the power of the sword forged my a man who knows how to get the best out of the ore.

Sure, I'll got for a stream my lord

[mcclay]

...
Get your own farm soon please.