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Author Topic: Asteroid On Collision Course With Earth: We Are All Going To Die Edition  (Read 4852 times)

MetalSlimeHunt

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Just kidding! The chances that it'll actually hit us are apparently at 0.022% (which is also apparently very high for an asteroid), and even if it does it'll probably break up in the atmosphere, and even if it doesn't it'll probably land in the ocean, and even if it doesn't it'll probably land somewhere rural and cause a Tunguska blast-esq level of destruction, but if it does land on a city we're back to being fucked again.
« Last Edit: March 04, 2012, 01:17:31 am by MetalSlimeHunt »
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Svarte Troner

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Hurry, we should take Earth, and push it somewhere else!
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Flying Dice

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Quick, we need to put a bunch of bad actors on a space shuttle and have them detonate a nuke on it!
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MetalSlimeHunt

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Quick, we need to put a bunch of bad actors on a space shuttle and have them detonate a nuke on it!
Guess what? It's already too late! We cannot possibly do anything to alter the course of this celestial object! That we are in that bind when this inevitably happens makes me ecstatic with ironic joy at this whole situation.

Now, if NYC gets wiped off the map come Febuary 2013 I shall look back on this post and cringe, but for the moment all is well in my mind.
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Max White

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Here is hoping it hits a sci fi convention, for the irony...

Flying Dice

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Here is hoping it hits a sci fi convention, for the irony...

Better yet, a meeting of the IAU.

"Pluto says hello!"
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alway

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I actually find myself hoping it does impact some middle of nowhere place. It would certainly wake people up as to one of the major reasons we need a space program; you know, that thing whose budget we have been cutting more and more lately?
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kaijyuu

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Any particular reason we can't shoot a remote detonated nuke at it?

Unless that counts as a "spacecraft".
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Yes, but that type of space craft (remote control robot) is something we do and are doing a lot of anyway. Sending humans would be pointless and difficult.
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10ebbor10

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Any particular reason we can't shoot a remote detonated nuke at it?

Unless that counts as a "spacecraft".
It probably won't destroy the asteroid completly, resulting in radioactive asteroid pieces spreading through the atmosphere. Also, we don't really have any rockets to push a nuke further then Earth orbit. ( Sure we could cobble one toghether, but that takes time)
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Tellemurius

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Any particular reason we can't shoot a remote detonated nuke at it?

Unless that counts as a "spacecraft".
It probably won't destroy the asteroid completly, resulting in radioactive asteroid pieces spreading through the atmosphere. Also, we don't really have any rockets to push a nuke further then Earth orbit. ( Sure we could cobble one toghether, but that takes money)

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Heliman

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*holds onto heart* jesus christ man that's one of my fears you're toying with there.
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MonkeyHead

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According to that article, it would have an efect similar to the tunguska impact, which is around 10kT of TNT. Worry more about this one. This would impact with around 500kT of TNT.

10ebbor10

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More or less scientific impact simulator That way you can see what the effects would be.

Mesured from a distance of 10 km, assuming a completly iron meteroid and an entry speed of 11km/h (should be 8, but 11 is the min)

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alway

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Interestingly, you have a higher overall chance of dying from an asteroid impact than from a terrorist attack.
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