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[Sergius]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snow_White_and_the_Huntsman

Yeah, it stars Kristen Stewart, with Thor as the Huntsman... and Snow White becomes a skilled warrior and leads small army of battle-hardened dwarves. Which is kinda kickass actually.

But... Eight dwarves. EIGHT DWARVES?!

Thank you, guy who produced Alice in Wonderland, for messing with my childhood memories.

And now I have to delete all my Dwarf Fortresses because they HAVE BECOME A LIE with their 7 dwarves. Only 7 dwarves, that's so old fashioned. We need 8 dwarves like we need sparkly vampires!

Gaahhhhh!!! *stroke*

But yeah if they can pull it off better than that King Arthur movie maybe it won't suck balls.

[Empty]

Wrong forum?

[Ivefan]

Wrong forum?

probably.
But i went and read the plot summary anyway and i must say it sounds like the creation of a tenth generation sibling inbred.

[Sergius]

Crap, I triple-checked that I was in General Discussion.

How can I notify someone to move it?

[Cthulhu]

You're deleting dwarf fortress because a movie said Snow White had 8 dwarves?  Did Twilight retroactively make Dracula sparkly?

[Loud Whispers]

You're deleting dwarf fortress because a movie said Snow White had 8 dwarves?  Did Twilight retroactively make Dracula sparkly?

Did Dr. Frankenstein make a monster?

[Sergius]

You're deleting dwarf fortress because a movie said Snow White had 8 dwarves?  Did Twilight retroactively make Dracula sparkly?

Did Dr. Frankenstein make a monster?

'Course he did. He called it Frankie Jr. and gave the remote control to a kid who used it for fun and to help people as a superhero.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frankenstein,_Jr._and_The_Impossibles

Everybody knows that.

[Loud Whispers]

You're deleting dwarf fortress because a movie said Snow White had 8 dwarves?  Did Twilight retroactively make Dracula sparkly?

Did Dr. Frankenstein make a monster?

'Course he did. He called it Frankie Jr. and gave the remote control to a kid who used it for fun and to help people as a superhero.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frankenstein,_Jr._and_The_Impossibles

Everybody knows that.

That kid = Nicolas Cage

[Svarte Troner]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Hail Thor!

[MorleyDev]

Snow White and the We Totally Wanna be The Hobbit.

[Virex]

But... Eight dwarves. EIGHT DWARVES?!

Cue heartwarming story of redemption for the lost 8th dwarf, who as so callously written out of the Grimm's story.

[Sergius]

But... Eight dwarves. EIGHT DWARVES?!

Cue heartwarming story of redemption for the lost 8th dwarf, who as so callously written out of the Grimm's story.

Maybe he left them before they were famous because of artistic disagreements?

[Lysabild]

I hate Hollywood.

[PhantomXD]

Hey I was an extra in that king arthur move ... ok it sucked .. 2nd guy on the left in the marriage scene. Mr Fuqua did a wounderfull job of keeping my face out the shoot with keira knightley's head ... proably for the best ... oh yeah where was I so the film sucked and that my claim to fame ... lil off topic but I had to say.

[NobodyPro]

King Arthur didn't suck for me because I just switched off my logic centres and went into autopilot. Beep boop trebuchet click click whirrrr.
The ice lake scene was cool though.