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Author Topic: OH GOD SPONG MEN!!! what do i DO!!!  (Read 4120 times)

keyreper

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OH GOD SPONG MEN!!! what do i DO!!!
« on: March 03, 2012, 11:20:27 am »
Note: I am using a dwarf fortress mod called MASTERWORK

ok i started a new fortress on a mod called MASTERWORK (NEVER used it before) and i go to my Units Screen to find out that i have sponge men on my map (no it is not from the mod, it is a legit thing), i know that sponges are practically invincible, so what do i do BECAUSE THEY CAN MOVE!!! (Magma?)
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Re: OH GOD SPONG MEN!!! what do i DO!!!
« Reply #1 on: March 03, 2012, 11:21:23 am »
Quick! Get a giant Pineapple!
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Re: OH GOD SPONG MEN!!! what do i DO!!!
« Reply #2 on: March 03, 2012, 11:21:45 am »
HELP THEY MOVE FAST!!!
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Re: OH GOD SPONG MEN!!! what do i DO!!!
« Reply #3 on: March 03, 2012, 11:22:51 am »
Sponge men are rather harmless - they are unkillable but they themselves aren't much of a threat, unlike giant sponges.

Be a true DF player and find out for yourself before screaming on the forums  ;D
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Re: OH GOD SPONG MEN!!! what do i DO!!!
« Reply #4 on: March 03, 2012, 11:29:43 am »
Quote from: ASCIt on March 03, 2012, 11:21:23 am
Quick! Get a giant Pineapple!
Then put it under the sea!

Then they'll live in it!



Then find a crab and open a patty shop.
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Re: OH GOD SPONG MEN!!! what do i DO!!!
« Reply #5 on: March 03, 2012, 11:32:33 am »
Quote from: acetech09 on March 03, 2012, 11:22:51 am
Sponge men are rather harmless - they are unkillable

thats what im scared about, im afraid my dwarfs will chase one into the water and will follow him upstream untill they slip/fall because of a carp
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Re: OH GOD SPONG MEN!!! what do i DO!!!
« Reply #6 on: March 03, 2012, 11:33:09 am »
MAGMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
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Re: OH GOD SPONG MEN!!! what do i DO!!!
« Reply #7 on: March 03, 2012, 11:42:19 am »
Turn them into zombies, give them armor and put them in your moat. ;)
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Re: OH GOD SPONG MEN!!! what do i DO!!!
« Reply #8 on: March 03, 2012, 12:00:46 pm »
Sponge men are smaller than giant sponges and can be decapitated or bisected, so they are actually LESS dangerous than giant sponges.
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Re: OH GOD SPONG MEN!!! what do i DO!!!
« Reply #9 on: March 03, 2012, 12:08:11 pm »
Quote from: keyreper on March 03, 2012, 11:32:33 am
Quote from: acetech09 on March 03, 2012, 11:22:51 am
Sponge men are rather harmless - they are unkillable

thats what im scared about, im afraid my dwarfs will chase one into the water and will follow him upstream untill they slip/fall because of a carp

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Relax your paranoia :P
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Re: OH GOD SPONG MEN!!! what do i DO!!!
« Reply #10 on: March 03, 2012, 12:10:25 pm »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on March 03, 2012, 12:08:11 pm
Quote from: keyreper on March 03, 2012, 11:32:33 am
Quote from: acetech09 on March 03, 2012, 11:22:51 am
Sponge men are rather harmless - they are unkillable

thats what im scared about, im afraid my dwarfs will chase one into the water and will follow him upstream untill they slip/fall because of a carp

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Relax your paranoia :P

You want him to give up his fort?
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Re: OH GOD SPONG MEN!!! what do i DO!!!
« Reply #11 on: March 03, 2012, 12:38:48 pm »
Get something sharp, they're really easy to hack up.
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Re: OH GOD SPONG MEN!!! what do i DO!!!
« Reply #12 on: March 03, 2012, 12:54:56 pm »
Technically, so are normal sponges, except for the whole "nothing to cut off" thing, which is precisely what makes them so scary to begin with.
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Re: OH GOD SPONG MEN!!! what do i DO!!!
« Reply #13 on: March 03, 2012, 12:57:02 pm »
You want him to give up his fort?
had to a second later, my dwarfs embarked on a volcano and broke the wagon, not giving wood, and i forgot to embark with training axes
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Re: OH GOD SPONG MEN!!! what do i DO!!!
« Reply #14 on: March 03, 2012, 01:07:40 pm »
Quote from: keyreper on March 03, 2012, 12:57:02 pm
had to a second later, my dwarfs embarked on a volcano and broke the wagon, not giving wood, and i forgot to embark with training axes

Couldn't wait till a caravan?
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