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[Terratoch]

For those who are willing, a method for easily discerning vampires from dorfs (according to the wiki and my own experience):
As a migrant wave comes in, check each one individually, and if one or more of the following is true, you may have a vampire:

If it says "Bla bla has the appearance of being "x" years old", you may have a vampire.
If the blue text (was once a member of "bla", was once a member of "bla", etc) crits you for over 9,000 damage, you may have a vampire.
If the individual in question claims to have a spouse and child but arrives at the fort alone, you may have a vampire.
If the individual in question is involved in a murder (either accusing or being accused), you probably have a vampire.
If you can lock the individual away for months and months and they never get thirsty, hungry, or die, you DEFINITELY have a vampire.
If you happen to be fortunate enough to observe them feeding on a dwarf, you OBVIOUSLY have a vampire. (They will look like a red N with a tilde over it).

Feel free to expand/expound upon this list so that we can keep our forts vampire free, or the inverse if it suits our palette.

[Silverbit]

Also, if the civ the vampire is from takes sentient trophys, then the vampire will arrive wearing half a graveyard of bone and hair amulets and earings. Hope this helps.

[DuckBoy2]

Weeellllllll,

If you havent had a drink in the past two years and you're not crazy or chained up,

You just might be a vampire.

If every time you see a sleeping dwarf, you gain a level in biting,

You just might be a vampire.

If youve ever been surrounded by dwarves drowning to death at the bottom of the ocean,

You just might be a vampire.

If there are zombies everywhere and you dont know what all the fuss is about,

You just might be a vampire.

If the room you're sittin in fills with water and stakes keep poppin in and out of the ground,

You are about to be surrounded by vampires.

[MrShovelFace]

is this kind of like you might be a red neck jokes?

[Urist McBeard]

If you just brushed off 50 hammer strikes and went back to work, you might be a vampire.

[ASCIt]

The Jeff Foxworthy in this thread is overwhelming.

[IT 000]

The Jeff Foxworthy in this thread is overwhelming.

This

If your profession color is purple.

You might just be a vampire.

[Radiant_Phoenix]

If your profession color is purple.

You might just be a vampire.

Nooo! Not my doctors!