Ahahaha, reading their pdf of the original, there is a section on pronz right under teh gayz.
We encourage the enforcement of laws regarding all forms of pornography, because
pornography is detrimental to the fabric of society.
"And now, we give a nod to the religious right, while simultaneously acknowledging that if we actually passed laws about it, we would be immediately kicked out by 95% of voters."
And above it:
We strongly support women who choose to devote their lives to their families and
raising their children. We recognize their sacrifice and deplore the liberal assault on the family.
Git bak in ur kichin you wimminz.
Damn; these quotes speak for themselves. O_O
Foster Care ― We support eliminating bureaucratic prohibitions on corporal discipline and home schooling in
foster homes.
Gotta beat the jeebus into them after all.
Students should pledge allegiance to the American and
Texas flags daily to instill patriotism.
INSTILLWe support objective teaching and equal treatment of all sides of scientific theories.
We believe theories such as life origins and environmental change should be taught as challengeable scientific
theories subject to change as new data is produced. Teachers and students should be able to discuss the
strengths and weaknesses of these theories openly and without fear of retribution or discrimination of any kind.
There's the anti-science bit; a favorite of global warming deniers and creationists everywhere.
Higher Education – We support merit-based admissions for all college and university applicants to public
institutions. We further support the repeal of the 1997 Texas legislative act commonly known as the Top Ten
Percent Rule. All Texas students should be given acceptance priority over out-of-state or foreign students.
We support a merit-based system. Naturally, the biggest merit one can possibly attain is being born in Texas.
As America is a nation under God founded on Judeo-Christian principles, we affirm
the constitutional right of all individuals to worship in the religion of their choice.
So long as that religion is the One True Religion.
And on the very next line:
We affirm that the public acknowledgement of God is undeniable in our
history and is vital to our freedom, prosperity and strength. We pledge our influence toward a return to the
original intent of the First Amendment and toward dispelling the myth of separation of church and state.
And then the next section:
We urge Congress to sanction any foreign government that persecutes its citizens
for their religion.
Except for noncitizens, we further oppose any national ID program, including the Real ID Act and the use of Radio Frequency
Identification Chips (RFID) on humans.
Lolwut. "Okay now, we're going to tell all the illegal immigrants to come on over to their local government office to get their new RFID tags! We'll just look them all up in our government registry of illegal aliens to make sure they all get one!" The stupidity is suffocating me in my own laughter. XD
Properly applied capital punishment is legitimate, is an effective deterrent, and should be
swift and unencumbered.
Certainly a deterrent all right; no repeat offenders ftw?
Alternative Energy Sources – We encourage economically viable use of wind, coal-fired plants, solar, and
nuclear power, and bio-sources without government subsidies.
Coal: The New Alternative. >_>
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