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[Mech#4]

Heh heh, later they decide that "to curb the issue of discrimination of athiest mail not being delivered, all mail labled as such will be delivered on time with a free bible attached".

[MetalSlimeHunt]

I could certainly believe that this is intentional. There are a shocking number of people who feel the need to "save" atheists (or worse "teach them a lesson") by doing ridiculous shit.

[freeformschooler]

Athiest packages. What.

I'm not sure I understand the implication here. USPS drivers are looking at packages labeled "Athiest" and eating them instead of delivering them?

[Leafsnail]

The people handling the packages are losing or stealing them.

[Sheb]

If I had the choice betweens tealing Atheists stuff and Christian stuff, I'd go for the Atheist any day. Who need another bible?

[lemon10]

You can never have too many bibles.
For instance you could make a fort out of bibles, so you are protected by the power of the lord while cowering within.
Or you could make a bible gun, which shoots bibles at non-believers.
Really, the possibilities are endless.

[i2amroy]

You can never have too many bibles.
For instance you could make a fort out of bibles, so you are protected by the power of the lord while cowering within.
Or you could make a bible gun, which shoots bibles at non-believers.
Really, the possibilities are endless.

Funnily enough, a armor suit of bibles would work fairly well at stopping small arms fire, though it would weigh a ton.

[kaijyuu]

post arriving on time literally is a miracle.

I'm partial to this theory.

[MrWillsauce]

If I had the choice betweens tealing Atheists stuff and Christian stuff, I'd go for the Atheist any day. Who need another bible?

You stay away from my shrine to Richard Dawkins!

[ChairmanPoo]

Some strange train of thought led me to remember this quote...

This is the temple of intellect, and I am its high priest. You are profaning its sacred domain. You will win, because you have enough brute force. But you will not convince . In order to convince it is necessary to persuade, and to persuade you will need something that you lack: reason and right in the struggle

[10ebbor10]

You can never have too many bibles.
For instance you could make a fort out of bibles, so you are protected by the power of the lord while cowering within.
Or you could make a bible gun, which shoots bibles at non-believers.
Really, the possibilities are endless.

Remember the phone book trick.

Bet it works with bibles too.

[MonkeyHead]

Can you eat bibles?

Actually, going by how unsucessful Christian missionaries have been "helping" with famine in certain parts of Africa, I doubt it.

[/going to hell]

[ChairmanPoo]

Now, to be fair, many missionaires do exemplary cooperation work and respect that facet of their work. Even though I find their insistence in converting people to their cult annoyingly presumptuous.

[scriver]

Why in the wield would any package ever be marked atheist, or ant other religious marking for that matter?

[Nadaka]

Why in the wield would any package ever be marked atheist, or ant other religious marking for that matter?

Packages are often marked with the name of the organization sending them. For instance, newegg, amazon or in this particular case Atheist Shoes...