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Author Topic: You Are RAPTOR.  (Read 3671 times)

Lillipad

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Re: You Are RAPTOR.
« Reply #30 on: March 01, 2012, 12:40:43 am »
Renaissance Raptor> invent the wheel, if it already exists, make it suck less.
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« Reply #31 on: March 01, 2012, 12:44:17 am »
"Cloudy and peaceful weather today, Chance of Philosotops high." Raptor Father sayeth from yonder cloudse above.

You grab two Acroraptors and push their arms and feet together into a circular shape. Good enough for war, possibly, probably should ask Odinraptor or Physics Raptor first.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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« Reply #32 on: March 01, 2012, 12:46:38 am »
Renaissance Raptor> Consult the grand Odinraptor and Physics Raptor for advice on how to inventify the raptorwheel.
Raptor Gandhi> Continue the violent passive protest for those poor, succulent, suffering, delicious whale orphans.
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Aklyon

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« Reply #33 on: March 01, 2012, 07:03:35 pm »
Physics Raptor and Odinraptor did not seem to have anything to say about the acrowheel, so you're in a bit of a stuck thing there.

Meanwhile, the raptorly passive protest of whale orphans continues untriceratopsed.
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Re: You Are RAPTOR.
« Reply #34 on: March 01, 2012, 07:08:57 pm »
Suddenly raptor freeman appears!
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Aklyon

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« Reply #35 on: March 01, 2012, 07:46:03 pm »
"Welcome, Raptor Freeman!"
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Re: You Are RAPTOR.
« Reply #36 on: March 01, 2012, 10:02:43 pm »
NINJA RAPTOOOOR!
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Aklyon

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« Reply #37 on: March 01, 2012, 10:27:03 pm »
(1d20: 4)
What ninja raptor?
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Re: You Are RAPTOR.
« Reply #38 on: March 01, 2012, 10:39:53 pm »
Generic Hunter: Attack the raptors, whilst yelling "RUN".
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Aklyon

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« Reply #39 on: March 01, 2012, 11:04:26 pm »
The hunter, while busy chasing the Triceratops' Messenger Compsognathus, is suddenly ninja raptor'd by,well, the ninja raptor. Apparently he was in the tree nearby. Anyway, the messenger had a message from a Philosotops, not just so we could send them one:
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Round object, fall from hill. Round object, fail to fit the moon. Sharp horn, successful as always. Friend is nonfriend tomorrow, beware.
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Re: You Are RAPTOR.
« Reply #40 on: March 01, 2012, 11:05:42 pm »
Jedi Raptor: Turn to the dark side and become Sith Raptor
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« Reply #41 on: March 01, 2012, 11:07:59 pm »
There is purple lightning in the distance. Or red. Renaissance Raptor requires optical enhanceing object to be certain.
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Re: You Are RAPTOR.
« Reply #42 on: March 02, 2012, 02:58:15 pm »
Advised to steer away from purple lightning.
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« Reply #43 on: March 02, 2012, 03:01:31 pm »
Anything to say about the Philosotops' message, Random Advisoraptor?
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.
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