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Author Topic: Isle: Liberación! Liberación! La tecnocracia ha llegado!  (Read 39857 times)

NRDL

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Re: Isle
« Reply #270 on: July 31, 2012, 01:52:15 am »

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Re: Isle
« Reply #271 on: July 31, 2012, 03:16:10 pm »

OK WHAT EVER HAPPENS WE MUST TRANSLATE THIS OR DIE TRYING!!!
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Re: Isle
« Reply #272 on: July 31, 2012, 11:54:11 pm »

OK WHAT EVER HAPPENS WE MUST TRANSLATE THIS OR DIE TRYING!!!
You shout at the man.

This fails to help matters.
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Re: Isle
« Reply #273 on: August 01, 2012, 08:42:42 am »

Fuck it steal the animal and go home.
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Re: Isle
« Reply #274 on: August 01, 2012, 11:21:07 am »

Nooo! Keep translating! Point to him and say "hurt?" If he doesn't get it, slap our own arm, point to it and say hurt, then point at him and ask again.

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Re: Isle
« Reply #275 on: August 01, 2012, 11:50:36 am »

We're not leaving until this obviously Latin gentleman can tell us all the things. And does that. Persistence is our village's trait, damnit.

Or he can just die of infection already and we steal his horse giraffe.
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Re: Isle
« Reply #276 on: August 01, 2012, 12:51:10 pm »

Try to patch the guy up as best we can and take him back to the village. Maybe the wise guys can interpret his language.
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Re: Isle
« Reply #277 on: August 01, 2012, 02:51:14 pm »

I now second the more patient ubove me.
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Re: Isle
« Reply #278 on: August 01, 2012, 04:44:22 pm »

You order your men to patch up the strange, pale man as best they can and prepare to head home.

You also take a small group and manage to procure some Beasts, which the "Latin" man calls "Horses". You have a breeding stock now, although still fewer than you'd like. Particularly, one with a broken leg seems to be not feeling so well, and you wonder if it would be best to put it down or attempt to breed it and avoid incest (Your tribe has long been aware that sustained incest can lead to curses or bad spirits.) among your new livestock.

The way home is uneventful, but as you approach the wall, your warriors seem less than happy at your return.
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Ikusaba Quest! - Fistfighting space robots for the benefit of your familial bonds to Satan is passe, so you call Sherlock Holmes and ask her to pop by.

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Re: Isle
« Reply #279 on: August 01, 2012, 08:50:29 pm »

O snap I sense our overthrow.
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Re: Isle
« Reply #280 on: August 02, 2012, 01:53:14 am »

Ask all the people to come outside, to look at this strange new man and his strange new creatures.
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Re: Isle
« Reply #281 on: August 02, 2012, 12:13:14 pm »

Talk to Dou Dou. See whats been going on in your absence.
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Re: Isle
« Reply #282 on: August 08, 2012, 09:19:07 pm »

Ask all the people to come outside, to look at this strange new man and his strange new creatures.
The people seem to ignore you, looking inside at someone.

Dao Dao walks out through the gate.

Talk to Dou Dou. See whats been going on in your absence.
"Hello, Son."

"Father."

"What's going on, Dao? Why do the people shirk my commands?"

"They aren't going to listen to you anymore. Things have changed."

O snap I sense our overthrow.
"Oh." You say. "Oh Snap."

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May this tie bind thee to a brighter future!​
Ikusaba Quest! - Fistfighting space robots for the benefit of your familial bonds to Satan is passe, so you call Sherlock Holmes and ask her to pop by.

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Re: Isle
« Reply #283 on: August 08, 2012, 09:49:56 pm »

>Ask Dou Dou what's going on and what has changed. Keep our new, shiny spear ready in case the change is a bad thing.

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Re: Isle
« Reply #284 on: August 08, 2012, 09:53:57 pm »

"Fuck. That. What have you DONE Dou Dou?"
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