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[Toaster]

In the dark, there's a dull wet thump.  The lights flicker back on, and Dariush is face down with a similar mark on his head.  You cart him out of the room and get back to the argument.

You're running out of time- the ceremony is about to begin!


Day 3 has begun!   With 5 alive, 3 to hammer.

You are one of the innocent dancers in the group.  You have no special abilities, so you must use your wits and cunning to determine who the thieves are.  Good luck!

You win when the thieves are eliminated.

[Orangebottle]

Excuse me, Andrew, but I believe you have some explaining to do with that hammer.

So to be clear the reason why i'm hammering penngo009 is...not getting asking questions and for trying to stay on the sidelines and not being noticed.

So, explain to me:

I'll scratch that, anyone looks like they could be mafia. I'm looking at you Native, Orange. Why are you two voting with each other, at close to the same time?

What is this if not asking questions and being noticed?

Also, your hammering of Penngo is directly out-of-line with your previously stated suspicions. If you were suspicious enough of Penngo to hammer him, why didn't you mention it here?

[zombie urist]

Orangebottle
You've been on Andrew pretty much this entire game. Why are you FOSing him instead of voting? Also earlier you said you didn't like Jim's posts. Why aren't you looking into that?

[Orangebottle]

Orangebottle

There's your first mistake.

Why are you FOSing him instead of voting?

There's your second. Look at the player count. Five. Assuming two scum, we're in LYLO. Assuming one, we have a day before LYLO. Today, three votes are needed to lynch someone. Assuming two scum, a single wrong townie vote can lose the game.

That's why I FOS'd Andrew instead of voting for him.

Also earlier you said you didn't like Jim's posts. Why aren't you looking into that?

I am. I'm not going to talk about it if I don't have anything yet, and it's hard to ask questions when I have no idea where to start.

[Dariush]

Wow, this is what, second time I've ever been NK'd? Or third?

[NativeForeigner]

Andrew. How are you not dead yet? First, you get confused and contradict yourself about the townie-title. Then you proceed to be utterly useless and evasive, and now you've hammered Penngo with, quite possibly, one of the shittiest reasons to hammer ever. Instead of asking questions, you just hammer him and bring us to LYLO. You're scum, you should have hanged yesterday.

[penngo009]

*Sigh* Yall sucked when you suspected me. You had NO EVIDENCE WHATSOEVER. So your non-existant proof worked out, eh?

[Jim Groovester]

Cheap rotten scum move time.

Andrew425.

[zombie urist]

Andrew425

Ok.

[Urist Imiknorris]

Welp.

[Toaster]

Almost as soon as the arguments begin, they're over.  Andrew is chucked out, and the lights flicker out one more time.

When they come back on, Orangebottle and NativeForeigner are lying on the ground knocked out, and Jim Groovester and Zombie Urist are gone- presumably with the Golden Hammer.  The other seven are interrogated by security, and eventually released.  The show is ruined without the Hammer, and MC Hammer is forced to sell Hammertime- again.

Game Over!  Jim Groovester and Zombie Urist, Mafia, have won!

Scum Chat
Dead Chat (6 posts)

Spoiler: Roles and Actions (click to show/hide)

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Jim was a Mafioso, ZU was a roleblocker, OB was a doctor, and everyone else was a townie.  ZU gets bonus points for blocking the only town power role two nights consecutively- not that he was protecting the right target anyway- Native both nights.

[Jim Groovester]

I feel dirty.

But a win's a win.

[Toaster]

Well, that was an interesting experiment.  What did everyone think?  It ended up fairly lurky, as I expected it would.

[Jim Groovester]

Lylo seems impossible for the town in a hammers game, because shit like this happens. Essentially the town has to win before lylo, otherwise, one misstep results in a loss.

And no deadlines means lurk lurk lurk lurk lurk.

Both in combination seems like they wouldn't lead to good games.

[zombie urist]

I feel dirty.
But a win's a win.

Same.

But hooray for bonus points!