Raptor attacks an honest barman again. [1+1] Vs [3] The barman gives him a firm chop to the chops. (-1Hp)
Sinpwn attempts some form of dance attack on the police officer. [1] Vs [1] ...I have nothing to say to that ._.'
Nirur makes the mental descision as that a position of great importance in this city could be beneficial to him! [6+3] ((O_O)) Nirur is now the President of the United Lands of Some Description! He is ambushed by an assasin of rather ill motives! [6-1] Vs [1] President Torir clouts the fellon across the face with his quadraceps! Those gemstones really left quite significant bruising. The assassin stumbles backwards [6] into a rather oddly placed landmine. [1] Vs [3] He is launched back the way he came, into President Torir! [5-1] Vs [4] The force knocks both men out! President Torir is pondering whether every day in the exciting world of politics is similar to this
Tiruin attacks the shadiest fellow he can find. [Randomchoice] That happens to be Maxinum. [6+2] Vs [4] If Guybrush was involved, the fight would be something like this-"You fight like a dairy farmer!" "I SMASH YOU LIKE COW!" Maxinum sure felt the brunt of that attack (Maxinum: -4Hp). Tiruin then attempts to quaff his beer.[4-1] It makes him slightly more angry, due to how generic it is. ((Can you also keep track of the effects statuses have please? Kthxbye))
Cerapa tries to think the universe into being batshit! [2+1] Well, the universe may contain batshit, yes, but the universe contains so many other things as well! Cerapa starts thinking more. [1] A bat shits on him anyway.
Lawas tries to do DIY hand repair [2] He decides not to risk it.
Yougied tries to toss the car. [3-1] He doesn't. He may want to put it down soon.
Maxinum challenges Tiruin to a deadly duel of riddles! [1] All Tiruin heard was the "deadly duel" bit. [6] Vs [6+2] Maxinum shows a great lot of power, but Maxinum wins again. (-2Hp)
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Topic: What Plot? [Turn 16-I am an asshole] (Read 14607 times)