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Author Topic: What Plot? [Turn 16-I am an asshole]  (Read 14561 times)

Tiruin

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Re: What Plot? [Turn 2-Beserkers, Suits and Police]
« Reply #30 on: March 01, 2012, 10:13:01 pm »

(Just a note, the term berserker was coined from real history, though changed in time and popular culture. Also, was thinking along the lines of a Celtic Warrior. Ah well...)

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>Learn the path of the Celtic Warrior through battle! Attack the shadiest looking erudite and intimidate for knowledge!

>Drink that beer, if possible!


(Has everyone forgotten that we had generic beer as our starting item? No?)
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cerapa

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Re: What Plot? [Turn 2-Beserkers, Suits and Police]
« Reply #31 on: March 02, 2012, 08:48:36 am »

>Logically assume that the universe is batshit. Therefore, batshit is the universe. Look for batshit.

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Re: What Plot? [Turn 2-Beserkers, Suits and Police]
« Reply #32 on: March 02, 2012, 08:53:54 am »

>Go to the bathroom and wrap finger in tissue paper to heal it.
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« Last Edit: March 02, 2012, 09:15:50 am by lawastooshort »
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Re: What Plot? [Turn 2-Beserkers, Suits and Police]
« Reply #33 on: March 02, 2012, 07:21:58 pm »

>Throw the car in any direction, as it seems unwise to continue holding it up.
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Maxinum McDreich

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Re: What Plot? [Turn 2-Beserkers, Suits and Police]
« Reply #34 on: March 02, 2012, 09:31:39 pm »

YIKES
Sorry, I hadn't seen this in a while!

Well now! This was a good start! A phone number, and promised date! Things be looking up!

>wait till Tiriun's in full flow in attacking someone else before engaging him in a deadly duel...
Of riddles! We both state our riddle, the first one to get the other's wins. The wager? My beer for him putting clothes on! (his -2 on anything else rolls should come in handy here :3)

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Re: What Plot? [Turn 2-Beserkers, Suits and Police]
« Reply #35 on: March 03, 2012, 01:55:56 pm »

If possible, I'd like to join/waitlist a character. Prefferably a Pony.
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ExKirby

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Re: What Plot? [Turn 2-Beserkers, Suits and Police]
« Reply #36 on: March 03, 2012, 05:43:06 pm »

Raptor attacks an honest barman again. [1+1] Vs [3] The barman gives him a firm chop to the chops. (-1Hp)

Sinpwn attempts some form of dance attack on the police officer. [1] Vs [1] ...I have nothing to say to that ._.'

Nirur makes the mental descision as that a position of great importance in this city could be beneficial to him! [6+3] ((O_O)) Nirur is now the President of the United Lands of Some Description! He is ambushed by an assasin of rather ill motives! [6-1] Vs [1] President Torir clouts the fellon across the face with his quadraceps! Those gemstones really left quite significant bruising. The assassin stumbles backwards [6] into a rather oddly placed landmine. [1] Vs [3] He is launched back the way he came, into President Torir! [5-1] Vs [4] The force knocks both men out! President Torir is pondering whether every day in the exciting world of politics is similar to this

Tiruin attacks the shadiest fellow he can find. [Randomchoice] That happens to be Maxinum. [6+2] Vs [4] If Guybrush was involved, the fight would be something like this-"You fight like a dairy farmer!" "I SMASH YOU LIKE COW!" Maxinum sure felt the brunt of that attack (Maxinum: -4Hp). Tiruin then attempts to quaff his beer.[4-1] It makes him slightly more angry, due to how generic it is. ((Can you also keep track of the effects statuses have please? Kthxbye))

Cerapa tries to think the universe into being batshit! [2+1] Well, the universe may contain batshit, yes, but the universe contains so many other things as well! Cerapa starts thinking more. [1] A bat shits on him anyway.

Lawas tries to do DIY hand repair [2] He decides not to risk it.

Yougied tries to toss the car. [3-1] He doesn't. He may want to put it down soon.

Maxinum challenges Tiruin to a deadly duel of riddles! [1] All Tiruin heard was the "deadly duel" bit. [6] Vs [6+2] Maxinum shows a great lot of power, but Maxinum wins again. (-2Hp)
« Last Edit: March 04, 2012, 10:04:25 am by ExKirby »
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Nirur Torir

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Re: What Plot?
« Reply #37 on: March 03, 2012, 05:50:58 pm »

> It is now my duty to hire some bodyguards with the presidential security budget.

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Re: What Plot? [Turn 3-All Hail President Torir]
« Reply #38 on: March 03, 2012, 06:37:59 pm »

>ungenerically (read: with feet) put a sign about bodyguard works in the barmans forehead

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« Last Edit: March 04, 2012, 09:23:11 am by raptorfangamer »
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Re: What Plot? [Turn 3-All Hail President Torir]
« Reply #39 on: March 03, 2012, 08:25:40 pm »

>Attempt to leave my body and hijack the officer's.

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« Last Edit: March 04, 2012, 02:03:43 am by Sinpwn »
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Tiruin

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Re: What Plot? [Turn 3-All Hail President Torir]
« Reply #40 on: March 04, 2012, 01:23:14 am »

((Ahh, the benefits of a language, hail to President Torir! I wonder, is that -2 to everything mean actually, everything?! I can't breath unless having a negative, or can I walk in a straight line unless in a fight or listen to ambient sounds unless it's a warsong...You get the idea.))

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{Everyone, list down your own statuses and inventory!}

Does the -2Hp refer to me, or to Maxinum?


>Kill off my status as a berserker, by meditating on the true ways of a Celtic Warrior!



((Yep, killing.))
« Last Edit: March 04, 2012, 01:25:51 am by Tiruin »
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Re: What Plot? [Turn 2-Beserkers, Suits and Police]
« Reply #41 on: March 04, 2012, 03:32:44 am »

>Go to the nearest experimental cybernetics facility and volunteer to undergo experimental finger surgery to heal it and me.
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cerapa

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Re: What Plot? [Turn 3-All Hail President Torir]
« Reply #42 on: March 04, 2012, 05:52:01 am »

And indeed, I found batshit.

>Grab batshit, make sword. Logically batshit is batshit enough to make a batshit sword out of batshit, but thats really philosophically batshit and completely irrevelant and/or batshit.

Batshit doesnt look like a word anymore.

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ExKirby

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Re: What Plot? [Turn 3-All Hail President Torir]
« Reply #43 on: March 04, 2012, 12:20:23 pm »

((Ahh, the benefits of a language, hail to President Torir! I wonder, is that -2 to everything mean actually, everything?! I can't breath unless having a negative, or can I walk in a straight line unless in a fight or listen to ambient sounds unless it's a warsong...You get the idea.))

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{Everyone, list down your own statuses and inventory!}

Does the -2Hp refer to me, or to Maxinum?


>Kill off my status as a berserker, by meditating on the true ways of a Celtic Warrior!



((Yep, killing.))

1. Everything that would require some mental processing.
2. Please don't use Acronyms. I can't seem them on a DSi ._.
3. Maxinum. I forgot to add the +2 which I mentally applied.
4. That action is pushing your luck, expect the legendary -2
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Maxinum McDreich

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Re: What Plot? [Turn 3-All Hail President Torir]
« Reply #44 on: March 04, 2012, 01:44:10 pm »

> The riddles with Tiriun once again! We both state our riddle, the first one to get the other's wins. The wager? My beer for him putting clothes on!


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