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Author Topic: What Plot? [Turn 16-I am an asshole]  (Read 14600 times)

raptorfangamer

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Re: What Plot? [Turn 9-Breaking and Making the Rules]
« Reply #90 on: March 11, 2012, 05:24:12 pm »
>attack the closest generic person you have

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Quote from: MonkeyHead on December 21, 2011, 06:13:23 pm
"Tobar, whats that on the wall?"

"That, Urist, is a reminder not to piss me off..."

Caellath

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Re: What Plot? [Turn 9-Breaking and Making the Rules]
« Reply #91 on: March 11, 2012, 05:47:50 pm »
>Kill the necromancer. Drain his soul and get his outfit.

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Quote from: piecewise on April 13, 2012, 10:23:04 pm
"Hey steve." You speak into the air.
>Yes?
"Could you guys also make a hamburger out of this arm when they cut it off? I wanted to eat it just for the sake of tasting it."
>That is horrible and disgusting. It will no doubt set you apart and create fear in your team mates. So of course.

Maxinum McDreich

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Re: What Plot? [Turn 9-Breaking and Making the Rules]
« Reply #92 on: March 11, 2012, 06:56:33 pm »
>Explain again that he had just found it, and how stupid would he have to be to hand in counterfeit money if it was him!


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Tiruin

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Re: What Plot? [Turn 9-Breaking and Making the Rules]
« Reply #93 on: March 11, 2012, 10:55:29 pm »
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>Strum an Ode to the Celtic God, Ogmios, requesting passage and protection before proving my worth.

>If possible, apply warpaint to self, blue is preferred.
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Sinpwn

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Re: What Plot? [Turn 9-Breaking and Making the Rules]
« Reply #94 on: March 12, 2012, 02:19:25 am »
>Challenge the highest ranking officer to a one-on-one disco fight.

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lawastooshort

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Re: What Plot? [Turn 7-Zombie Police Mafia]
« Reply #95 on: March 12, 2012, 03:34:42 am »
>When I get to Canada, find the prime minister and tell him I am the new king, sent by the old one, as proven by my bringing £1000, the Royal Amount. I demand sudden banjos and immediate first aid.

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cerapa

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Re: What Plot? [Turn 9-Breaking and Making the Rules]
« Reply #96 on: March 12, 2012, 01:38:20 pm »
>Meditate harder! Unlock the power of the batshit soul! Buy groceries!

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Tick, tick, tick the time goes by,
tick, tick, tick the clock blows up.

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Re: What Plot? [Turn 9-Breaking and Making the Rules]
« Reply #97 on: March 12, 2012, 06:01:15 pm »
Spring break's been keeping me busy.

>Hit the gym, and work out to become strong enough to tear off this costume!

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Nirur Torir

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Re: What Plot? [Turn 9-Breaking and Making the Rules]
« Reply #98 on: March 12, 2012, 06:24:50 pm »
> I, President Torir, mandate a holiday over the next two turns: National Creek-Bridge Battle Celebration Day. Parades will be held to honor the many veterans doubtlessly in attendance. A variety of complimentary cheese-based refreshments will be served during the festivities.
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ExKirby

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Re: What Plot? [Turn 9-Breaking and Making the Rules]
« Reply #99 on: March 14, 2012, 05:11:35 pm »
Raptor beats on randoms. [3] It's a VERY GENERIC PERSON! [1+2] Vs [4] He delivers a VERY GENERIC PUNCH. (-1Hp)

Cael fights on! [Cael: 6+1, 1+1] [Leader: 6+1, 6+1] [CHoard: 6, 3+1] Vs ['Mancer: 2, 1, 5] [MHoard: 6, 1, 2+4] Amidst a clutter of swords and zombie guts, the necromancer is slain. Angered, the raised hoard lash out at Cael's army, but the Barman mops the floor with them. Literally. <<BODY COUNT: Cael -4Hp, CHoard -2Hp : 'Mancer: DEAD, MHoard: -6Hp>>

Maxinum uses LOGIC! [1] It's not very effective... he gets arrested! While in prison, you will be beaten by some thugs for 1d6 damage every turn, so escape may be a good idea.

Tiruin plays a guitar solo! [1+1] The gate man is not very impressed. [4] However, he likes the new blue war paint and lets you in.

Sinpwn decides to challenge the arriving officer to a disco-off! [1] The cop has moves so smooth, you can almost hear the grease crying. He still wants to arrest Sinpwn.

Lawas atempts to usurp power. [3] He becomes an MP. That's... sorta like being king? He took your (-£1000) anyway.

Cerapa meditates more. [1+1] ...Wow this is boring.

Yougied goes to the gym. [5-1] He's becoming stronger... (+1 to combat)

President Torir mandates NCBBM Day! The cheese sales have gone up so much that anyone in the LAND OF EPIC BATTLES gets a +1 for the next two turns!
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Quote from: Darvi on October 31, 2012, 11:58:22 am
Derm would be a Half-Minute Hero boss. YOU HAVE 30 SECONDS TO FUCK HIM UP OR HE DOES IT TO THE ENTIRE WORLD!

lawastooshort

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Re: What Plot? [Turn 10-My longest RTD]
« Reply #100 on: March 14, 2012, 05:15:15 pm »
>Use my MP's private health care cover and get some total healing.

First health, tomorrow the world!

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raptorfangamer

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Re: What Plot? [Turn 9-Breaking and Making the Rules]
« Reply #101 on: March 14, 2012, 05:30:31 pm »
>he hit me, tell him the tale of the barman and the drunken raptor while fighting him

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Quote from: MonkeyHead on December 21, 2011, 06:13:23 pm
"Tobar, whats that on the wall?"

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Caellath

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Re: What Plot? [Turn 10-My longest RTD]
« Reply #102 on: March 14, 2012, 05:45:48 pm »
>Convert the zombies, get the outfit. Get that soul if possible.

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Quote from: piecewise on April 13, 2012, 10:23:04 pm
"Hey steve." You speak into the air.
>Yes?
"Could you guys also make a hamburger out of this arm when they cut it off? I wanted to eat it just for the sake of tasting it."
>That is horrible and disgusting. It will no doubt set you apart and create fear in your team mates. So of course.

Maxinum McDreich

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Re: What Plot? [Turn 10-My longest RTD]
« Reply #103 on: March 14, 2012, 06:58:46 pm »
Dear lord! I get a great date, and randomness kills me?

I'm not really sure how to get out of a jail, though the idea of being beaten to death whilst in custody is wierd. No Plot! Too Right! :3

>Lament how such a normal life has been destroyed by inept police! Hopefully, a mixture of sympathy and common cause against the police will stop the thugs from hitting me!

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Sinpwn

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Re: What Plot? [Turn 10-My longest RTD]
« Reply #104 on: March 14, 2012, 07:12:41 pm »
>Tell the police that they have the wrong number, then walk inside and go back on the computer.

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