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[Sinpwn]

>Watch T.V. until a cash for gold ad shows up, then mail it all to the provided address.

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Status:18 HP

Skills: Body Swapping

Inventory: 110 Gold Ingots

Factions: ULSD Mafia

[lawastooshort]

>Flee as hard as possible into the nearest supermarket, and get some bandages to heal me. Offer either some of my £1000 or a view of my tattoo as payment.

Spoiler: Stats (click to show/hide)

HP: 2
Banjos: 0
£: 1000

[Maxinum McDreich]

Sweet. If only real life was as easy at this =v

>Alrighty, date done. Head back home to sleep. Dream sweet dreams and hope no zombies attack.

Name: Will The Fumbler (WTF)
Inventory: a waitresses phone number.
Health: 14hp

[Caellath]

((Oh, okay.))

>Head towards the nearest tailor or D&D goods shop and ask for a free necromancer's armored robe and staff. If I fail, get the zombies to kick the crap out of convince the salesperson. If I am successful, zombify them anyway. Also, watch and see if raptor gets his face kicked.

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HP:20
Inventory:Nothing
Status: Had a short streak of luck and just discovered he is a necromancer; trying to avoid a drunk person who keeps spilling beer all over the bar.
Other:
Small Zombie Army
Zombie Master (ex-Barman): 10 Hp, +1 Attack
2 Zombies: 12 Hp

[cerapa]

>Kill him with the Sword of Batshit, and then absorb his inner batshit(some people call it a soul).

Spoiler: Stats (click to show/hide)

17 HP

Skills:
thinks a bit clearer: +1 to all Logic based rolls

Inventory:
Sword of Batshit

[Tiruin]

Tiruin smiled wide as he marveled at his new arsenal. A Great Helm and a snow white cape along with well-crafted axe in the shape of an instrument. He wondered what kind of minstrel owned these? Anyway, it was back to business.

((Woohoo, -1 for the Victory!))

Spoiler: Tiruin (click to show/hide)

Health: 20/20
Skills:
Celtic Warrior - +1 to battle rolls ; -1 to deep mental rolls
Inventory:
Winged Full Helm and White-field Cloak - Negates the -1 modifier of the Celtic trait
☼Guitaraxe☼ - +2 to battle rolls(?)
Generic beer (1)
Status:
Feeling Epic.

Scavenge for a map that indicates the position of the present area and any nearby kingdoms.

[ExKirby]

Raptor, despite the police presence, gives mo' free beer. [4] The police take some of the beer and leave. Raptor still has loads left. He gives three bottles to Cael. (Cael: +3 Generic Beverage)

Sinpwn watches TV. [2] No Cash/Gold adverts appear. It looks like a private buyer is in order.

Lawas flees to a supermarket! [2] No, the police still want to arrest him and will do so next turn.

Maxinum heads home. [5] For whatever reason, £1000 has been left on his doorstep.

Cael goes to the shop Tiruin is in. [1] The shopkeeper really hates zombies and attacks them with a random sword! [6+1] [4] Vs [4+1, 1+1] ...Well that didn't work. ((In other news, I've realised that the number of zombies you have isn't important, but their total Hhp is, so you only need to track that.)) (+6 Zombie Hoard Hp)

Cerapa sacrifices a policeman. [5] The cop dies, but Cerapa feels his sword become more... powerful. (+1 Batshit Soul)

Tiruin goes map hunting. [5-1(D>rp)] It appears there are five nations in this world: The ULSD, Americatransylvaniatexas, Chinacountry, Ikea and the LAND OF EPIC BATTLES. The latter is well known for its cheese.

[lawastooshort]

>Escape out the back of the supermarket via the loading bay and jump on the truck headed for Canada.

Spoiler: Stats (click to show/hide)

HP: 2
Banjos: 0
£: 1000

[raptorfangamer]

>rename your broken bottle with a cheesy name, it should get you more positive rolls!

Spoiler: stats (click to show/hide)

health: 19
skills: none as of now
inventory: broken bottle (+1 to attack)
status ailments: FREE BEER!

[Sinpwn]

>Browse the interwebs for anyone looking to buy gold.

Spoiler: Stats (click to show/hide)

Status:18 HP

Skills: Body Swapping

Inventory: 110 Gold Ingots

Factions: ULSD Mafia

[Caellath]

>Get the sword the shopkeeper was using and search for necromancer equipment.

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HP:20
Inventory: 3 Generic Beverages.
Status: Quite content. Looking for necro equip, unsuccessful so far.
Other:
Small Zombie Army
Zombie Master (ex-Barman): 10 Hp, +1 Attack
Zombie Hoard: 18 Hp

[Maxinum McDreich]

Oh my, a grand?

This isn't mine! Someone must miss this!

>Head to the police station, hand in the money stating I had just found it on my doorstep for whatever reason. State hope the owner gets it.

(PS. I am SO gonna have to do something out of the ordinary soon )

Name: Will The Fumbler (WTF)
Inventory: a waitresses phone number. £1000...kinda soon not to have :3
Health: 14hp

[Tiruin]

((I keep on forgetting that lopsided triangle!))

A smile crept along Tiruin's face. Cheese was the food of Nobility, and to a lesser extent, GLORY!

He knew he had to get there to prove his worth.

>Go to the LAND OF EPIC BATTLES. Practice my music on my axe on the way!

>Trade off the map to anyone who needs it, for something of practical value.

Spoiler: Tiruin (click to show/hide)

Health: 20/20
Skills:
Celtic Warrior - +1 to battle rolls ; -1 to deep mental rolls
Inventory:
Winged Full Helm and White-field Cloak - Negates the -1 modifier of the Celtic trait
☼Guitaraxe☼ - +2 to battle rolls(?)
Generic beer (1)
Status:
Feeling Epic.

((I need clarification on that +2 axe though.))

[cerapa]

>Meditate on what I have learned.

Spoiler: Stats (click to show/hide)

17 HP

Skills:
thinks a bit clearer: +1 to all Logic based rolls

Inventory:
Sword of Batshit
 1 batshit soul

[ExKirby]

Lawas boards the truck for Canada. You know, I'm fairly sure that Canada isn't one of the five lands, I don't think [5] Canada randomly appears and the truck goes to it.

Raptor renames his bottle. I hardly think that just renaming a weapon is going to [5] The One Too Many deals +2 in attack scenarios now!

Sinpwn looks for a gold buyer on webuygoldlocal.org.lsd You know, after those two silly actions, I can't wait for this one to [1] It turns out that the website was a trap set up to catch the ULSD Mafia! Cops are moving towards Sin's house as ExKirby types!

Cael gets looting. The sword is a simple (+1 Sword(+1 to Combat)) [6] and it turns out they have a full necromancer's outfit with the necromancer in it! He summons 15Hp of zombies! ((First ever Zombie Hoard fight, withh some extras.)) [Cael: 5+1, 3+1] [Leader:1+1, 5+1] [CHoard: 2, 5+4+1] Vs ['Mancer: 6, 1, 1] [MHoard: 5, 6, 6 +6+5] Cael and the necromancer have a good fight, but the barman comes out of nowhere to level the playing field. However, both are rushed by the spawned hoards, slightly scratching Cael. (FYI, Necromancers are immune to zombification.) Cael's hoard try to fight back but get decimated. <<BODY COUNT: Cael -1Hp, CHoard -8Hp : 'Mancer -2Hp MHoard -1Hp>> ((Hoard Vs Hoard rolls get 1 dice per 5Hp))

Maxinum acts like a good person and hands in the money. [1] It's all counterfit, and the police blame him! He will probably get arrested if he doesn't do something. (-£1000)

Tiruin, who's axe does indeed give +2 to combat, goes to the LAND OF EPIC BATTLES. [4] It turns out that Tiruin is quite a good guitarist. Who would have known? (SKILL GET: Decent Guitarist: +1 to playing guitar) [5] He gets £100 for the map. Eventually, he arrives at the gates of the LAND OF EPIC BATTLES. To enter, he must prove his worth.

Cerapa meditates. [1+1] He has learned absolutely nothing.