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[cerapa]

>Attack again. From behind. The best he could do is dodge, unless he somehow manages to kick behind himself.

Spoiler: Stats (click to show/hide)

17 HP

Skills:
thinks a bit clearer: +1 to all Logic based rolls

Inventory:
Sword of Batshit

EDIT: I most certainly did not forget to write my stats. Your accusations are baseless and wrong! I would never do such a thing!

[Roundabout Lout]

Forget this lame super suit!

>Dramatically tear children's superhero costume away from body

Spoiler: stats (click to show/hide)

HP: 12/20
Skills: None
Inventory: Children's superhero costume (-1 to all rolls)

[lawastooshort]

>Run into the nearest street and ask people if they'll pay a dollar to look at my amazing holy back. Try to collect enough dollars to some healthcare.

Spoiler: Stats (click to show/hide)

HP: 2
Banjos: 0

[BullDog]

Everybody, add Toadburger to your ignore list. He posted shock images all over the forums.

[ExKirby]

Raptor fights with the barman. [5+1] Vs [3] The barman is dead. He died the way he lived, being bashed by crazy folk with bottles.

Sinpwn attempts the body swap. [4] It works. On a random note, I forgot to say that the policeman's bodyshould have taken 3 damage, so have a free attack. [4] Vs [6-2] Well that had no discernable result.

Tiruin attempts to get some armour and a weapon. [3-1(D>rp)] Everything is too expensive for him.

Cael randomly appears [3] In the bar. He is confuused as to why the barman is dead.

Cerapa attacks the police officer from behind. [5] Vs [4-2] It worked. The police officer is quite beaten now.

Yougied tries to remove his clothes! [3-1] Man these things are tight. He can't seem to pull the garments off!

Lawas tries to earn some money. [6] It appears that people want to see your reproductive organ tattoo! The cops think you are a con man and ask politely to hand over the (+£1000) you just got.

BullDog complains. [4-2(No st>tus)] ExKirby politely asks him to tell ToadyOne or ThreeToe, they can handle it.

[BullDog]

I apologize, just warning people.

[Sinpwn]

>Dance past everyone, away from the bar and towards the nearest criminal organization.

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Status:18 HP

Skills: Body Swapping

Inventory: 10 Gold Ingots

[raptorfangamer]

>oh my god, I killed a somebod- free beer for everyone!

Spoiler: stats (click to show/hide)

health: 19
skills: none as of now
inventory: broken bottle (+1 to attack)
status ailments: FREE BEER!

[Maxinum McDreich]

Alrighty!

>Head back home, and put on some generic, yet easy on the eyes, clothes for the date! Head to the Generic Restaraunt 5 minutes early!

I have NO IDEA why I've got my character on a date.

Name: Will The Fumbler (WTF)
Inventory: a waitresses phone number.
Health: 14hp (lookie! I got it, I got it! :3)

[Caellath]

>Ressurrect the barman. By pure medical skill (also known as booze and/or folk rock).

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HP:20
Inventory:Nothing?

[Tiruin]

Spoiler: Tiruin (click to show/hide)

Health: 20/20
Skills:
Celtic 'Berserker' - +1 to battle rolls ; -1 to non-battle rolls that include heavy use of neurons
Inventory:
The skin of my back and the grit of my beard.
Generic beer (1)
Status:
A tad bit angry - (?)

>Re-intimidate the shopkeeper for an ungeneric longsword and ungeneric animal pelt armor! And a unique raven-emblem helmet!

((So...on that status. I have no idea what it does even if keep track of it.))

[lawastooshort]

>Show the cops my tatoo, and ask them to join my holy tatoo cult. They can touch it and everything.

Spoiler: Stats (click to show/hide)

HP: 2
Banjos: 0
£: 1000

[cerapa]

>Demand that he yield before the power of batshit. Try to make it sound like its actually logical.

Spoiler: Stats (click to show/hide)

17 HP

Skills:
thinks a bit clearer: +1 to all Logic based rolls

Inventory:
Sword of Batshit

[ExKirby]

Sinpwn decides to join a crime syndicate. [4] He gets enlisted into the ULSD Mafia. His first job is to find a buyer for their stacks of gold-100 ingots. He may as well sell his gold as well...

Raptor gives away free beer! [1] The police arrive and want to arrest him for selling booze below the minimum price. Oh dear.

Maxinum heads to the resteraunt. [5] He proceeds to give the woman the best date ever. She loves him, definately.

Cael plays necromancer! [5] The barman is resurrected and attacks the policemen with ZOMBIE STREGNTH! [5+1, 6+1] Vs [4] [1] The cops get zombified. Cael now has a small zombie army on his side (+1 Master Zombie (10Hp, +1 Attack), +2 Zombies (12Hp)) ((Zombie hoards share a Hp total. Large mobs may also gain this factor.))

Tiruin attempts to use persuasion to get his shit. [6-1] He is bestowed a **Legendary Guitar** (Which doubles as a +2 axe) and an epic helmet-cape combo (Remember the -1 from beserker? With these, it no longer exists.) He feels damn epic.

Lawas shows off his tattoo. [3] The cops decide not to arrest him for another turn.

Cerapa uses batshit persuasion. [4] The policeman understands now. He wants you to kill him for the good of greater batshit.

[raptorfangamer]

>yay! give more beer to cael and try to claim the socks off the zombie barman

Spoiler: stats (click to show/hide)

health: 19
skills: none as of now
inventory: broken bottle (+1 to attack)
status ailments: FREE BEER!