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[raptorfangamer]

oyay, I guess the obviously overpowered skill I obviously didnt have thing worked out

>cheer unless the VERI GENERYC PERSON moves

Spoiler: stats (click to show/hide)

health: 17
skills: none as of now
inventory: The One Too Many (+2 to combat)
status ailments: CHIERS!

[Caellath]

>Enhance my powers through concentration of dark energies.

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HP:15
Inventory: 3 Generic Beverages; 1 Sword (+1 Attack); 1 Necromancer's robes (+1 Necromancy)
Status: Fine and dandy.
Other:
Small Zombie Army
Zombie Master (ex-Barman): 10 Hp, +1 Attack
Zombie Hoard: 19 Hp

[lawastooshort]

>Use my powerful position to make Canada invade Japan to acquire their cybernetics technology - we need it for our er.

Spoiler: Stats (click to show/hide)

HP: 7
Banjos: 0
£: 0000

[Tiruin]

>Obtain fame and glory in the LAND OF EPIC BATTLES, after beating down that Cheesemaker.

((lol @ Wymar  ))

Spoiler: Tiruin (click to show/hide)

Health: 20/20

Skills:
Celtic Warrior - +1 to battle rolls ; -1 to deep mental rolls
Decent Guitarist - +1 to playing the Guitar

Inventory:
Winged Full Helm and White-field Cloak - Negates the -1 modifier of the Warrior 'Berserker' trait
☼Guitaraxe☼ - +2 to battle rolls
Blue Warpaint
Cash - £100
Generic beer (1)

Status:
Feeling Epic.

[cerapa]

>Absorb hoard into myself. I will become a wizard powered by batshit!

Spoiler: Stats (click to show/hide)

17 HP

Skills:
thinks a bit clearer: +1 to all Logic based rolls
BATSHIT META KNOWLEDGE: Can summon batshit souls as a 5Hp Hoard!

Inventory:
Sword of Batshit
 1 batshit soul

16 HP bathoard

[Roundabout Lout]

>Jesus, these streets aren't safe. Find a gun.

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HP:12/20
Skills: Strong (+1 combat)
Inventory: Clothes

[ExKirby]

Sinpwn decides to buy a lair. [5] It may have cost him (-All of your money) but Sinpwn is now the proud owner of a (+Sin Cave), complete with... everything you'd want in a cave. Even a deathtrap! Cool.

Maxinum attempts to gain grammar power. [2] Yeah that's not working.

Raptor's chiers ((Seriously, I could grammar nazi you into WW3 if I could be bothered)) are cut short when he realises the VERY GENERIC PERSON is still standing. [3+2] Vs [1] Well that showed that generic person who's boss! He's now rather damaged.

Cael enhances his powers. [5] Yeah, that necromantic +1 is now +2.

Lawas tries to politically declare war! [6] The presiminister agrees, but contraversy is sparked. (Contraversy: -1 to politics) War ensues! Both sides have 50Hp, so 10 dice... [CAN: 4+6+4+2+3+4+5+6+2+2=38] Vs [JPN: 6+3+5+4+4+2+4+5+3+2=37] After all that rolling, Japan only lost a single man ._.

Tiruin finishes what he started. [2+3] Vs [5] DISREGARD MY LAST STATEMENT!

Cerapa absorbs the batshit power. [4] He expends all his hoard Hp to gain 3 Batshit Souls. Also, something I forgot to mention but I'll let it slide for this once; souls are used up when creating a hoard.

Yougied tries to find a gun. [2] He fails to find guns.

[Sinpwn]

>Contact Japan and convince them that they need the help of the ULSD mafia to win the war they are losing. In other words, get them to give me awesome futuristic spy gear that compliments my body stealing abilities.

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Status:18 HP

Skills: Body Swapping, Blatant Lies

Inventory: SIN CAVE

Factions: ULSD Mafia, not Canada, maybe Japan.

[raptorfangamer]

k, zo nao ai akt laik dis

>ckeel jim ounteel ji deed

Spoiler: stats (click to show/hide)

health: 17
skills: none as of now
inventory: The One Too Many (+2 to combat)
status ailments: Grammocalypse

[lawastooshort]

>Contact Japan and convince them I will get the war cancelled if they fit me out with the latest in banjogun cybermechatech.

Otherwise, the wrath of Canada be upon them!

Spoiler: Stats (click to show/hide)

HP: 7
Banjos: 0
£: 0000

[cerapa]

>Find a cave with bats, collect batshit. If batshit hits the fan, summon hoard.

Spoiler: Stats (click to show/hide)

17 HP

Skills:
thinks a bit clearer: +1 to all Logic based rolls
BATSHIT META KNOWLEDGE: Can summon batshit souls as a 5Hp Hoard! - at the cost of 1 batshit soul

Inventory:
Sword of Batshit
4 batshit souls

[Caellath]

>Use my necromancy to absorb the souls of congressmen (or something analog if they happen to have no souls) and use them to recharge my HP. Enhance the maximum HP amount too, if possible.

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HP:15
Inventory:
-3 Generic Beverages;
-1 Sword (+1 Attack);
-1 Necromancer's Robes (+1 Necromancy).
Passives: Necromantic Enhancement (+1 Necromancy).
Status: Fine.
Other:
Small Zombie Army
Zombie Master (ex-Barman): 10 Hp, +1 Attack
Zombie Hoard: 19 Hp

[Maxinum McDreich]

>Try again! The guy's still standing there afterall! I want to control the world with words!



Inventory: a waitresses phone number.
Health: 18hp

[Tiruin]

>Obtain fame and glory in the LAND OF EPIC BATTLES, after beating down that Cheesemaker.

Again!

Spoiler: Tiruin (click to show/hide)

Health: 20/20

Skills:
Celtic Warrior - +1 to battle rolls ; -1 to deep mental rolls
Decent Guitarist - +1 to playing the Guitar

Inventory:
Winged Full Helm and White-field Cloak - Negates the -1 modifier of the Warrior 'Berserker' trait
☼Guitaraxe☼ - +2 to battle rolls
Blue Warpaint
Cash - £100
Generic beer (1)

Status:
Feeling Epic.

[ExKirby]

Sinpwn uses BLATANT LIES! [3] If the ULSD Mafia DO help, some form of payment will be made. It won't be dramatic, but it will be something.

Raptor... GM COMPREHENSION ROLL! [1] Uhh... I think he said Finger Healing. [6] No, we did not just perform heart surgery on you. We did try fixing your fingers, but they seemed fine, so we did heart surgery instead. (-6Hp) And that all happened in the 5 second break in a fight.

Lawas tries politics. [1-1] Cybernetics? Sure. How about A ROCKET TO THE FACE YOU CANADIAN $*£)(^@! And then a giant anime mecha appeared. [3] Vs [2+2] Well that wasn't exactly dramatic. (-1Hp) WAR RAGES ON. And there had better be more kills... [CAN: 5+1+6+3+6+5+2+3+4+4=39] Vs [JPN: 1+5+4+6+5+6+4+4+5+1=41] Ok, so that's not quite what I had in mind...

Cerapa goes shit hunting. [2] He fails to find shit.

Cael uses necromantic healing. [4+2] Congressmen soul heart brains uhh... LIVER makes good healing [2] to the tune of (+2Hp), but the other congressmen are slightly annoyed.

Maxinum tries harder. [3] He discovers that grammar is made of batshit. You can see where this plot is going.

Tiruin acts like a lazy bastard recycles failed actions Wymar attacks again. [4+3] Vs [3] THE CHEESEMAKER IS DEAD. FINALLY.