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Author Topic: Dwarven Haiku, Limerick Edition! (With bonus limericks)  (Read 11635 times)

Talvieno

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Re: Dwarven Haiku
« Reply #30 on: February 29, 2012, 01:34:54 am »
When the duke asks
What I do while I'm on break
I tell him, "Don't ask."
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Re: Dwarven Haiku
« Reply #31 on: February 29, 2012, 01:38:13 am »
I need a cool quote/to hell with you, sig limit/spoiler function rocks!
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Re: Dwarven Haiku
« Reply #32 on: February 29, 2012, 02:04:38 am »
Ok, maybe it can be limericks; it just can't be that one.

There was a young dwarf from the mountain
Who was blind when it came down to counting.
His stack went so high
That it tickled the sky;
It was his first and last magma fountain.

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Re: Dwarven Haiku
« Reply #33 on: February 29, 2012, 02:06:20 am »
Quote from: doublestrafe on February 29, 2012, 02:04:38 am
Ok, maybe it can be limericks; it just can't be that one.

There was a young dwarf from the mountain
Who was blind when it came down to countin'.
His stack went so high
That it tickled the sky;
'Twas his first and last magma fountain.
Yeah, see, that was nice. lol
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Re: Dwarven Haiku
« Reply #34 on: February 29, 2012, 02:11:18 am »
Quote from: acetech09 on February 29, 2012, 12:35:05 am
Struck Adamantine!
A dwarf started digging it.
Shit. Novice miner.

Adamantine, IIRC, has a 100% mining chance.

Anyway, limericks all up in this thread.
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Re: Dwarven Haiku, Limerick Edition! (With bonus limericks)
« Reply #35 on: February 29, 2012, 03:21:52 am »
Marblewine, a white spire
To farm unicorns I desire
'Las, tonight I do tire.
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Re: Dwarven Haiku, Limerick Edition! (With bonus limericks)
« Reply #36 on: February 29, 2012, 04:40:55 am »
Found some other Haiku threads!
One
Two
Three

Why have I been looking? Well, I'm considering sticking a haiku on the first page of each chapter of me book - borrowed with permission from you lot.
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Re: Dwarven Haiku, Limerick Edition! (With bonus limericks)
« Reply #37 on: February 29, 2012, 06:36:32 am »
To every question
The answer: "MAGMA LANDMINES"
The problem is gone
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Re: Dwarven Haiku, Limerick Edition! (With bonus limericks)
« Reply #38 on: February 29, 2012, 07:30:43 am »
use ansi graphics
include badgers, socks and dwarves
awesomeness achieved.
« Last Edit: February 29, 2012, 07:38:50 am by daggaz »
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Re: Dwarven Haiku, Limerick Edition! (With bonus limericks)
« Reply #39 on: February 29, 2012, 07:33:26 am »
magma magma magma
magma magma magma magma
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(i suck at these things, i sometimes have inspiration, but usually i dont. :P)
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Re: Dwarven Haiku, Limerick Edition! (With bonus limericks)
« Reply #40 on: February 29, 2012, 07:40:02 am »
6 8 8 instead of 5 7 5 I see... ;)
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Re: Dwarven Haiku, Limerick Edition! (With bonus limericks)
« Reply #41 on: February 29, 2012, 08:06:04 am »
There once was a man from Nantucket-
ASCIt has been struck down.
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This is a very dorfy thread, and you WILL read it.

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Re: Dwarven Haiku, Limerick Edition! (With bonus limericks)
« Reply #42 on: February 29, 2012, 08:10:50 am »
I am so hungry
*goes and drains the insane king*
It was the cat's fault!
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Re: Dwarven Haiku, Limerick Edition! (With bonus limericks)
« Reply #43 on: February 29, 2012, 08:46:46 am »
There once was a dwarf named Urist
Now in the military but once a brewerist
The goblins did come
And Urist did run
And now the poor dwarves are fewerist   :'(

Edit: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYgZFm43ZN4 (link for a guide to Limerick(City) :))
« Last Edit: February 29, 2012, 08:54:09 am by Henrik Undrgrim »
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Re: Dwarven Haiku, Limerick Edition! (With bonus limericks)
« Reply #44 on: February 29, 2012, 10:21:10 am »
Quote from: ASCIt on February 29, 2012, 08:06:04 am
There once was a man from Nantucket-
ASCIt has been struck down.

Bwahahahaha!!!!

Well done.
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