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Author Topic: Dwarven Haiku, Limerick Edition! (With bonus limericks)  (Read 11636 times)

Flying Dice

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Re: Dwarven Haiku
« Reply #15 on: February 28, 2012, 04:31:07 pm »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on February 28, 2012, 04:21:16 pm
Quote from: Mitchewawa on February 28, 2012, 03:44:37 pm
Also, please refrain from spending too many posts correcting others' work.

har har

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Friendship is magma
What does everypony do?
Kill violently.
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2. Lock taskbar to the right side of your desktop.
3. Run Resize Enable

Talvieno

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Re: Dwarven Haiku
« Reply #16 on: February 28, 2012, 04:33:46 pm »
Quote from: Flying Dice on February 28, 2012, 04:31:07 pm
Quote from: Loud Whispers on February 28, 2012, 04:21:16 pm
Quote from: Mitchewawa on February 28, 2012, 03:44:37 pm
Also, please refrain from spending too many posts correcting others' work.

har har

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Friendship is magma
What does everypony do?
Kill violently.
Friendship is futile
Go for the heart, stab them through!
Better when they're dead.
 - a loyalty cascade
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Quote from: Mr Frog
Talvieno ... seems to be able to smash out novella-length tales on demand

EmperorJon

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Re: Dwarven Haiku
« Reply #17 on: February 28, 2012, 04:40:04 pm »
Mandate your new bed?
Adamantine, are you mad!?
Please pull this lever.
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Quote from: Kamamura on February 18, 2012, 06:38:11 am
I think it's the way towns develop now. In the beginning, people move into a town. Then they start producing tables, which results in more and more tables. Soon tables represent a significant portion of the population, they start lobbying for new laws and regulations, putting people to greater and greater disadvantage...
Link for full quote. 'tis mighty funny.

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Re: Dwarven Haiku
« Reply #18 on: February 28, 2012, 11:29:28 pm »
Why does my new bed
Menace me with spikes of steel?
Did a dwarf make this?
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Re: Dwarven Haiku
« Reply #19 on: February 29, 2012, 12:05:54 am »
the work never stops
all i think about is booze
booze booze booze booze booze
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Talvieno

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Re: Dwarven Haiku
« Reply #20 on: February 29, 2012, 12:10:21 am »
Quote from: Tripsky on February 29, 2012, 12:05:54 am
the work never stops
all i think about is booze
booze booze booze booze booze
this is gold. I lol'd.
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Talvieno ... seems to be able to smash out novella-length tales on demand

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Re: Dwarven Haiku
« Reply #21 on: February 29, 2012, 12:35:05 am »
Quote from: Tripsky on February 29, 2012, 12:05:54 am
booze booze booze booze booze

Close, but not quite. Has to be 5/7/5. I count only 2 there.


Notification?
FB Coming Up Stairwell?
Should have used floor hatch.

Struck Adamantine!
A dwarf started digging it.
Shit. Novice miner.

What is this new thing?
A thrall? Caught the caravan?
Mad, steel clad undead.
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Re: Dwarven Haiku
« Reply #22 on: February 29, 2012, 12:45:38 am »
Why is it haiku?
Why can't it be limericks?
I find them better
cwutididthar?

Now then, for limericks...

I am a drunken dwarf
I can and will always barf
I drink lots of booze
Then I go snooze
I die near things that sound like carf
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tahujdt

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Re: Dwarven Haiku
« Reply #23 on: February 29, 2012, 12:53:35 am »
I swear, i was just about to make a haiku thread! Anyway: Your razor sharp wit/can't stand up to my shiny/ candy battle-axe.
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Re: Dwarven Haiku
« Reply #24 on: February 29, 2012, 01:03:01 am »
"Yes! Adamantine!"
Cheered all the excited dwarves.
Then they dug too far.

Invaders approaching!
Somebody, pull the lever!
(Dining hall caves in)
« Last Edit: February 29, 2012, 01:10:54 am by Talvieno »
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Re: Dwarven Haiku
« Reply #25 on: February 29, 2012, 01:11:22 am »
Quote from: tahujdt on February 29, 2012, 12:53:35 am
In nomine impetu Immortalis!

That phrase has eluded me for so long, I have it written down somewhere and I have no idea what it means, and even google fails me. Please, for the love of Armok, what does it mean?!
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Talvieno

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Re: Dwarven Haiku
« Reply #26 on: February 29, 2012, 01:15:08 am »
Quote from: NemoVonFish on February 29, 2012, 01:11:22 am
Quote from: tahujdt on February 29, 2012, 12:53:35 am
In nomine impetu Immortalis!

That phrase has eluded me for so long, I have it written down somewhere and I have no idea what it means, and even google fails me. Please, for the love of Armok, what does it mean?!
I don't know, I'm guessing "attack in the name of the gods" or something... I'm probably wrong. Google says "In the name of the attack area!" which can't be right.
« Last Edit: February 29, 2012, 01:16:52 am by Talvieno »
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tahujdt

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Re: Dwarven Haiku
« Reply #27 on: February 29, 2012, 01:16:53 am »
I'm glad somebody noticed! It means, "In the name of the Immortal Onlaught!" It is the motto of the Order of Cacame Awenimade. Please join the order and sig it. (I used google translate, so...)
« Last Edit: February 29, 2012, 01:18:26 am by tahujdt »
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I suggest that we add a clause permitting the keelhauling of anyone who suggests a plan involving "zombify the crew".
Quote from: MNII
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Re: Dwarven Haiku
« Reply #28 on: February 29, 2012, 01:21:03 am »
The kickass elven king/Cacame Aweinimade/rides a zombie beast!
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I suggest that we add a clause permitting the keelhauling of anyone who suggests a plan involving "zombify the crew".
Quote from: MNII
Friend Computer, can you repair the known universe, please?

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Re: Dwarven Haiku
« Reply #29 on: February 29, 2012, 01:32:30 am »
Quote from: Dr.Propz on February 29, 2012, 12:45:38 am
I am a drunken dwarf
I can and will always barf
I drink lots of booze
Then I go snooze
I die near things that sound like carf

This is why it can't be limericks.
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